Dishing The Soaps!

Now of course I love birthday presents but I’m not really a fan of the whole birthday thing. Russ was actually pretty sweet in treating Nancy to a night out and away from the madness of his crazy plan to snatch Max. Maybe this cake will smarten him up a bit since he’s been talking crazy planning to grab Max and Charlie and heading off to France maybe which isn’t really a plan at all. Does he want to end up in a cell or potentially as a neighbor to Jake if he pulls off the insane route?

My suspicions about Ash being the one to plant the food were confirmed when he admitted it to Hannah. Just when you think this guy can’t go any lower he does. Talk about a rotten thing to do. And the sick thing is that he thinks he’s doing it for her because he feels like he’s better for Hannah. Oh sure every girl wants a guy that is such a loser with the appearance of being a guy who has it all.

Did I mention how much I can’t stand this guy? So a guy that’s supposed to have raced before feels so insecure and doesn’t want to risk the chance that someone else could win in a fair race causes him to tinker with the bike which lands his girlfriend in the hospital which leads to him covering his ass by pointing the finger at the other guy and claiming that his girlfriend has fallen off the wagon so to speak. That just makes me feel warm and cozy inside and now he’s going after Warren to get his business. Sorry dude but there is just no appeal to that. Sure on the surface he seems like a great guy but once you look beneath there’s nothing there just a loser with some major insecurity issues otherwise there’d be no reason to stoop that low.

Sadly this whole mess has sent poor Hannah over the edge since she ended up binging. That isn’t good at all. Sure it’s understandable that she could slip up but Ash is the one that drove her to it because he’s the one that came up with the utterly stupid idea to make her mom think she was off the wagon. What do you call that anyway? Maybe I’ll come up with something but for now it will be off the wagon. That doesn’t really make sense for drinking either when you think about it. Hopefully this won’t set her back too much and she’ll go see the doctor and talk about it instead of hiding it and starting up again.

Oh Sarah the poor girl ends up having a dinner for Lydia to do a little wooing and ends up giving her something with banana which Lydia happens to be allergic to. Oops maybe it would be a good idea to find out about any allergies. Luckily Lydia had an epi pen I’m assuming since she didn’t have to go to the hospital. I’d rather be allergic to that than chocolate since that is just cruel. I feel bad for those people and if I was allergic I’d eat it anyway screw the allergy since it is just too good to not have. And at least they have the place to themselves but Sarah is nervous since this is her first date with a girl and she ends up spilling her wine on Lydia. Well that’s one way to get her clothes off.