Dishing The Soaps!

She’s still wearing those shorts that look to be yellow. Steffy really got dressed in the dark. I wonder when Rick was appointed Satan. When the other guy since I’ve watched this show on and off and on and off a few times so it would be number two and I’m talking about the adult version not any kid versions before getting super sized Stephanie liked him. So what happened to that?

Rick agrees to let Tom work at Forrester and it looks like things might not be so over. Sure Steffy’s saying the right words but she was mooning over that picture and didn’t delete it so she’s still in love with him. It is odd how everyone seems to think her returning the ring means things are totally over between these two. That’s just dumb. How many rings does Brooke have from her on and off relationship with Ridge or as I prefer to call him Boob? She must have quite the ring collection.

Steffy went over the minute since they continued talking and Rick started talking about joining the monastery which was funny. Sorry dude but you’re just too cute for that. It did make her laugh so I think they have a really good chance of getting back together. And hey if it pisses Boob off so much the better. I just can’t stand him and never have. Maybe there’s something in the water that draws Brooke and Taylor to him but I’m just not seeing it. I certainly don’t want to rip his shirt off and see if he has mesmerizing undies like Owen does.

Taylor comes right out and tells Brooke that her marriage isn’t real but of course in typical fashion Brooke doesn’t get it. And big not surprise Ridge doesn’t get it either but hey he’s a Boob after all which means he’s not too smart about things. Stephanie doesn’t like that idea and of course when they hear about Tom being allowed to work there they get suspicious. Hey he admitted he was doing it for Stephanie and of course the ring return magically made things all over with. Yeah right.

It did give me a funny image in my head when Pam said she’d kill Rick. What did Rick ever do to her? Someone really needs to explain what happened and how Rick got appointed Satan because I just don’t see it. He’s no Stefano Dimera or Alistair Crane. Does Ridge have amnesia since last time I checked he wasn’t a biological Forrester so he’s kind of being well a Boob when he says his son has every right to be there. Well maybe so but that’s really Eric’s call.

Oh where was I? Oh yes the image that came to mind when Pam said she’d kill Rick. Shouldn’t she be mad at Tom for landing her ass in jail? That wasn’t Rick’s fault although I’m sure they’d work it so it was. Wow that James must be a real magic worker and hey Taylor maybe you’d like to make an appointment for yourself after all there are other guys in the world instead of that stupid Boob well Boob. I got an image of Pam going after Rick with her knitting needles since she knits. They’d run around the office and she’d be holding them up high shouting something.

Sasha really needs some sense slapped into her. Even Warren said he was a murderer but she just won’t see it or refuses to see it. Poor Carmel kinda flipped out after finding that note from Louise. That’s really hard since they were really good friends to just have her disappear like that. I don’t blame her for attacking Warren. If only the recording didn’t get all screwed up Warren would be behind bars where he belongs and poor Calvin wouldn’t be fired. At least it looks like there’s hope for Calvin and Carmel. I do feel bad for poor Spencer since he has no idea what’s going on.

Sasha was such a cow to Josh. I’m thinking he doesn’t even know what happened so why did she lash out at him for no good reason? He just thought she might want to see him perform. Since Lydia was out because she’s sick I’m thinking he was thinking about other things instead of Warren Bloody Fox. Well at least they performed although I do wonder if that’s really her voice. It just doesn’t really sound like Hayley but I could be wrong. Usually you can tell when a person’s singing but it can be tricky when accents are involved since they seem to fade when a person’s singing. Did that make any sense?

Oh real nice Ash er I mean Ass sabotaging things for Justin when this is his job that he could get booted from if things don’t work out. Talk about a petty loser. I knew he screwed with things and then he tried to swoop in pretending to be the big hero so he could try to win Hannah back. I’ll admit that I was a little worried there for a moment when she was talking to him. You don’t screw with a person like that by claiming that she’s fallen off the I’m not sure what you’d call the eating disorder equivalent of off the wagon would be. Dropped the utensils? He was more concerned with saving his own ass so he has no one to blame but himself and should consider himself lucky that no charges were brought against him.

Justin of course felt he wasn’t good enough for Hannah which is why he pushed her away and it did look bad when she got into his car. Of course he didn’t realize she missed the bus and needed to get to the hospital so he jumped to the conclusion that they got back together. I’m just glad they straightened that out because they are cute. And good for Hannah for telling Ash that Justin’s a better man than him even if he is a bartender. Having money doesn’t make you a better person. Sure there were some rough patches with Justin but he’s learned and grown from the mistakes he’s made in the past.

That was pretty crappy of Cindy to tattle on Darren about the porta potties or what did he call them Dunnies? He was trying to make money. Okay it was an odd way but hey we all need to go so it sucked for her to get him into trouble like that. I’m just glad he knew that she did it and locked her in for doing that to him. There are consequences and she was covered in it. I don’t blame Darren for not wanting to go in there. Sure if it was a major emergency but it would have to be an extreme one before you’d get me into one of those. There are two of them down the street well not exactly down the street but not far away by the school. I’ve never seen anyone go in or out but at least they’re still standing at least for now.