Dishing The Soaps!

Well that wasn’t a shocker that Melanie would snoop around and try to get Chelsea in trouble. If she wanted to find out if he was accepted or not she should have made sure that the little cow wasn’t around. I just don’t get her. She can be sweet like she was to Stephanie even though it was odd but then she goes around screwing with her brother’s girlfriends. Is she jealous because the one guy that showed interest in her turned out to be a wee bit nuts?

Yes I still want the smack button. If I didn’t despise Nicole I would almost feel sorry for her but hey she knew what she was in for so she shouldn’t be surprised to find out that it isn’t all fun and games to be a Dimera. I don’t think I’d want a one eyed pike and what happened to the other eye? Does it wear an eye-patch? That’s just odd that Mary who unless I’m mistaken is a maid or something would go fishing for food on her day off? If this is her day off couldn’t she wear regular clothes or is she banned for wearing them in the Dimera house? They must pay well because I’m not so sure I’d like to be there and hell I wouldn’t want to be the maid. If I could just be someone that answers the door and announces people I think I’d be okay with that.

So the guard has a name now which happens to be Bobby. I guess Stephanie and Bobby kissed and made up. They are still vague about her parents. She got a call but what was it about? No clue since it just made her rip up whatever that was and throw it in the trash so of course Melanie had to dig it out of the trash. Really classy Mel. I’m surprised she hasn’t been fired yet.

EJ is an ass which is no big surprise. Actually I think EJ and Nicole deserve each other so hopefully they’ll make each other miserable but I do feel for the baby since Sydney doesn’t deserve to be in that horrible place with those horrible people. The truth needs to come out since this is just driving me nuts. Sure I don’t mind seeing him shirtless but that doesn’t mean I like him. Is this how he treats someone he claims to love? Nope he’s totally obsessed with Sami and since Nicole is stupid and living up to the dumb blonde stereotype she’ll end up blaming Sami for this. Hello why would she want that loser when Rafe’s in the picture? That’s a no brainer since hands down Rafe wins and please take your shirt off again soon.

I do wonder about this chick he ran into. Who is this Ariana? Did she come from Sunset Beach? Well it did pop into my head that this unless I’m remembering wrong was the name of Eden and Cruz’s daughter? Yes the mind works in strange ways but it was the same name. I hope she’s either gay or a family member. I know he was raised by the nuns but that doesn’t mean she can’t be a sister or maybe a cousin or something. There is a bit of a resemblance. I hope it isn’t an ex girlfriend but the way she greeted him about thinking she’d never see him again doesn’t sound good to me so I’m thinking she’s an ex but I hope I’m wrong. He needs to make up with Sami and realize he was being stupid. Yeah Rafe she was carrying a spare wedding dress in the diaper bag. Well she does have a lot of wedding dresses but I’m thinking she doesn’t store them all in her closet.

Hmm crochet purses? Sounds interesting. I wonder if there are needles hidden inside to help fight off muggers. Poor Pam since Brooke didn’t seem all that interested. Maybe she could get an online store and I’m thinking they won’t be ridiculously expensive like some purses. Nope I’m the girl that’s content with a purse that cost $14.99 and so far no one has pointed and mocked the purse which I think is cute. What’s the point of paying a ridiculous price anyway? Okay sure there’s the not having the money to do it but even if I did actually have money I’m not so sure I’d be insane like people are when it comes to buying shoes or whatever. I’d likely see look for the best price. What’s the point of buying the same thing when you can get it cheaper? I guess that’s spoken like a girl with no money.

Of course Stephanie is thrilled about Brooke and Ridge not being legally married. I’m still waiting for to jump around and giggle because of her delight. Hey Ridge you’re a bit of a hypocrite since Brooke has had to put up with Stephanie and I don’t know if she ever gave him an ultimatum about choosing between the two like Ridge is at the very least implying with Rick. I wish that shredder was in this room since the damn thing here is too damn loud or maybe I just have ears like a bat.

I think Pam needs to take a typing class because she keeps screwing up but at least Thorne didn’t seem mad at her. He talked about being alone so I wonder what happened to Darla. He was with her the last time I watched. Sure things happen so I have no clue what did happen since the only one left would be Clark out of the Spectra gang. So I guess he’s sticking with big brother declaring his hate of Rick. The whole family tree thing can get confusing but aren’t Thorne and Rick brothers? I’m not even going to think about that since that will just make the headache currently residing in my head feel worse.

I wonder if Taylor will make a move now that she knows the marriage isn’t valid. Shouldn’t someone call him up or something about the marriage being invalid? That was pretty dumb to ask someone else to fill out the pictures especially ditzy Pam who can’t type. Why is she the receptionist? That just doesn’t make sense. They should let her have a go at the crocheting thing. I’m sure old ladies would love it or maybe she do teddies. That was funny when she put it through the shredder.

Color me not surprised that Brooke told Stephanie that she’d wear teddies till the day she died. Come on is that really such a shock? I’ve always found it odd that Stephanie is so opposed to lingerie. I guess she doesn’t get it either but hey people do buy it so it makes sense if you want to make money. Girls need underwear although some of that stuff called underwear barely qualifies. Sorry but I’m not going to wear something with a string up the ass. Doesn’t scream comfort to me. I’m also thinking that Brooke’s prices are way out of my range so I’ll just stay with Walmart.

Oops Neville recorded on the Voice Idol song and it turns out that Hayley was the one singing. Rhys is a total moron and a right dip if that’s what Zoe called him. When she was walking away I’m not sure if she called him a dip or a gimp. Can someone translate the British for me since some words kind of fly over my head. It took who knows how long for me to figure out that Carmel said bitter not butter. Also row sounds funny with an accent since it sounds like ow with an r in front if that makes any sense.

Theresa was getting blamed for the vandalism at the school. Beware of CTV. I think I got the letters right. I could be missing one for all I know. Is there another C? I have no idea what it stands for but it has something to do with the cameras they have over there. I’m glad that Anita fessed up so Theresa wouldn’t get in trouble. Gov is continuing to be a total ass. He was ready to just condemn Theresa.

At least Bel is making an effort and she had the sense to realize that Anita needed Theresa at that moment. So once again I wanted to smack him along with Rhys who just seems to cause one to have the urge to do a little smacking. I wonder if he really likes Hayley but he doesn’t want to because she’s in a wheelchair. So what if she’s in a wheelchair. What does that matter? She’s really sweet and she’s gorgeous and I still think she looks more like she could be Zoe’s sister instead of being Zak’s sister.

 I was getting a little dizzy from the spinning bed. I have no idea why they felt the need to have the girls on the bed talking with the bed spinning like that. Theresa can be really sweet. That was great what she said about telling Anita that she would keep telling her how pretty she is until she believes it. She totally is and doesn’t have to put on pounds of makeup to do it. It is just insane how some people try to lighten their skin while others try to darken it. I have pale skin but at this point I just accept that and screw anyone that says anything about it. 

I was a bit surprised that Zoe would steal Mike’s play. Sure she’s desperate and she should go to her tutor about having a hard time. These are extenuating circumstances since it isn’t her fault her brother is a total moron. Have the sense to open the bottle away from the laptop. I would have strangled him but she shouldn’t steal Mike’s work. That was funny when Myra told Zoe not to look through her things and Zoe said something about it being tempting. I have to admit that I’m curious myself.