Dishing The Soaps!

Oh yes Nicole do you really think you should be talking about deficiencies? Sure you’re just the picture of sanity. I’m disappointed that Dick is supposedly leaving town. He just got a first name and now they want him to leave. I want the damn baby switch out in the open. I want that cow Nicole brought down to her knees. Hey I think she’s being stupid herself because Sami is going to start wondering when you act so crazy any time she’s near Sydney.

I’m still not sure what the deal is with Arianna. She seemed nice enough when she ran into Sami and Nicole during their I guess civilized fight because they really couldn’t do any hair pulling or anything else chick fight related with a baby in their arms. Why are there so many Grace changes and little Sydney stays the same. I think there have been four Grace’s and only one Sydney unless they are identical and both are nearly bald. Sure she’s adorable but she is pretty bald while the other has little tufts of hair.

Well no shirt off for Rafe but that’s coming. There was some porn though. Hey there’s someone that’s just a bad influence on me and since the Winchesters don’t come through with taking their shirts off I along with others have to get our thrills elsewhere so now I’m all pornified since I call it out like a big dork. There was some hand porn and some fighting porn. He fights much better when he hasn’t been stabbed in the gut. Why the FBI let him go I can’t understand. Aw and he was protecting Sami but beating up those two goons. I just love this boy but his sister is another story. The jury is still out on her.

Well EJ certainly seems to be going nuts since he’s talking to his father’s painting. I wonder if he hears anything back. Insanity does seem to run in the family. At the time it was supposed to be Tony on that island with his fake Stefano dead body but I guess turned out to be Andre even though he was supposed to be dead already is a good example of the mental state in this family. Maybe he’ll talk to the painting some more but it looks like he’s putting a plan in action regarding Stephanie.

Oh Stephanie don’t accept lemonade from the gardener even if he is cute. Don’t you know better than that? It is kind of ironic and I guess only a Charmed fan would mention it or maybe just me since I’m weird like that but the look Wes has now was the evil Wyatt thing because when he was good Wyatt he had short hair and shaved. It’s odd because he doesn’t seem to be the typical goon since he wasn’t very crazy about the idea of violence. I’m thinking sleeping pills or something are in that drink. I guess someone didn’t do a good enough background check. Maybe there’s a reason Owen agreed to work for the Dimeras. It’s possible he’s being forced into it and isn’t actually evil like those goons tend to be.

Oh if only they had the rest of this picture. Yes this is the best part of that scene only it happens to be missing the rest of him. I guess they wouldn’t put a picture with the boy’s well you know staring right out at all. Well he’s pretty. I think there must be a pretty limit on the screen since the only pretty today was Rick. Sorry Boob you do nothing for me except give me stuff to mock.

He’s still being a hypocrite. So it’s perfectly fine for his Mommy to slam  Brooke and her family even though I like her they kind of do fall into the whore category. Come on Brooke you’ve been with every man in the family? Let’s review shall we there was Thorne, Eric, and of course who knows how many times with Boob. Now that spells whore to me not that I don’t like you because I do but why Boob of all of them. Why not Thorne? He’s adorable and not a Boob. Get him out of the basement.

So Brooke has to deal with her son but Boob won’t deal with his mother. Dude you’re such an idiot and well a Boob. I can’t call him Boob enough because that’s what he is. So it’s okay for Mom to call your wife even though she’s your fake wife but you don’t know that a whore along with her sisters but if her son looks at your daughter Brooke has to cut Rick off. Sure that sounds fair. Not! Did I mention that Boob is a Boob? Oh yes I did but I can’t stress that enough.

Sure I also like Stephanie too and you got to love the fact that she will just speak her mind about things especially the Logans. She certainly doesn’t like that family and I couldn’t really blame her after all two of them did screw with her marriage but of course the blame also goes on Eric who just wanted to have a little fun with his blonde.s I’m sure he’ll get sick of Donna eventually and want Stephanie back but I’m not so sure she’d be willing to take his sorry ass back. There are other fish in the sea just hands off Owen or we’ll have a problem.

It looks like giving the ring back didn’t work like everyone seems to have thought. Duh like she’s going to switch off her feelings by taking off a ring? That’s as dumb as the people in Harmony on Passions judging Whitney and Chad for staying in love even though they got a bombshell about them being brother and sister which later turned out to not be true. You can’t just shut them off so of course she’s still in love with him. The gazing was a good sign but of course it isn’t to Taylor.

Was it just me or did Taylor seem dare I say jealous when she was talking to Stephanie about what she saw? So those two just might not be so over after all. I’m still not seeing him as this monster. Of course I can’t stand Boob if you haven’t already figured that out by now. That was sweet to make the tribute and it certainly got to Steffy. I think he genuinely cares about her and she still loves him so there’s hope for that. Sure I might be in the minority wanting these two back together and now I still refuse to call them Sick because that just sounds stupid. I just don’t get and will never get the smooshing of names together. For one thing I can’t always figure them out and for another some of them are really stupid sounding. Are Ridge and Brooke Bridge? See how dumb that is?

Okay is this a British thing because I just didn’t get that flyer that said something about drying while you’re frying. That doesn’t sound very fun. Is this a combo laundry-mat crossed with a tanning salon? It is going to be a bit awkward with Warren outed as a murderer especially with Sean’s name mentioned.

That isn’t helping since things have the potential to be good with Hannah. He could get in some serious trouble since he’d be what they call an accessory after the fact. Well he could always flip on Warren and get his ass behind bars where he belongs. I just want to smack Sasha for being so stupid or as the saying goes about love being blind. Yes she’s certainly being blind about this not even believing her brother about this dude that killed at least two people that we know of and letting Warren believe he killed someone so he’d be tied to him.

As for Cindy I kind of think she got what she deserved for screwing with Darren’s harebrained scheme. Okay it was bizarre having portable toilets for hire but at least he was making an effort. I think he needs to get away from the toilet though. I’m surprised she forgave him after she got locked in and tipped over which resulted in a stew of poo for her. Sure I think it’s funny but I’m thinking not so funny for her. Well I guess she does care about him.

I just wish Ash would stop lurking around. He’s such an ass and he’s pretending to be all concerned. Yeah right like we can’t see through that. You’re just hoping to swoop in and get the girl back. Well I don’t see that happen now that Hannah’s eyes have been opened to what a jerk he is but if the truth about Sean comes out I’m not so sure she’ll have warm and fuzzy feelings about Justin although all he did was bury the body so he was kind of coerced into doing it.