Dishing The Soaps!

I have to say that I enjoy what is it Project Naked Man. I am really looking forward to that although no one actually gets naked but I’ll certainly enjoy the view. Yes the Lopez-Fitzgerald boys are pretty hot and any time a cutie takes his shirt off I’m a very content girl. Okay there might be some slight drooling but I’m sure no one will notice.

TC goes to the tent where Tabitha is and confronts her showing his wicked temper. He has no idea who was responsible for the accident that led to his knee getting hurt. Little does he know and it won’t be for quite some time will he find out the truth. Oh naughty Tabitha screwing with their minds but I’m enjoying watching her with Timmy of course who is a bad well I guess you’ll never know what since Tabitha shut him up before he could reveal that but I’m sure you have a pretty good idea.

It isn’t good when poor Theresa sees Ethan the man of her dreams kissing that skank er I mean Gwen. Okay I think at this point I didn’t really hate her but I certainly didn’t like her because I loved Theresa from the start. And ironically enough Galen’s has a little of Theresa in his new character on Days or maybe I’m just reaching but I don’t think so after all Rafe did mention the F word which seems to be Theresa’s favorite word. No it isn’t that F word because I’m talking about Fate.

When Ethan opens his fortune cookie it says something along the lines of the woman of his dreams always thinks of him and of course that’s Theresa not what’s her name. Why can’t I come up with a name like Endora did with Darren but I can’t think of something to change Gwen to. Got any suggestions? Oh I know I could go with Glen even though that’s a guy’s name. Yes I’m strange but you should know that by now that my brain works in strange and mysterious ways.

Poor Theresa is now stuck working at the cannery where more bad luck follows. Talk about having one crappy week or rather couple of days since I think it’s only been a few days. I’m just going by the number of clothing changes although it could be three and of course Ethan has had to change more because of the whole fun of getting stuff dumped on him. It’s a good thing he’s rich at least at this point anyway because more fun is to come when the cannery gets involved. Oh Luis that’s cruel making Theresa work there of all places. I don’t even like the stench of fish so that has to be absolute torture not to mention getting attacked by cats on the way home reeking of fish.

Eve ends up going to the Fortune Teller too and I have to wonder which secret Tabitha’s referring to. There are two but one of them Eve isn’t actually aware of so I’m thinking she’s just talking about the child she thought died all those years ago instead of the car accident. Little does she know how things tie together with her husband. I always thought it was kind of lame that TC’s father died of a broken heart simply because TC couldn’t play tennis. Was the father living through the son? Did TC really want to play tennis? Was he relieved when he couldn’t anymore? Is he now trying to live through his daughter?

Whoops someone screwed up big time. If only Carmel hadn’t gotten involved with Mark the whole mess would have been avoided. That wasn’t smart to drop the wire and now he’s fired. Someone did a sloppy job of taping it firmly in place. And Sasha I just want to slap her because she’s being so stupid. If she hadn’t stolen the blow in the first place Warren would have been busted for that but no she had to take it although I’m glad she didn’t start using again since that had to be really tempting.

Nancy and Russ are now together. Well that was quick but they are cute together. Too bad it won’t last long with him leaving. Oh the people in this village don’t have the best luck when it comes to love. It looks like Lelia is going to play matchmaker for Justin and Hannah who just seem to be stuck. They need a nudge although Elliot wants to leave it up to fate. If I didn’t know better I’d think he was talking to Theresa. Well I just think of her when someone says the F word.

Oh Darren and his toilets. Fancy toilets that you have to pay for. I wonder what it looks like inside. How insane of him to do something like that but so typical. CD players inside? Is he next going to offer a shower or something because why else would you need a CD player. Come on do you put a CD on when you’re going either number 1 or 2? I don’t because I’m just in there to do my thing and then I’m out. I hope they look better in the dark because in the day they look a bit silly.

Of course I wasn’t surprised when Darren’s response to stopping the fight was, “Are you mad? which is just so Darren. I think he didn’t want to break a nail or maybe end up with a black eye. He seems to be fixated on toilets or loos as you Brits call them. At least he isn’t boring. So the girls had to step in to stop the fight. Sasha and Carmel stopped it while the others just sat there doing nothing. And Sasha is all kinds of stupid for not believing that this guy killed Louise on his wedding day and Sean.  Doesn’t she remember how he reacted when she pretended to be Louise and sent him I believe it was a card?