Dishing The Soaps!

Well Mia is certainly in a pickle when she decided that it was better to have Will think she did drugs instead of the truth. She had no idea that she’d end up around so many members of his family first with Maggie and then with Brady. That was sweet how he wanted to go with her to a meeting but oops Brady showed up wanting to know if the baby is alright which is understandable but the poor girl lied about doing drugs.

What a not shock EJ’s being an ass. Sami’s supposed to have Johnny but EJ won’t let her because he’s an idiot. I would think the kid would be safer with her instead of with the man with the giant target on him. Why did he get custody too? I just can’t stand him and wish Victor had finished him when he had him. Just get rid of them both Victor and have a big party.

Owen’s little plan to kidnap Stephanie got a little screwed up when Phillip drank the lemonade and man did it take him a long time to finally go to sleepyland. Whatever was in that drink made him really cranky. Okay I get being nasty to Melanie because of their history but she’s not as bad as she was. I guess she’s kind of growing on me and she was just asking about her bracelet so Phillip was out of line saying she belonged in an ashtray never mind that didn’t make any sense because she’s too big to go into an ashtray unless there’s a giant one or she shrinks. Oh my did I just get an idea for some crackfic?

After Phillip yells at Stephanie for something she didn’t say she goes outside. Owen makes his move and puts a cloth up to her face with some knockout juice. She ends up in a trashcan and he covered her with leaves. He is the oddest henchman ever. It was creepy and yet sort of oddly sweet if that makes any sense when he was putting Stephanie first in the trash and next in the drawer in the morgue. Is that University Hospital’s morgue? I couldn’t help but flash on the Morgue Lady from Sunset Beach who was all kinds of crazy.

I hope Sami kicks EJ around or calls the cops. He was just being such an idiot. Of course Sami has the right to see her son but oh no Dimeras think they’re better than anyone else. The only thing they happen to be best at would be being evil. I wonder what they’re going to do with Stephanie. Will she be held for ransom against Victor? Will Bo’s vision come true about Sierra? Would even the evil Dimeras steal an innocent child? I wouldn’t put anything past them and EJ’s determined to follow in Daddy’s footsteps. Hell he’s talking to the painting so maybe he’s already in the stages of total insanity.

Oh Russ I just love the way you put a plan together. France maybe is such a solid plan when you’re going on the run with a baby and a small child along with two adults. It can’t fail with that kind of planning. Yes of course I’m being sarcastic since I think he’s being a total moron. Knock some sense into him Nancy. Snatching Max isn’t the way to get time with his kid.

Leave it to Carmel to do a baby’s hair. Well he does have some hair. Jacqui is being really stubborn about the Russ thing. He should be allowed to see his kid. It’s not like Russ tried to take Max away before this oh so brilliant plan of his to kidnap Max and Charlie too. But she just won’t budge because she thinks of this as her one and only shot to have a child which isn’t true. There are options out there so it’s not like she couldn’t have a kid some other way. So little Max likes his Auntie Cousin Theresa. Uh Carmel I think she’s just his cousin and not his Auntie.

Well the dinner didn’t go very well. Sure it’s understandable that Hannah would be suspicious of Rhys. Why did Suzanne feel the need to tell him that. That wasn’t a smart thing to do but of course she’s worried about her daughter. I’m not convinced that she really did fall off the wagon or whatever you call it when a eating disorder’s involved. So it really didn’t help when Rhys acted like an idiot. He should have learned after all he loved Ash so is he really the best judge of character? The whole in love with his sister thing could be thrown back at him.

Sarah’s trying to cook a dinner for Lydia but it turns out she’s rubbish in the kitchen so she gets some help with that from Zoe and Nancy. Hmm Zoe mentioned having a good time together which is fine but I can’t help but wonder if it meant more than it sounded like. Am I reading something that isn’t there? After all she didn’t really object to making out with Sarah. Sure the whole thing is a wee bit weird since she was dating Mike at the time but this wouldn’t be the first time she tried things out with a girl.