Dishing The Soaps!

Well I’m glad that I was right about Ariana turned out to be Rafe’s sister. So that’s okay if he wants to spend all night with her chatting. Hey she’s also a potential love interest for Brady since he seems to be related to most of the other girls in town and hey so not liking the idea of him and Melanie and he’s a bit old for her and frankly I’d rather have him to myself after all we are both fellow lefties.

Rafe let Sami rant about the girl before Rafe mentioned the oh so wonderful S word which in case you were wondering in this instance would be sister not that other S word that I avoid using which comes when I’m complaining about the weather on my regular blog. Yeah she wasn’t going to listen to him so she needed to get that off her chest. I’m glad he isn’t crazy and I kind of wish Sami would join the I hate EJ club but she did have a point since she’s stuck dealing with him but just don’t go back to that loser. Why people like him is lost on me because he’s a horrible person and judging from that preview he looks like he’s going crazy. I wonder where Susan is.

Stephanie is wearing the most horrible outfit ever. What the hell was she thinking? Put on some sweats or something but don’t go out in public wearing that thing. She needs some medication or something because once again she left Phillip but then she came back. Maybe she should go to Greece herself and try to get her sanity back if she ever had in the first place. I’m kind of getting sick of her. She needs some serious fashion help. Stay away from bad dresses Stephanie.

I don’t understand why they don’t just have Max and Chelsea leave at the same time. I wish him luck on his show but if it doesn’t work out I certainly wouldn’t mind the return of Max Brady. I also wouldn’t mind Billy coming back as Frankie the brother who gets left out since he’s never at least as far as I know been acknowledged as Melanie’s brother. I was sure they were blood brothers since they were together when the Brady’s adopted them and little Max didn’t speak.

I think Ariana doesn’t like Chloe because she heard her talking about Sami. Aw that’s sweet. I’m liking her now that I know she isn’t some threat to Sami. Hey I think Lucas is wearing the same shirt as Owen was in today’s episode of The Bold And The Beautiful. Aren’t you surprised I noticed after me going on about the underwear? Well it is really nice underwear and he wears it well. Oh where was I? Oh yes Lucas who I’m starting to wonder about. I wonder if he remembers something because it’s like he knows Chloe is hiding something. I wish he would remember or maybe the priest could bust Chloe or make her confuse before marrying them but would anyone really want to have an another wedding done by this priest? The whole EJ and Nicole thing was just a nightmare that felt like it would never end.

I enjoyed watching Kate torment Daniel and it is so obvious that he’s still in love with her. Frankly I’d rather Chloe be with him because she’s just so yawnworthy with Lucas. Yes I love Lucas and Sami but I’m not sure about them as a couple so I think I’ll see how things work with Rafe. I just don’t want her to go back to that loser EJ who was the real rebound guy. I’ve heard others call Rafe the rebound but I don’t think so because she was in love with Lucas and was forced to marry EJ which doesn’t exactly scream match made in heaven. Well Sami I’ll hold your slot open for the I Hate EJ club and I’m letting Rafe be the President and I’ll be the Treasurer as long as I don’t have to do any difficult math.

Okay I was a bit disappointed when that blonde chick knocked on the door interrupting what could have led to the magical underwear to be seen again. Yes I’m the insane girl calling out for the magical underwear. Is that so wrong? Damn Lesley is quite lucky since Eddie Cirbrian was another hottie she steamed it up with and now she’s got Brandon with his magical black undies. Okay I’m a little fixated on that and hey at least we got the teasing porn since his shirt had a lot of buttons undone. He was promoted to Chief Of Staff because he’s very good at what he does. I’m not sure what he does there except for making Jackie’s toes tingle and me call out for his underwear but I’m sure he does it well and looks pretty while doing it.

Okay Stephanie’s thinking is a bit skewed since she’s still encouraging Taylor to go after Ridge no big surprise there. If Taylor’s such a great person is it such a good idea to go after someone that is with another person even if they aren’t married? So is it okay to go after something that’s taken because while I may think Ridge is a total boob and have no clue why anyone would want him except to make fun of him I do believe he loves Brooke or is this an exception since Ridge is the woman in question? Hmm that was a mouthful wasn’t it?

Well Brooke seems to have changed her tune on Rick since she’s forbidding him. Yeah right like that’s going to work. Those memories didn’t look so horrible to me. Sure he said some horrible things but it doesn’t appear they had a relationship which I’m just guessing about since I’ve only recently started watching again that it was a pretty good one. Sure I could be wrong but it didn’t seem that way so maybe they will get back together. I think Marcus wants Steffy to stay away from Rick because he’s in love with her and I’m not so sure about Rick being dangerous since it appears that Tom as they’ve all of a sudden started calling him seems to be the one more prone to being dangerous.

I think Jackie is just enjoying her boy-toy and hey I don’t blame her one bit since I wouldn’t mind enjoying him too since my toes could use a good tingling. I think she wants Bridget back with Nick since she doesn’t like Katie. Wasn’t Bridget the moron that pushed Katie with Nick while she just had a heart transplant? I saw bits of that but not the whole thing but I found that odd. So is Katie the reason she quit being a doctor? And oh the behind on that butt is such a delight.

Zoe decides to have a girls night in with popcorn and wine. Sarah is freaked about the Lydia thing so she doesn’t invite her but Lelia does. I’m just glad that the whole Lydia and Sarah thing was straightened out since Sarah wasn’t sure if Lydia liked her and Lydia thought Sarah was avoiding her. Well the kissing shows that these two are going full steam ahead and hey a drabble is going to be written since I got an idea while I was watching the episode.

Make sure to have red and white when you’re having a slumber party. While Lydia goes off for some red wine Lelia talks to Sarah about seeing her kiss Elliot. She tries to explain things but Lelia is about to leave when Zoe just tells Sarah to tell her. Sarah announces that she’s gay and oops the boys end up falling into the hall. Unknown to Zoe the boys decided to stay behind instead of leaving like Zoe asked them to. Where was Kris anyway?

That was funny in the room when Archie had to use the bog and Elliot tried to stop him. Well the call of nature was just too strong. Not even the tennis racket kept him from charging out the door. I wonder if he made it because Zoe chased him out. Hopefully Elliot won’t end up in the doghouse and maybe now he’ll talk to Lelia. He shouldn’t get advice from an idiot like Archie a guy who can’t get a girl to call him back.