Dishing The Soaps!

Oh how horrible that would have been if Theresa gave up on her dreams. I’ve always liked the way she thinks and yes she’s crazy but I’ve always loved her for it. To believe in something that strongly. Okay it didn’t hurt that there was a little shirtless action so thank you Charity and how adorable were Charity and Miguel when they ran into each other literally?

Oh Faith they were waving at you because they thought you were your twin Grace. What I can’t figure out is how two twins that have been apart for twenty years would have the same hairdo. What are the odds of that happening? And they think poor Grace is going crazy because she said she didn’t talk to Miguel which is true because he was talking to Faith. Hee Seeker shirt. Maybe I should get one since I do enjoy the show and I’m not one of those crazy book people poo pooing the changes due to changes. Duh it happens so why can’t you just enjoy both like I do? I wonder why Faith chose that name? I guess it’s better sounding than Looker? Or she could be a fan of the Sword Of Truth series.

Theresa ends up going back to Tabitha and getting the answer she wants but Tabitha never said it was Ethan. Of course this is long before the truth comes out about Ethan’s paternity but she does end up becoming a Crane just not the Crane she wanted because the Crane she ended up with is just too horrible to think about. I’m not even sure all that money would make up for being married to Alistair Crane.

Listen to the fortune cookie since it was predicting the truth. I wonder where they get their fortune cookies from since the ones I get are always dumb and of course there’s the whole repeating thing. Why do they have to have repeat messages and now I’m in the mood for some fortune cookies? I guess I’ll have to take a trip to the grocery store to get some. I wonder if Poopies has them or if I’ll have to go over to Safeway.

And Sheridan continues to live in delusion land thinking she’s with the man of her dreams when the nightmare is just beginning. Oh that poor girl has no idea what’s going on at all. What an ass saying she looks like a horse. Well I wouldn’t mind looking like that kind of horse and I say that Jean Luc looks like a horse’s ass. She’s just spellbound by the accent not realizing that she’s going to have people trying to kill her shortly.

Well that was the best scene ever. Too bad I couldn’t rewind since I was actually watching it while it was on. That was one nice shot of his well you know if you were watching. Wow that was some nice ass porn. Yes I’m that odd. Come on he’s so pretty. Was he this pretty on Days? I don’t think he took his clothes off while he was on while on here he tends to be half naked most of the time when I’m certainly not complaining about. I’m not even asking this of you Jensen only taking your shirt off here and there with single layers instead of bundling up. You’re really pretty too so come on make this fangirl happy but until that happens I’ll enjoy the Oweny goodness heating up the screen.

Things are not so good for this boy. It is always trouble when you end up having a fling with someone in power. She’s got him right by the little Owen so he’s screwed if he wants to make a go of it with Bridget. Sorry sweetie but she’s too hung up on her ex. Come on you were there all hot and as she said delicious yet she still left and went back to work where she ended up in a lip-lock with Nick.

Well now there’s a cute new guy around that might catch someone’s eye. See ladies here is an actual good looking guy who just might be a bit of a bad boy that isn’t a giant Boob and yes I’m talking about you Ridge because I have dubbed thee Boob. I guess they didn’t want him to do the same role he had on The Young And The Restless so this would make number two character changes since Heather changed characters too and the creator of these two soaps at least I think they’re done by the same guy has something to do with the terrorist cell on Fringe. My brain works in strange and mysterious ways and the name is the same so of course that’s where my brain went.

So now Stephanie has a blog or wouldn’t it be vlog since she’s doing a webcast? Hey I’m not a complete idiot and I bet she’ll get more hits than I will since no one seems to like either of my blogs. I guess the power of confusion might have something to do with that. Oh Stephanie amuses me even though she can be insane when she butts into Boob’s love life. She doesn’t really seem to do that with Thorne but he doesn’t seem to have one since he lives in the basement I guess. I still don’t know what happened to Darla. I thought they were married and she was pregnant last time I checked but hey it’s been a while so maybe she was in a car crash or something and ended up dead.

Oh Victor why didn’t you just take them both out? I did enjoy seeing EJ get knocked around. And of course there’s the hair mockery. Oh come on I can’t be the only one finding his hair amusing. I think I like the hair better than Elvis himself. I guess the only one allowed to call Elvis that would be Daddy. What a name to get saddled with but of course his Mom’s nuts. I wish Susan would come back but I doubt that will happen since Eileen’s on The Young And The Restless and no one else could do the role justice must like no one else could be Eric Brady. Yes those of you in charge of casting better be paying attention. Wes better not turn out to be Eric. For one thing he doesn’t look like Allison so that would be a stupid casting choice although the age is right.

EJ is locked up with Stefano who must have been grabbed at the airport. He needs insulin and Victor’s nice enough to have a nurse give him a dose. I think she’s scared Elvis. Gee I wonder why that is. Could it be because Elvis and Daddy sent that bogus nurse to Phillip’s room to kill him? Yes I’m pretty sure that’s why he didn’t like the nurse holding the syringe of who knows what.

Nicole claims she didn’t try to kill Dr Baker. Hey is his name Dick or is she just calling him a dick. I don’t remember a first name ever being used. He might not even have one yet for all I know. I guess Dick is as good a name as any. Maybe she didn’t but I’m sure she would have loved it if Dr Baker did die. Well next time Nicole make sure to have the fight with him further up the stairs since it is possible to survive a tumble down them. Hell I’ve done it myself but I don’t recommend it.

When did Chloe decide to get that Elvira do? Am I seeing things? Didn’t her hair used to be brown? Sure I’ve been mocking her lately because of that weirdness at the back of her head but I never had issue with the hair color. Maybe the alien did it. She is such an idiot. She should just let Lucas go. Too bad she can’t talk to Gwen and realize how stupid she’s being holding onto someone that she doesn’t belong with.

I do have issue with Daniel for slamming Lucas. Hello the guy didn’t do anything wrong. It’s not his fault Chloe cheated on him since the blame would be Chloe’s not Lucas’s. See Kate at least you can’t say Sami was a cheater since she never cheated on Lucas at least not that I’m aware of. She loved him so much that she allowed EJ to rape her to save his life which wouldn’t be cheating since that would be rape even if she sort of consented since it was to save Lucas’s life.

I am confused about why Kate is going to London to see Billie when Chelsea just left. Is she leaving the show too? There was something about a second degree fever or something so of course Bo decided to ask his brother Max about that. Duh it took Hope to knock some sense into them when Max was wondering why she hadn’t called. Hello dummy that would be a long flight and I’m sure she’d be tired after that. And how did she get there so fast? Did she take the speedy plane? I’m sure Kate will get there fast too.

I just wish Victor would take out the damn Dimeras. Well he doesn’t have to kill Lexie and of course Theo and Brady but the others can be taken out minus the children of course. A world without Stefano and EJ would be nice indeed but it is always so damn hard to get rid of them. That was an interesting deal Victor made where he’d end up with the Dimera forture. Hey doesn’t Brady get some of that since EJ is like his cousin or something. Another family tree branch of confusion since he has some many branches that he’s connected to nearly every major family in town which makes finding a girl not related to him tricky indeed since I can only think of three er well four if you count Melanie.

So Bo finally has another vision. See maybe that was a mistake letting EJ go since it looks like Sierra might get snatched. Someone go to the Dollhouse to hire a doll to get her back. He needs to mention that vision and keep an eye on that little one since she’s by blood anyway a Kirakis and I’m sure the Dimera clan would have no problem going after helpless children since they are evil personified. Did I mention how evil they are? Well except for Tony of course and I guess Lexie too although she did go dark for a bit.