Dishing The Soaps!

Poor Sami is left hanging wondering what’s going on with her baby. I just wish she had seen her daughter first so she’d know she was given the wrong baby. The whole baby switch thing makes my stomach turn. Can’t they come up with something else? Nicole is really irritating me but of course she’s a psycho but the doctor is stupid for going along with her. No wonder he’s in a clinic if he’s willing to go along with a baby switch. Nicole doesn’t deserve to have a baby and it’s not like Sami was planning to give up her baby forever. She just wanted time to figure out what to do.

The stupid hit man is found by Maggie. Oh joy she found the killer but of course she has no idea he’s the killer. Why does Kayla think he looks familiar? Hey maybe she watches Xena which would explain her thinking he’s familiar. It looks like she might be the one that ends up killed but it sort of looks like Hope ends up shooting her. Oh Bo and his visions but unlike other people that get them he doesn’t seem to get headaches. That would be a really sucky part of getting visions.

Bo doesn’t want Hope to go see Kayla but he did confide in Steve about the vision. I’m thinking they won’t be able to stop it from happening since someone is getting the boot from Salem. Why do they have to muck things up? Wasn’t it bad enough that they gave that sendoff to Marlena and John. Sure he got his memory back but they had him potentially dying although they’d already killed him only to bring him back with a mucked up brain. Now someone will bite the dust and that someone should be Nicole and while they’re in the killing mood get rid of EJ too. I wouldn’t mind that one little bit.

Rafe is still on the floor. Doesn’t the guy have a cell phone or something so he can call for help? I swear the guy is a crappy Fed although I do love him. At least Sami is safe from the hit man since he’s at University Hospital which implies the safe house is pretty close by. What is that about? Isn’t the point of witness protection to take the person somewhere away from where they live so someone doesn’t see them? I guess they thought it would be okay since they forced her to stay in all the time. I just want the story to end and the hit man to drop dead and Rafe not to drop dead and maybe join the force. Why not since the cops aren’t all that great at their jobs? No offense Bo but you know it’s true.

Why do we have to have another damn baby switch? I had a feeling that Nicole would want to steal Sami’s baby. If that was the baby she was holding I’m thinking the little one doesn’t think much of her plan. Who the hell is she to say anything about Sami when she’s not exactly citizen of the year. She shouldn’t have either baby since they’d both be better off without her. I did notice that she said EJ was rich before saying he was a good father. That’s really nice Nicole and of course you’re not in the slightest interested in his money.

I’m not thrilled about this bad news I heard so it looks like someone is hell bent on destroying this soap since yet another character is going to get murdered by someone. Who? Right now I’m thinking along the lines of Hope since Bo did have that vision but who knows who ends up killing her? I’m just guessing at this point. I’d rather have Nicole end up dead by EJ’s hand when he finds out that she took Mia and Sami’s babies and switched them. Maybe there could be a fire and Stefano could die in it too. What would it take to make him dead once and for all? For all I know the Apocalypse might start if he dies like Alistair. He was pretty damn hard to kill too but he did end up dead finally.

That is one pink jumper isn’t it? Why didn’t Zak mention his sister Haley. Michaela tried to nick her stuff.She showed her the receipt so Michaela would come up close enough so she could knock her on her ass. So far I think I’m liking her but that was a bit harsh calling Michaela a cracked cow even if she can be sometimes. Why wasn’t he glad to see her? Is she insane or something? That could explain me liking her since I tend to like the oddballs.

Barry is still being a total ass. You just want to beat him with a club or something because he’s so repulsive. Sure Justin might have a point about people changing like he did but that doesn’t apply to everyone since some people are just bad and it looks like this dude is since he set fire to Ash’s place. Of course Ash is going to be pissed at him because the slime did mug his sister and continues to be a racist asshole. That’s sweet of Russ to want to help him but I don’t think he’ll get anywhere but that’s good of him to at least try since who knows the world might start rotating backwards and the kid might start acting human.

Lelia wants her brother Ash to get to know Justin better but it doesn’t go very well. That’s good of Justin to be straight about what he did in the past but Ash isn’t liking him one bit. Well that’s what big brothers do but oddly I like Justin now. Hannah came too since Ash is totally into her and what’s his face Matt I think is just going nowhere. I wish Hannah would have better luck so maybe this time it will work out. It probably won’t since the actress is leaving which is sad because Hannah happens to be one of my favorite characters on the show.

Poor Kris is sick with the man flu so he wasn’t able to do his show so Elliot and Leila did it or at least tried to. They weren’t very good which is odd because unless I’ve gone crazy without someone telling me he did that pirate radio show with John Paul. Maybe it was more John Paul than him or maybe he needs John Paul to work the magic. Leila who is quite chatty clammed up and Elliot started babbling about Elliot type things until Kris came and pulled the plug. Oops at least they were trying to help.

Lelia mentioned Elliot having a purple aura which is ironic since I took a quiz the other day that says my soul is painted purple. Of course he doesn’t buy it but it certainly looked like he was seeing Kris’s aura. He thought it was the lights. I wonder if Elliot will end up with Lelia since Justin seems more interested in Hannah and Lelia doesn’t seem all that interested in Justin anymore. I swear there must be something in the water to make people go all nutty but that’s what makes it so fun.

So Mia had her little girl and Nicole stuck her in a drawer. Nice going and could you be more insensitive? The poor thing just had a baby and now she’s being bullied into giving her up even though it looks like she’s having second thoughts. Should Nicole really be a Mom? I can’t help but think of Gwen who I always thought was too insane to deserve a kid but sadly sanity or deserving really don’t factor in when it comes to getting pregnant otherwise there wouldn’t be those defective parents out there.

So was Nicole showing herself to be slightly human when she was crying or was she doing that for Mia’s benefit since Mia wasn’t really sleeping? I’ll admit that for about ten seconds I felt bad for her but that just went away. I just don’t get why she hates Sami. Okay she blames her for Eric leaving not even bothering to look in the mirror and think for a second that it just might be her. Also Sami had EJ first but hello the first time was rape so she could save Lucas. Oh yes that’s a guy worth fighting over. Frankly I think Nicole and EJ deserve each other since they are both bad news. Sure he might be cute but that doesn’t make him less of a scumbag and hey why is he the only Dimera with a British accent?

Well isn’t that handy that both Mia and Sami went into labor at the same time. Couldn’t they have called 911 or are ambulances not allowed at the convent or at Mia’s apartment. I just think Nicole didn’t want Mia in a hospital since that makes taking her baby a bit trickier. So what is that bitch up to anyway? Is she going to exchange Mia’s baby for Sami’s or what that way she’ll have EJ’s child. Well I’m firmly back in the I Hate Nicole Club. is she just going to leave Mia there or will she call for help since Mia doesn’t look too good?

When will Lucas wake up and realize what a cow Chloe is? I hope it’s soon but I’m not holding my breathe. Daniel take her away somewhere and do whatever you want to her because I just want her gone along with Nicole who is another total cow. She has no right to judge Sami. So what she happens to be able to get pregnant that doesn’t make her a whore. How many men have you slept with Nicole? So don’t go around name calling when I’m guessing your list is pretty damn high.

I didn’t get a haircut but Steve did and I think I like it. They did finally mention it. Am I the only one that finds it odd when it isn’t mentioned or they wait to mention it? Wow Theo actually spoke and had a conversation instead of being off in his world. At least the little guy got some chocolate cake. What is the deal with him not being allowed cookies? What does that have to do with autism? Am I being dumb again? Hey it does happen.

Hee hee a threatening nun and she’s named Theresa. Okay that won’t make any sense to anyone that isn’t a fan of Passions. Oh crap Sami is now in labor and that cow Nicole just might get what she wants. Whoops double labor hence the baby switch. I admit that I’m confused about this. Does Nicole want to switch Mia’s baby with Sami’s baby so when Sami comes back she’ll end up with the wrong baby? Why oh why do they have to do this? I sense a potential crackfic coming on so I’m going to shake around my brain a bit to see what comes pouring out. Stay tuned for next time.