Dishing The Soaps!

I smell a plot Ridge. He couldn’t get Eric to fire Rick so he thought he’d bring his son on so he could get rid of Rick. Hello the dude set the guy’s house on fire and blew his car up and you think it’s a good idea for them to work together? Oh yes Taylor you’re the best shrink ever and she’s also come out of the closet. No not that closet but the one where she reveals that she’s going to be an idiot and try to get her claws back into Ridge. Why? That’s all I have to say because I still think he’s just a boob. Yes Ridge you’re a ginormous boob and Tom is a boob in training and I’m not sure what to call Taylor other than dumb.

Ridge sneaks off to a meeting leaving the two gals alone. Ooh Brooke has some claws on her but Taylor is being stupid about Tom. For one thing if you want to get technical Tom isn’t even a Forrester at least not by blood and it wasn’t lost on Brooke or me that Taylor kept saying we hence her knowing Taylor was out of the closet. Sure  he might be stable now but what happens next time? Rick did have a good point because next time he could end up on a slab and Mommy and Daddy couldn’t save him that time. So why would he want to work there if Rick is such a threat to Tom’s sanity. I think something else would have set him off. It is all in the eyes.

Marcus needs to mind his own business. I get that he’s in love with Steffy but dude this is so not your place to tell Rick that Steffy’s through with you unless Marcus wants Rick for himself. Hey he is cute and sure a lot of people hate him but I’m not one of them but maybe I’d feel differently if I actually saw the whole thing play out but I didn’t so I’m enjoying the guy. I think he did get to Steffy so they just might end up getting back together. I think he does love her and if it drives Ridge crazy well that’s just icing on the cake. I’m still not liking those shorts.

I was wondering if Taylor would mention Brooke not being legally married to Ridge. Well any person with a brain in their head should know better than to ask someone else to fill out the marriage license especially Aunt Pam who is horrible at typing or is too focused on some stupid game show. I bet she even watches stupid American Idol that horrible show that knocks off the shows I actually want to watch. Someone needs to take a typing class to brush up.

Well Gaz is just a scumbag. That was uncalled for calling Nancy a Hobbit. Did he check her feet first to make sure they were hairy. Nancy and Russ are pretty cute together. Gee imagine that a McQueen causing trouble. That wasn’t the bad idea to let Theresa get to her when she was being accessed like that. I’m sure the guy really enjoyed the show. Maybe she should take some self defense lessons or something since she really didn’t do anything when Gaz grabbed her and dragged her into that room.

Sasha is being an idiot of course and Leo’s attempting to act like a father. If he wants to do that he should look at his younger daughter Lauren who happens to be nuts. Sure it isn’t a good idea for her to be involved with Warren but him acting like a father now can screw things up for Calvin. Leo can be awfully annoying at times so his acting like a father bit is just bad timing. She’s so dumb that she won’t buy that Warren’s a gangster. So what do you think he is Sasha? Did that blow just magically appear in his club? She wanted to blame Mark but why would she give it back to him if she thought Mark planted it?

I’m almost starting to think that Jacqui might actually like Russ. They seem to be genetically programmed to wind you up at least according to Russ. The poor guy just wants to see his kid and so far him and Nancy are just friends. Are they going to end up together ? That would be an odd pairing if Jacqui was the one instead of Nancy but what’s the point because the actor’s leaving unless they recast. Do they recast on British soaps? I have no idea since this is my first one. They certainly do on American ones. 

Justin is still touchy about being accused of attempted murder. Hey you can’t blame the guy so he kept saying no to Josh about performing at the Subar. When it turns out there isn’t a band and Hannah asks he agrees. When she thanks him he claims to be doing it for Josh. Sure right mate I believe that only I don’t because you are doing it for Hannah. Well the time is running out so these two need to get together quick if they’re going to get together since they are both leaving which sucks. I really like Hannah and Justin’s grown on me.

Oh the expression on EJ’s face just amused me which is why I thought I’d use him today. Well  why not mock him a little bit and Stephanie while I’m at it. I think she had some Stupid Flakes for breakfast because she just couldn’t understand when Victor told her to leave. He didn’t make you wait there all day. Have you heard of calling? At least she took off that godawful brown dress. That thing was horrible. She looked like a turd in it. So she gave EJ hell? Oh my really? I could do better than that and it would involve some kicking. That’s where those horrible heels and pointy shoes would come in handy so I’d have to find a pair of those first.

EJ is making no kinds of sense because it sounded like he wants to become a cannibal. Well he was talking about grilling Dr Baker but there’s no porn to be had anywhere. It turns out that Stefano is missing and hello Victor snatched him which explains the guy following Stefano when he was at the airport. I hope he’s being tortured. What’s wrong with that? Didn’t Marlena do that too? Well he deserves it for all the evil things he’s done to nearly everyone in Salem. But he seems to be like Alistair where he’s just impossible to kill. Hey where’s Viki? Maybe she could finish him off after all she did manage to kill Alistair so I wouldn’t mind her paying a visit. She could escape from the loony bin and she doesn’t have to say a word. Get Nicole and EJ while you’re at it.

Cow girl which is what I’m going to call her is just all kinds of nasty which makes me think she should be a blonde. Now this just might be me but most of the nastiest people that I’ve come into contact with anyway have been blonde not that I’m saying all blondes are that way. So Kensey or however the hell you spell it since it’s a stupid name for a stupid girl which might explain why she’s so nasty starts causing trouble for Mia. I think Will has finally grown on me and him and Mia are cute but Cow girl just might have ruined that. She said Mia dropped out because of drugs and Mia went with that instead of saying that she was pregnant. I am glad that Will stood up for her and called Cow a 99% Bitch. Personally I think she’s 100% but high five Will for that.

Nicole is stupid even though she seems to think she’s smart. Nope she usually just gets lucky and manages to wiggle herself off the hook but I’m hoping they’ll finally reveal this damn baby-switch and hey if you want to kill her or something I’m all for that too. She offers to give Baker fifteen grand. Oh really? Duh like he’s going to take that. He wants fifty but luck stepped in and oops he went tumbling down the stairs. Crap why couldn’t it be Nicole instead? That’s the second time a guy has fallen down the stairs around her. Good thing there wasn’t something pokey lying around to impale him.

Rafe and Sami are so cute. She gets all dressed up even though she has no idea where he’s taking her. Okay I’m a dork if you haven’t already got the memo but I did like it when Rafe said my name. That Sabrina is such a slut but hey number two on the list but on second thought that means I don’t remember that. He has a picnic set up by the river and Sami ends up falling in the water but hey she has Rafe coming to her rescue which is pretty damn good. The lifeguard that rescued me didn’t leave a lasting impresison. Aw he mentioned Fate which made me think of Theresa. I think Rafe and Theresa would get along being believers in Fate. I just wish Lindsay popped up on the show too since I really miss her. Sure the shows gone but couldn’t they bring characters over from Harmony? Would that be so bad? Couldn’t they use a witch in Salem?