Dishing The Soaps!

Archie is such an idiot. Where is Kris? He has disappeared once again. Maybe it isn’t such a good idea to have a private conversation in public since you never know who might be listening like Zoe’s pervy brother. Have I mentioned that I want to smack him? Well I do and he’s not the only one that I would use the smack button on if one existed. So come on make one for those of us who want to smack someone without actually breaking anything.

Sarah and Elliott end up kissing because Archie’s being an ass so Elliot makes a move. That is so not like him so I’m wondering if he was drinking. Now if only he’d do that with Lelia and talk about crappy timing with Lelia walking in. Nice going Archie you’re a moron. Gee that’s such a mystery why that girl won’t call him back. I can’t even fathom why that could be.

Myra is a hoot. She was wearing her lucky robe when she was cooking breakfast in the morning but oops she spilled. Talk about awkward when Micks comes in. They go back to the McQueen house where it appears to be rat free. Myra gives Mike the erotic painting hanging in the living room and to make sure a rat turns up Myra throws pieces of a chocolate bar around and damn that worked quick. Such a shame to waste chocolate like that so the girls are moving back in with Mike. I’d like to see Mike with Myra since I think they’d make quite an interesting pair.

Well it is quite obvious that no one should listen to any advice given by Rhys. Monagomy is for morons? Oh yes he is just full of pearls of wisdom. He just ended up ruining the night for everyone. Poor Suzanne was going to get a good anniversary this year and Rhys spoiled it all. He’s so jealous and hates the fact that he was expendable. Hey the band sounded great so of course he had to spoil it by spilling his drink on the speaker. Yes I wanted to reach for the smack button again.

I had a deja vu moment when Sarah said something that sounded a lot like something Craig said. So she doesn’t like girls but she likes Lydia. That was so fitting that Michaela was the one to see them kissing. You kissed a girl and you like it. It was also quite an image she put in my head of Myra cooking in a negligee for Mike. Well things won’t be boring in the Barnes place with the McQueens around.

I don’t know what’s up with Elliot. Did Kris’s advice make me not want to make a go of it with Lelia who asked him to dinner? He should go for it. Maybe this time will be different since they click in a way that he didn’t with either Hannah or Sarah. It certainly didn’t help when everyone seemed determined to scare him off since Sarah said he was better off alone. She shouldn’t be listened to either since she has her own issues.