Dishing The Soaps!

And Charity is introduced when Faith who happens to be Grace’s identical twin hence them looking so much alike along with it being the same actress wigs out when her daughter comes out. She’s afraid of something and poor Charity is left in the dark about it. She only just finds out that her mom has a twin so she’s excited but Faith keeps the poor girl trapped and even home-schools her. Yikes! And she mentions the carnival so soon she’ll be Harmony bond but that’s a long trip but hey a lot awaits her.

When the little girl I think her name is Patty mentions a twin that seems to strike a chord with Grace after all she does have one even though she can’t remember. Who knew a fire could wipe out your memory? Anyhoo the angel comes back and she isn’t very helpful at all. If I had her turning up I’d think I was crazy.

The little girl ends up getting her ice cream all over her face. Poor Timmy is stuck at the mercy of this little girl. Such a horrible way to treat a doll dragging him around by his foot and getting ice cream in his hair. It was funny when he said he wasn’t going home with her to meet Bimbo Barbie. I must have missed that Barbie but I would imagine she wasn’t wearing much at all. The table knocks over all the bears which the girl wished she’d gotten instead and when she saw Timmy turn real she tossed him into the water. Oops but thankfully he was able to get out of the water.

Tabitha dresses up as a crazy gypsy and gives a fortune to both Theresa and Whitney. I think Tabitha is implying Whitney’s love of music although that doesn’t turn up till much later and doesn’t go very far. She spooks both girls and when TC finds out he shows his temper and goes off to the chick. That would have been funny if she was in the Burger Hut ordering a cheeseburger since she wouldn’t have blended in there and who calls a place Burger Hut anyway? Such an odd name but it’s gone now so no one wil go there again. Thanks Theresa for that.

Aw this is when Sheridan is sweet and oh so stupid thinking Jean Luc loves her not realizing that Mimi is fuming about Jean Luc proposing. Oh you dumb girl but at least you aren’t crazy at this point. Mimi should have spoken up when she had the chance. Did she really think Jean Luc would pass the phone back to Sheridan? Dumb girl very dumb.

Thank goodness for having no boob around for this episode. Sorry but I’m not part of the Ridge fan club since I think he’s a boob. Nope the screen was full of the Logan girls. Don’t they find it odd how they just swap guys around? When will Katie get a turn at Eric? Why would she since he just looks constipated.

Jackie is confident that Bridget is still in love with Nick but when you’re dangling out yummy bait in the form of Owen and thank you oh so much for giving me what I’ve been asking for. Okay it isn’t the mesmerizing black undies but I’m good with this too. Thank god that apron was worn like that although I was a bit disappointed to be deprived of seeing the Grill Master in action. Hey it’s a whole new porn called grilling porn. Sorry but someone is a bad influence on me so the whole thing has just spun out of control.

I’m thinking Jackie’s right because they don’t even have a date set for the wedding. If he’s that eager to marry her wouldn’t they have an idea of when they were going to tie the knot and I think Katie knows it too. She’s just waiting for her niece and how weird is that to get back together with Nick. Is it possible for anyone in this family to have a guy without the guy getting passed around. Hey if Bridget doesn’t want Owen I offer to take him off her hands. She should have gone with the red bikini but that could just be  because I don’t like black and gold together since it would look better with silver but what do I know. I bought a purse at Target and got a wallet at Walmart.

That’s a tricky spot for Brooke to be in since she’s in the middle with her sister on one side and her daughter on the other. Not to mention that Brooke was with Nick too which shows that a girl in this family can’t get a guy without someone else in the family nailing him too. You’d think there was a shortage of guys in LA. I’m just glad Donna didn’t say anything about her Honey Bear since I think I might have vomited it that happened.

I’m glad that Malachy didn’t cheat. So typical of Mercedes. Lelia froze up but Elliot saved the day. He is so adorable and finally they’re together. I think I have the same problem too doing the whole too much thinking thing except I’m sure he has a much higher IQ than mine.

Mike and Micks went back to the McQueen house to see who was luring the rats back in. They ended up hiding in the closet and that was funny when she asked what that was. It was just a broom handle. Poor Mike surrouneded by girls and oops now he knows about Sarah and Lydia. Not exactly the way a girl wants to tell her Dad but at least he knows now and since Mike is awesome I’m sure he’ll be fine. He was just a bit surprised seeing her with Lydia on the couch kissing. I wonder when Amy will be back or if she’s coming back.

That was sweet of Elliot to drag Lelia home when he thought her folks were splitting up. It was just an argument so everything was fine. Sweetie she was only crying because she was cutting onions. Sure he can be an ass but he does love his wife.  Maybe he’s a better husband than father at least as far as Anita is concerned. I still don’t get why they treat Ravi like a joke and that jerk Ash like the golden child.

Well I do have a kernel of an idea that I might use to do a drabble although I think it will be more crackfic. Yay Elliot got the painting for Lelia and asked her to stay. Hey he wasn’t hiding in the cupboard unless they call bedrooms cupboards. I don’t think so since I think that’s what they call a closet or maybe the pantry. Hey I speak American so my British is still a bit fuzzy.

Well at least Sasha didn’t use any of the heroin and ironically she told Calvin exactly what she had. If only she hadn’t stolen it and given it back Calvin could have busted Warren who is bad news. Poor Spence was yelled at again. He needs someone that will be patient with him instead of Warren who loses it not that he doesn’t love him which of course I totally believe but he just isn’t equipped to take care of the guy.