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Nov 13 2009

One Way Ticket

PhotobucketPoor Carly is screwed and the someone that turned her in turned out to be Victor but I totally blame Hagster for that. She might as well have told him that she saw her at the house. I don’t blame Bo for leaping to the Hagster conclusion although I knew it wasn’t Justin. And now Vivian’s coming to Salem. I’m still yearning for Ivan.

Oh Sami why did you have to tell Nicole about Rafe? Sure she’s thrilled to be back with Rafe but it was dumb telling her new best buddy. Even Sydney thought it was a bad idea. This caused Nicole to run right to Repluso who was smoking a stinky cigar. Is that a good idea having someone pregnant along with a baby around that? Maybe it was fake smoke. When Enormo got home Nicole and Sydney h ad to go out and hide in the bushes.

Caroline didn’t want Ari to go but Brady wasn’t too helpful. He took off still upset about finding out that Ari’s a drug dealer. Cranky but hot and I wanted to smack Victor for being such an ass. You can be that way to Chloe or hell Barracuda although I don’t he will be to his new best friend Haster. Hello hypocrite who was recently Ari’s boss. It does look like she might tell Brady the whole story. But she did make a mistake because she left her door open so Enormo overheard her on the phone leaving a message for Rafe asking about the DNA test which was delayed.

I could care less about Chloe being unable to get pregnant. Daniel wake up and toss her out. I used to like her but not anymore. I can’t blame it on a recast since there was no recasting like in the case of Billie and Mike two characters that were horrible in their latest incarnations. At least they’re both gone.

Since Sami spilled the beans Rafe the sexy secret agent is going to tell her about Sydney being her baby. I wouldn’t mind him taking a swing at Enormo. But of course Enormo would cheat and hire a couple of goons again since he’d be too afraid of breaking a nail. I do enjoy the protective porn. It isn’t out of the realm of possibility for him to go after Enormo since he has an interest in Ari. Now bringing him down would be awesome. If I can’t have him dead I wouldn’t mind having him in the orange jumpsuit.

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Nov 12 2009

A Trip To The Moon

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PhotobucketAt first the name make no sense but later it does. It turns out that Silver does half birthdays. Gee what a not shock that Jackie wasn’t around for her birthdays. Well at least she tried to make up for it when she set up the house to celebrate those missed birthdays including a fishbowl helmet because Silver wanted to be an astronaut along with her 80s craze. They even camped out in the living room although I’m not sure about how they did the marsh mellows. Okay I’ll admit Teddy’s grown on me since he’s the one that helped Jackie decorate the place but it looks like she died during the night. AT least it was peaceful if she is dead.

Annie continues to be stupid and a b itch. Jasper is good at making it seem like he’s just a victim of vicious gossip. Navid believed it until he caught him selling drugs to Adrianna. He of course tried to lie his way out of it. Oh yeah the two of them are buddies that went to lunch. I’ve never had a lunch that expensive. SO the whole lunch lie was lame. Does he even know that he’s a drug dealer? I really doubt he does. It’s like he’s convinced himself that he isn’t one or maybe he doesn’t recognize the name. Maybe he’s a pharmacist. SO low of Adrianna to use the money for Silver half birthday massage to buy drugs instead. She came up with an I was mugged but couldn’t see the mugger lie.

Dixon finally found out that Sasha faked the pregnancy. He was pissed at Debbie and said the one thing that would hurt her the most that she wasn’t his real mother. She was trying to protect him but that was seriously stupid of her since he deserve to know the truth. He didn’t have much luck with Annie so things were pretty sucky for him. He tried to apologize for the Liam thing but she went all bitchy so he didn’t even bother. Um shouldn’t she be in a good mood? She slept with the drug dealer ho denies being one that she’s in love with and she’s still being a bitch?

Poor Liam is pissed off because Ryan believes the worst of him thanks to that bitch Jen. That had to hurt when Ryan sided with his stepfather who might be a dead ringer for Jonathan Kent but is nothing like him. Ivy had a good point since no one thought to ask him what was wrong but they’re guys but at least she knocked some sense into them so they finally asked after he almost got into a fight with another surfer. SO now they are going to help Liam get back at the bitch. He really shouldn’t have deleted that recording since that would have nailed her.

I don’t think Adrianna likes Silver spending time with Teddy. Poor Silver feels guilty about it although she shouldn’t. He’s been a good friend to her. Hell Silver even offered to stop being friends with him. He’s the one person that understands what she’s going through and with Jackie very likely dead she’ll need him more than ever now. I’m not sure about the future of them possibly being a couple even though I’ll admit that he’s growing on me.

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Nov 12 2009

Make It Official

PhotobucketHmmm I wonder if Nick is a bit suspicious of Agnes/Sandy. Things happened pretty damn quick. Something is off about this chick. Did no one listen when I said I didn’t want another baby storyline? I guess not so boo hiss on you.

Can I slap Boobette 2? I think her brain went missing. Maybe Felicia is trying to find it. Is it wrong that i think she should go join her twin? Maybe she could die in a freak accident or she accidentally finds herself buried alive? Is Sheila out there somewhere ready to do something crazy? She might be dead for all I know.

It looks like Dimbo will continue to do the show even though Daddy oops I mean was against it. Since Pam was awesome Justin wants to hire her as a co host. Her dance is a hit online. Serge the wedding planner who i didn’t know was one has declared himself Pam’s agent.

She has a few demands which aren’t all that bad. At first Pam says no but Dimbo lets her have a microwave and a cooking segment. They can work in the fashion angle since people do spill things on themselves or that just might be me. That should be interesting and I was right about Pam’s hands above her head being ears.

Katie brings Bill to the neighborhood she grew up in. She wants to get married in the little park. Um was I the only one that had a problem seeing this park? I saw swings but no actual park. Don’t invite Boobette 2 since she’ll end up hitting on Bill again. Is it wrong that i want to hit her?

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Nov 11 2009

DNA Test Day

PhotobucketFinally Rafe gives Tim the toothbrush and teething ring. Did he get Sami a new toothbrush. I hope his friend is quick since there’s the other DNA test. Interesting but it looks like Nauseating has a feeling that Nicole got Mia to lie but he’ll end up believing it when he finds out he isn’t the father. Oh great just as one never ending storyline might be finally reaching the light at the end of the tunnel another one turns up in LA since something is wonky with that surrogate.

I’m on Team Rafe all the way. I don’t like Ari mentioning the E word. Don’t even put that image in my head. It was bad enough having to watch Sami and Enormo in the cemetery. Okay I got a little teary eyed when she was talking about Grace but I tried to ignore Enoromo. I will puke if they put Sami with her rapist when she has Rafe. When she finds out what he did for her how could she not love him more? And how sweet he wants to kill Nicole. I want the big fight but that’ll have to wait of course. Race could so take Enormo.

Brady’s brooding and hot. Mel decided to ask him for some advice about Poofy and Nathan. The question of course would be whether or not her feelings for Poofy are lusty wrong feelings or something more. She needs to figure out how she feels so she should take things slow with Nathan. I do wonder about Poofy. He seems to have gotten over Wishy Washy pretty fast. At least his hair amuses me. I wonder if anyone else wants to take a comb to him and try to do something to get rid of the poof.

Ari decides to quit her job at the pub and Brady was here to check on his Great Aunt even if he doesn’t seem to realize he’s a Brady. I get not wanting to admit to being a Dimera since that’s just too weird to think of him being cousins with Enormo and Repulso being his Uncle since that’s just too disturbing I’m thinking Roman won’t be too happy about Ari quitting since I”m thinking he’s the one that got her the job there in the firs place.

Nathan was just getting a coffee when some chick keeled over which sent him into action. And Wishy Washy was there and later that led to a hug. So maybe I’m not so off when i mention a quadrangle. I guess a nine to five job for him is out. What does he do at the hospital anyway? The only thing going on was the paternity test and Lexie warning Nauseating about Nicole.

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Nov 10 2009

I’m Done With You

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glitter-graphics.comWell Kristin and Audrina finally come face to face. It had to happen sooner or later and it didn’t go so well. Gee not so surprised about that. I guess that’s why Justin Bobby encouraged her to talk to Audrina. Um U thought he wanted to meet Audrina not the other way around and that it was just the once and butt out Stacie of the stupid spelling. So it looks like she’s done with him and the two won’t be friends. Well there are just some people you can’t be friends with.

It wasn’t diamonds that Heidi got for her birthday but puppies that are the only babies she’s going to get. Spencer has enough sense to know what a bad idea it would be to have little Spencers and Spencettes running around. That shows signs of a functioning brain. And thank the Gods he wasn’t waring that stupid hat. And where was Holly? I noticed she wasn’t at the party. I’m pretty sure I would have seen her if she came.

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Nov 10 2009

Joyous Adventure

PhotobucketAgnes/Sandy wowed Bridget during the interview. Nick seems to be hesitant since Bridget keeps raving about her being good friend material but he wonders why she was nervous. She must have been listening in while they were talking. Nick wants to interview a few more surrogates before making a final decision but Agnes just spellbound Bridget and Nick agreed. I smell trouble but if my name was Agnes I’d go by Sandy too.

And how sweet of Boob. Don’t worry this is just a temporary thing but it was nice of him to make a wedding dress for Katie. See Boob things aren’t so horrible although I wonder about the dress. Why didn’t we see it? Brooke didn’t even get to see it. AM I the only one wondering about that? Well That’s one less thing to worry about. May I suggest chocolate for the wedding cake but it’ll probably be boring white on white. I guess there’s a law or something.

Why did Bill let Boobette 2 touch his sword. She asked him about it. So he’s a sword but more cuddly than the sword. So never give up and never let Boobettes touch the sword. So I’m going to vomit if she keeps throwing herself at him. I bet Rick’s relieved to be free of her. No wonder he says away in the basement or alternate dimension he goes to. I’d be happy to slap her for you Bill.

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Nov 06 2009

Memory Lane

It is so wrong that Sami and Nicole are all buddy buddy. And I didn’t like the interruption of Rafe and Sami or should I say Agent Mysterious? I hope this Tim guy is quick so Sami finally knows the truth about Sydney who passed out. It must be stressful for her to be around Nicole knowing that she’s her fake Mommy.

While Brady was brooding in his coffee Ari was brooding on the pier. Enormo put his grubby paw on her shoulder so she thought it was Brady at first. Talk about a disappointment. And he had the nerve to try to giver her a handkerchief. He didn’t mention being the drug lord.

Nicole goes off to pick up medication for Sydney and runs into Brady. I wanted to slap her when she bitched about Mia. Oh yeah why should anyone feel bad for Mia? She has everything a girl could want. Let’s see she had to lie to protect a baby that isn’t hers. Her baby is dead and the lie caused her to lose the boy she’s in love with. Yes life is wonderful for her.

Why is Melanie daydreaming about Poofy? Sure it’s flattering for two guys to be interested in a girl but come on Poofy isn’t really into Mel. She’s just the consolation prize. And I’ll admit that Nathan’s grown on me. Well that sucks Nathan gets called away because of an emergency. I wonder what it was about since University Hospital is petty dead. And once again Mel dreams of Poofy but this time in bed.

I don’t trust Hagster at all. Damn I thought she was going to mention Carly being in Salem when they were talking. He continues to be on Team Hagster. He should be on Team Bo who didn’t do anything wrong. And Carly isn’t a predator. Consider the source bitch. Oh no she’ll flip out again because Bo covered Carly with the special blanket.

Larry haunted Carly’s dream but this time he ended up killing her which caused her to wake up screaming. I want to know what’s going on. She still won’t budge on telling Justin the whole story. At least Justin believes it was self defense. Of course she had a good reason but somehow I think Hagster could give a rat’s ass what it is.

Oh don’t even think about such a horrible thing with Enormo and Sami’s arms Ari. Sami needs to know about her baby but the jerk in the ointment would be Enormo. Nope thee better arms would be Rafe’s of course. I will hurl if they do that. Why do people forget that the asshole raped her? Rape isn’t romantic.

Thank the Gods for SoapNet while allowed me to watch what I missed. Come on show the whole episode before you interrupt. So I was annoyed but was able to watch what I missed. I wonder who called the Feds that bitch Hagster or Vivian. She knew the exact location but Vivian would know to point them in Bo’s direction. Bo better call Justin since the girl needs a lawyer stat.

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Nov 05 2009

Healthy Version

Damn Sarah must have left the set for General Hospital and dashed over to The Bold And The Beautiful. Looks like she’s going back to being a  blonde. I smell scam but she didn’t seem to know what was going on. I guess Andrea didn’t fill Agnes in on the details. That is such an unfortunate name. It sounds like a nun. I wonder if she’ll be crazy. Hey I enjoy some crazy which probably makes me crazy.

Nick and Bridget are so excited about this so called Sandy chick. Andrea claims to have a family emergency so she tells Bridget to call up Sandy. Oh yes she’s the healthy version of Bridget after all chocolate is vital each and every day. A chocolate bar a day keeps the doctor away or something like that. I think she was excited when she did a little research on this couple. I bet Agnes isn’t any better at yoga than I am. That just confuses the hell out of me. I’ve tried it and it never goes well.

The shoot went well and this time there wasn’t an ugly dress to mock. They did look good. Damn Katherine looks great. Even Boob had to admit that Bill wasn’t such an ogre after he saw her getting a real chance to shine. I just don’t like Boobette 2 getting all gooey over Bill. Yes he’s hot but bitch he’s taken. Can’t you find your own guy instead of lusting after guys that are taken? Rick was lucky to get rid of that bitch.

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Nov 05 2009

Crush

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Nancy wonders about Anita when she sees her with a bag that belongs to Hannah. Given the choice between Nancy telling Hannah and Anita she decides to go to Hannah herself. Yes she’s still lying about not eating. Hannah even gave her the diary she kept in the hopes that it would help. Maybe Nancy’s right about her having a crush. That was funny when she was talking about borrowing some of Lauren’s clothes. That would be interesting.

Wow Mercedes actually feels guilty about kissing Calvin. Was I the only one that thought they’d kiss again if Mal hadn’t showed up. Well she does have a knack for cheating. They just have that fighty vibe that leads to kissing and more so I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened sooner or later. So it was actually a good thing that Mal showed up since it stopped them from doing something really stupid although I wouldn’t rule it out just yet on happening.

Why are they being mean to Spencer? He goes over to see Dave and the others only to be freezed out by them. They came up with some lame excuse so he’d have to leave. And later on India talked to him for a little bit and left him. He ended up following them and tried to light a firecracker or sparkler or whatever the hell that thing was. Well it didn’t quite work out right since whoosh and flames appeared. Maybe if they allowed him to come along he wouldn’t have been so determined to light the thing. Am I having a stupid moment or maybe it’s different in England but I thought Veteran’s Day was in September. Well Thanksgiving in Canada is in October so maybe it’s just a different month over there.

Tony’s really getting into the holiday spirit but Cindy isn’t. Oops it turns out that Grandpa of a few greats I think didn’t fight on the side they thought. How did Cindy find that out? Maybe she’s just lying to wind up Dom. If only Mercedes hadn’t slept with Tony since things could have been so different. I think it is very likely that Tony and Jacqui would be married which would make more sense. It’s not like they love each other. So I don’t get this marriage. I get that Cindy’s running a con but I’m not sure what Tony gets out of it. I guess they aren’t watching Tom anymore and why was he staying with them anyway?

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Nov 04 2009

Muse Of Vengeance

Can I be next? Sami caught Rafe in the hallway as he was walking away to go off and finally get that DNA test done. Instead Sami and Rafe started kissing so they took it inside. There was some talking and Rafe said he had to go but he ended up staying which means the shirt came off. I thank you for that. Hey when you’re that hot it is your duty to take the shirt off.

He wanted Sami to trust him and of course me being the insane girl that I am I told him I trusted him. I get why he doesn’t want to tell her. Oh stop it Rafe you’re distracting me. It’s a good thing he isn’t shirtless but hey he’s working the leather porn. Now where was I? They end up on the couch and oops Sami finally mentions having a roommate. Good thing Nicole didn’t come in. Rafe leaves so he can finally have that DNA test and tells her that it’s about their future. He said future which is a good sign. Please oh please let us see him in some good shower porn. I don’t think that’s too much to ask.

Another one working some leather porn is Brady. Yes I have porn on the brain and the list is getting bigger at my website. You can check it for yourself if you don’t believe me. Poor Ari is in quite a bind since Brady knows about her being a drug dealer. Damn I thought she was going to tell him. That boy is so hot when he’s all pissed off and unlike Enormo I liked his finger pointing. Brady you can point your finger at me any time you like. I didn’t know she was living above the pub.

Brady takes off and she goes after him. Roman’s there and Brady makes a comment about knowing who’s working at his family’s pub. Um why do they make Brady forget that he’s actually related to the Brady clan. Roman is his second cousin I think and Caroline would be his great aunt. Ari wants to quit but Roman threatens her with jail if she stops dealing. What a pickle and damn I really want to know why she went to jail. I’m assuming she was using and got caught. She just doesn’t seem to be some hardcore criminal type. And poor Brady thinks he’s stupid. Sweetie you are so not stupid. I just wish she’d tell him after all he’d keep a secret and he’d know that she has a good reason for dealing.

 The whole Hagster and Carly meeting was just odd. It was like Hagster didn’t know who Carly was and then she did. Okay I get not knowing who was in the bed since the light was off but once it was on she still didn’t know who it was. That bitch is so going to call the cops. Carly did explain things and once again the bitch got all pissed off. She seems to have forgotten that she left the house and took Ciara with her which is the only reason Bo let Carly stay there. If his family was there he would have had her stay somewhere else but don’t try to explain that to bitchy Hagster.

I do agree that Carly’s hiding something. She almost slipped and said I believe it was someone. I doubt that it’s Nicky that she’s talking about. Now I would love it if Victor Webster came back. Sure he’s on Melrose Place but he’s just not on enough for me although I was digging the plaid porn. Justin agrees to be his lawyer but he wants her to tell him everything but Carly says she’s told him all she can tell him. So that pretty much confirms that she’s hiding something. 

I do love having Vivian back although once again she’s after Carly. Damn I bet she hates that Larry dug her up when she buried her alive because he’d be alive right now if he’d just let her die in that coffin. Who I’m not loving would be Gus. Sure he can say Madame pretty much right but I just don’t like him. The magic just isn’t there and I want him to turn into Ivan. When he asked her if she wanted anything or something like that I asked him to turn into Ivan but sadly he didn’t. What happened to Ivan? They were traveling around the world after he won the lottery. So where is he?

The goons came through and Vivian now knows that Carly’s in Salem. Well it isn’t such a stretch after all Bo would be someone she’d go to for help. But what about Frankie? Um I’m pretty sure he’s a lawyer right? Maybe he’s not the right kind of lawyer. I wonder if they’d bring him back so she could at least have one family member. I am dying to know what the deal is with Larry. Okay he was sick and was evil but he wasn’t exactly Mr Wonderful before. Nope I never really liked him. If I’m not mistaken didn’t he rape Jennifer when she was pretending to be Katerina? Well at least he didn’t rape her since I don’t get those pairings at all.

And while I do enjoy Victor I don’t like it when he wants to put the blame on Bo. Bo didn’t do anything wrong. Hagster’s the bad guy for taking Ciara away because the shrink supposedly said so. Did the shrink say she should take her daughter and deprive her of a loving father? I’m pretty sure that didn’t happen. Bo could have gone with her if Ciara needed a change of scenery. She’s just being a bitch and I still can’t figure out what these so called problems are. I’m surprised she said she’d give Carly and Bo twenty-four hours. Sure I get her being surprised to find someone in her bed but come on bitch it’s not like she was in bed with Bo and he’s the one that suggested she sleep in that room since it’s the most secure.

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