Dishing The Soaps!

I think I might have been imagining things but did Donna actually say something that made sense? That really must have been a fluke. Does she buy that honey in bulk since she’s always waving around a bottle of that stuff? Yeah right put some honey in his tea like Thorne is going to buy that. It’s nice to see Thorne for a change since I’d prefer to see him instead of his brother Boob.

Yes it was a boob free day today but thankfully there was a little skin. Thanks Owen I really enjoyed that and the thought of him in tights did make me giggle. Come on that isn’t such a bad image now is it? Poor guy is really screwed if he doesn’t come when Jackie calls. I really think he likes Bridget. Hey as long as I get him shirtless I’m alright. Okay a little shallow of me but come on he’s so pretty.

Well this should be an interesting war. What’s Donna going to do? Try to scratch Stephanie or perhaps attack her with the honey? Hello you really can’t do anything when what the old gal is saying is true. So goes The Logan Chronicles. So you go Stephanie and stomp that little bug into the dirt. She’s such a twit. As for Katie she just doesn’t seem to be much of a threat. I guess it might be because she’s not a blonde like her sisters who seem to be more vocal. What does Nick see in her? Sure she’s pretty but she just seems I don’t know what’s the word blah I guess. Heather had more fire when she was Victoria.

Well this certainly points toward him not being Eric unless of course there’s another bloody chip and plastic surgery involved since I’m pretty sure his own Grandmother would recognize Eric. So Owen is a gardener who is actually a goon for the Dimeras and not Eric because come on Victor and Phillip know who Eric is and Stephanie should know who her cousin is so this makes me even more sure that he isn’t really Eric. Unless they get Jensen back they should just leave Eric alone and the guy doesn’t even look like Allison even though he’s the right age.

Well EJ wasn’t too chatty when Victor called since he didn’t say a word. I’m sure he was wondering if the wound on his face would leave a mark and of course wondering about his crazy hair. It was firmly in place so someone got some gel or hairspray or whatever to avoid the flopping around. That was a bit surprising when Nicole implied that she really didn’t care about the money and the crazy thing is that I think she was actually saying the truth a concept pretty foreign to this girl.

I forgot that he was a lawyer. It’s easy to get confused because wasn’t he a race-car driver at first along with Stephanie when she was that redhead along with Max or am I just imagining things again? I’m sure Victor had his best come up with that contract although I wonder why he’d even bother since he could just kill the two of them and be done with it and okay don’t forget to include Nicole in the equation.

Caroline certainly didn’t react well to the news about Stephanie and Phillip getting married. Whoops! Well that’s the Brady clan for you they aren’t afraid to speak up. It was funny when Stephanie jumped when she heard the lawn blower. Oh yes that’s a scary sound but I have to wonder if he did it on purpose to flip her out since I’m sure she’s on edge already with the guy she loves surviving two attempts on his life. I think a chainsaw would have been more scary. Well I did learn that expensive champagne doesn’t stain at least according to Caroline. Well that’s good to know if I ever actually get the money to buy some.

Nicole had a bit of a stupid moment at the hospital since she seems to have forgotten that Sami doesn’t want people knowing that she actually gave birth to a baby so of course she’s going to get nervous at seeing Richard so I guess that Dick calling was actually his name or maybe a combination of calling him a Dick and using the shortened version of Richard which would be Dick or Rick but of course we know why she’d go the Dick route. Wow there are a lot of dicks in this paragraph aren’t there? At least he got that letter revealing Nicole if something happens to him. It is always good to have some kind of insurance.

Aw Rafe and Sami are just too cute although I’m not sure I’d call her place actually Marlena’s place a shoe. Here’s a tip sweetie try the bedroom and lock the doors. I’m guessing Will is still in school so take advantage of that and don’t answer the door if someone knocks unless you ordered takeout or something. I’m just glad he didn’t listen to his sister about Sami. Now he just needs to get that shirt off so I can enjoy the view.

Hee I found it odd that Victor let the gardener complete with his lawn blower to have some champagne. Okay Henderson is one thing since he’s been around forever but the new guy. I just find that odd. I do wonder what the deal is with Owen. Is he willingly in cahoots with the Dimeras or are they holding something over him like his father perhaps? There was mention of a father but he hasn’t been seen yet and I still think he just might be the guy that played Mason Capwell on Santa Barbara.