Dishing The Soaps!

Oh great the boob is back and up to boobery with his ex who doesn’t want to be his ex since she knows about the ain’t it a hoot screw-up by Pam. Well she’s amused by it but I think that’s because she’s bitter about her purses not getting any attention. So Ridge and Taylor decide to bring in Tommy boy and what a look he sent Rick’s way. Couldn’t you come up with another name Rick instead of saying the same thing Ridge says to you? I guess you got to love simple.

Well at least he isn’t having his head shrunk by Taylor. What are they thinking? They really think it’s a good idea to have him working with the guy he tried to blow up and set on fire. Yes that’s going to be really great but there’s one little problem even though Tom has the name he really isn’t a Forrester since Rick’s the one with the blood flowing through his veins so that was kind of a stupid thing for Tom to say about it running in his blood. Did Massimo do fashion? I forget because to me he’s just Stefano although I found him lazy because he just signed his name with M like he was too good to spell his name out.

Sadly there wasn’t any Oweny goodness today to drool over. Not a shirt off to be seen at all although in the case of some of the people they really should keep the shirts on. So Ridge and the others are stuck in the basement? What’s wrong with the basement? Hell I live in the basement. They totally brought in Tom to cause trouble. Taylor she might be a blonde but that doesn’t make Brooke stupid since she got Donna’s share of the brains since that girl was out getting a manicure when they were passing them out.

Did Steffy get dressed in the dark? What was up with those shorts? Even a non fashion plate like myself knows how to do the matching thing. Aw that was clever Rick trying to get a way to work with Steffy. It was worth a shot if the girl actually has any ideas but after seeing that outfit she was wearing while playing basketball with Marcus I think his name is I’m not so sure about that. Black shorts would have been better than those green ones. What were you thinking? Maybe she wasn’t.

Victor is all ready to go ahead with the feud but Brady doesn’t like that so he ends up having a chat with Bo. He’s his Uncle right? I still think there needs to be a chart since it is more confusing than the vampire family of Darla and Angel. So Phillip thinks he’s bullet proof and pillow proof. Well maybe pillow proof since she didn’t go a very good job of suffocating him. If he was bullet proof he wouldn’t have been shot so that was a dumb thing to say.

Nicole is just pathetic. If she was in a happy marriage she would be hanging out in a coffee shop with her goon and Sami’s baby being a pain to Rafe and Sami. Jealous much Nicole? See that’s what being happy is and I agree they are a match made in heaven and you and your husband are a match made in hell. Come on you didn’t even get a honeymoon so it’s no wonder you’re cranky.

I’m not liking Rafe’s sister. Who in the hell is she to tell him he can’t see Sami? She doesn’t even know her? Is it about the kids? Rafe adores the little ones and he’s getting along with Will so I see no problem there. It just shows what a great guy he is that he’s cool with dating a single mother. I can see a part of why they had that falling out. I’m thinking she’s all bossy and he got sick of it. She better watch it or I’m going to have to go kick her ass.

Chelsea was able to say goodbye to Bo and okay there might have been some tear moments. Damn I hate when that happens. I do wish they’d sent Max with her after all they do have schools there and since he’s leaving it would make more sense unless they plan on doing it later on. I guess he could join her in London. I’m still confused about the whole medical school thing. Okay he was a mechanic and race car driver and then he started tending bar and now he wants to be a doctor. What did I miss here?

Well if they want to start knocking off Dimeras may I suggest Nicole or maybe they could kill two birds with one stone and take out EJ too. I wouldn’t mind that one little bit. That way Sydney could go back to Sami where she belongs. She’s totally losing it which is another reason they are such a match since EJ’s showing signs of insanity at all. It does look like Baker wants the truth to come out. I am looking forward to him running into Sami and maybe Brady will start putting the pieces together because he knows part of the story and if he finds out that the same doctor was there when Sami gave birth he just might figure it out and no more loyal fan for you Nicole. I really hope he’s over her because she’s so beneath him.

Looks like Bobby needs to get fired for letting that nurse get past him. Another attempt was made on Phillip this time in the form of a nurse with a syringe. It is never good when some random nurse shows up with some syringe that you’re not aware of. She next went for the pillow so when Hope busted into the room with her gun the nurse or rather fake nurse said she was just taking care of her patient. Oh yes injecting the patient with who knows what and smothering him with a pillow is standard nursing that a nurse does. Nope not buying it since I smell another murder attempt.

Ironically it was Melanie that clued Hope in and well Hope didn’t use her gun stupidly this time since no one was shot. It would have been bad to shoot anyway since Phillip already has the one bullet hole so I’m guessing he didn’t want another one courtesy of his sister in law although he could form a club with Kayla. She’s kind of surprising me. Is Brady being a good influence on her? She even called Stephanie which she really didn’t have to do. Is the crazy ass feud over between these two because face it Melanie has been nasty to the girl from day one.

Chelsea’s flipping out about leaving but she does get a chance to say goodbye to Hope. I wasn’t watching at the time so I didn’t get to see them reach the point where Hope forgave and started viewing Chelsea as a daughter. Too bad they aren’t sending Max off with her to London which is becoming the next big hot-spot for the Salemites. Can’t you send Jack and Jennifer back? Just a suggestion but I kind of doubt anyone with any pull is actually reading this.

I wonder if Kate’s plans of revenge are over now that the cat’s out of the bag about Chloe being whoring around with Daniel. She fired her but oops Lucas heard that so he wants to know what’s going on. I thought he might be remembering but it seems to be typical soap protocol to make it look like the person knows what’s going on when they don’t. TC Russell comes to mind. They never know what’s going on when they say they do. What is up with that? And I did noticed that Chloe used the past sense when she declared her love for Lucas. Just kick the bimbo aside before you get infected by that weird hair alien that attacks her hand and makes it look weird. It isn’t all of the time but I noticed it again.

Stefano is doing a check on Dr Baker and Nicole is being stupid. Wow Nicole being stupid. It must be Tuesday. Oh wait no it’s a day that ends in Y and even though I’m a wee bit behind I think I’m right since this would be Tuesday’s episode I’m babbling about. Who knew that would even click in my head? I surprised myself. She told EJ to stop it but if she keeps insisting someone’s going to get suspicious. She tried to get him to leave town but he’s not budging and Nicole’s scared that Sami will figure it out. Well I certainly look forward to it and the inevitable cat fight that is sure to follow. You go Sami.

And yes I got to laugh at EJ when he went all insane over some phone call. Now I’ve gotten to that level of yelling and it hurts and your heart is racing or at least mine was which means I might actually have one after all. Sometimes I wonder about that. I was waiting for the smoke to come out. Ha ha the package wasn’t delivered and no one was translated. Oh crap what was the code word again Booth? Was that the right one? Then Stephanie shows up and tells EJ to stop it. Oh yes you’re really terrifying. EJ was just shaking in his boots or whatever the hell  he was wearing on his feet. Yes if you tell the evil family to stop they will. Duh! Hello does she not remember the big Brady/Dimera feud or did she block that out?