Dishing The Soaps!

I think Melanie just might be growing on me. That was not nice stealing the flowers but typical of Melanie. I’m sure it would be major trouble if she worked at the pub. There wouldn’t be a pub left if she was around. I just can’t picture her waiting on tables. She’d end up spilling drinks in laps and who knows what else she’d do. Strangely enough I think she was trying to be a friend to Stephanie and judging from the preview it looks like once again they break up. What is up with that girl anyway?

Bo hasn’t mentioned the vision although he thought the teddy bear might be outside which it wasn’t. In the vision he’s looking for Sierra and finds the bear so I’m confused about why he’d think the bear was outside when it looked apparent to me that he was searching for Sierra and instead found the bear. Am I thinking too much again or having a dumb blonde moment without actually being a blonde although I do have many a dumb moment?

As for Owen he’s just an odd thug. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a real gardener. He certainly doesn’t seem all that capable of carrying out EJ’s plan. Things didn’t go so well when Phillip drank the lemonade instead. Oops! I guess physical therapy tends to make a person thirsty. So he drinks it instead so his plan is all askew but hey he creeps in again. He could grab her but I’m not sure if he’ll be able to pull it off. Embrace the evil Wyatt within to do the deed.

I don’t blame Nicole for covering up that picture of Stefano. The painting looks like he’s just watching you and that could be a real mood killer. Hey I want Rafe with his shirt off. Sure this guy is attractive but he’s just so scummy that he doesn’t really do anything for me. If I didn’t despise Nicole I’d almost feel sorry for her since she really loves the guy and it has nothing to do with money for once which is quite a shocker. That has to suck being with a guy that’s in love with someone else just ask Gwen Hotchkiss.

Oops the news about Hannah and Justin getting together is revealed before Hannah gets the chance to do it herself. It must suck having brothers to muck things up like that. I have to wonder about the food thing. I could be wrong of course but I think she is being set up. Sure I don’t want to think that Rhys would do that and actually I’m thinking it might not be since he was so good when he opened up his eyes and realized that his sister had a real problem that he wouldn’t do something like this.

Ash has been lurking around so I’m thinking he is the one that put the food there. The way she was searching just seemed to me that she didn’t know where the food was. Also Ash had no problem pointing the finger at this issue before because he knew it would strike a chord. Of course Suzanne is terrified because her daughter could have died. Hell Melissa died right there in the living room didn’t she?

 So of course she’s going to wonder but that sucks for Hannah because I think she is eating. Ash just doesn’t like to lose so he really doesn’t care who he hurts. Of course Suzanne is going to wonder about it since there will always be that fear that Hannah could fall off the wagon so to speak and go back to that self destructive route.  I just don’t think Rhys did it although he can be an idiot at times. I just don’t think he’d stoop that low.

Of course Hannah doesn’t want Suzanne to tell Neville because she’s being set up. Since the Justin thing is out in the open they end up inviting him to dinner. It isn’t easy for Justin since Warren’s lurking around and he’s trying to leave that behind him. He could get charged so it would be in his best interest to let the police know what he knows about the whole Sean thing but I think Justin is scared of Warren and rightfully so since the man’s dangerous. He didn’t kill anyone but he did help bury the body.

Russ is desperate to see his son but I have to say he’s being a bit of an idiot. Yes the McQueens are a force to be reckoned with  but planning to steal the baby and it looks like little Charlie too is just a really dumb idea. Oh yes he’s got everything planned only not. I get why he wants to have absolute proof that he’s the father but you have to be careful when dealing with Jacqui. Max is her shot at having a child because she’ll never be able to have a biological one so she’s acting like a lioness protecting her young and Russ isn’t thinking things through. Oh yes running away sounds like a wonderful option Russ. Yes that would be sarcasm. Come up with a plan first.

The Boob continues to be a Boob. He just really annoys me to no end. What does he expect when he’s asking Brooke to make a promise that she ultimately can’t keep? She isn’t giving him ultimatums about Stephanie so why is he so threatened by her son? He’s just a moron and of course the designated Boob. It would be one thing if Rick was an actual monster but he isn’t and at least to me anyway it looks like okay I’ll say the name just this once Ridge is pushing to keep the feud going while it looks like Rick is willing to put it aside if he gets another chance with Steffy.

Now I wasn’t watching at the time but I’m willing to accept that it could have started out as a ploy to stick it to Boob but I think he actually does love her. She’s forgiven him and it’s like she committed the ultimate sin by revealing that she actually still had feelings for him. Steffy didn’t you read the manual once the ring is returned to the guy you’re not supposed to feel anything but seething hatred like Daddy does and Mommy although she seemed a wee bit jealous but maybe that’s because she isn’t getting any. Maybe she could go to Bill after all he is actually cute unlike Boob who I don’t find the slightest bit attractive. I’m not calling him ugly but he just doesn’t do anything for me.

Donna goes over to see Bill. It kind of reminds me of Stephanie going to EJ thinking that everything could be resolved by asking the guy to stop it. Oh yes Donna I’m sure you’re going to succeed but hey Bill has a point because Eric isn’t doing a damn thing about Stephanie’s webcast. The dude doesn’t have a backbone. He just wants to play with the honey until it goes bad. Will she prove herself to be a slut by sleeping with Bill? That would just prove Stephanie’s words right. If she thinks too much she might break something.

And Boob showed how stupid he is and deserving of the title of Boob by forbidding his daughter from seeing Rick. Hello dumbass they work together so them seeing each other and talking is going to happen.  He’s just an idiot all around. And now Taylor’s told him about the not being married thing thanks to Aunt Pam’s typo. Who does he think he is forbidding her anyway? She’s a grownup so you can’t ground her and send her to her room. Rich people continue to be strange people. I wonder if I’d be strange like that if I actually ended up getting rich one day myself. Sure I’m already weird but they seem to be in a category of their own. Forbidding really isn’t going to work you dummy since she’s going to do the opposite and guess what she just might end up happy with Rick but Boob is to blind to even consider that since he’s so sure he’s right.