Dishing The Soaps!

Well color me stunned but I’m actually liking Ste now. He did give me a few giggles. Justin and Ste are an odd pair but it was fitting that he’d ask Justin for a fiver. In American money since I’m American I’m guessing he’s asking for five bucks or whatever they call it over there the pound or is it sterling now? He did have a good point about Justin and Hannah being like Romeo and Juliet even though her name seemed to escape him. And Hannah’s on the second floor except there’s no way for Justin to climb up and get to her.

Poor Loretta I had a feeling her lying about her job would end up biting her on the ass. That was sweet of Dom to get her the binoculars even though Tony didn’t get it. Hey the guy knows what the girl’s into so it was fitting to get her that when she enjoys bird watching. She shouldn’t have lied about it and it didn’t help that Tony saw her get into a car with a guy so the fib is revealed and Dom takes the gift back. I hope they get back together since they are cute but Dom doesn’t seem willing to accept what she does for a living. It is her choice to be a stripper and he has to accept it or lose her forever. At least Darren can’t blackmail her anymore.

Sarah and Lydia are really cute. I had a feeling that Lydia’s little sister Persephone knew. Yeah I’m sure she wondered how to explain things but give kids credit since they can be smarter than grownups since it looks like Lydia isn’t out to her parents yet which must make things awkward if one of them asks her about a boyfriend. Well they did keep her occupied while they worked on their routine.

Poor Hannah and that damn relapse. It’s no wonder she did with all the craziness of Ash being an absolute idiot. And it isn’t helping that Suzanne doesn’t believe her. She seems to be blind to Ash too like Ash’s parents since he appears to be the guy that the parents want their daughter to bring home to dinner instead of Justin. Sure Justin isn’t perfect but he’s come a long way from that kid who made that stupid mistake which resulted in Becca’s death. And he’s the only one that believes Hannah and at least she confessed to him about the actual relapse she had. They are pretty cute together and he’s another one that I wasn’t sure I’d end up liking either.

I just feel so bad for Anita but right on for Govinda telling her that things aren’t easy for anyone. This is the first sign of him being a good father since all too often he comes off as cold and unfeeling or maybe that’s just me. It is crazy because the girl is gorgeous but it really sucks when bullies turn up and it didn’t help that stupid Lauren screwed with her locker. Why Newt doesn’t see Lauren for the cow she is just boggles the mind? I think he’s the type of person that wants to see the good in people even a rotten apple like Lauren. At least Anita has Theresa there for her but the whole chatting online with the guy using Theresa’s face just might end up blowing up in her face when or if the truth comes out. I’m not sure what she said about rubbing on her face. What did she say? Does anyone know? Of course she was being sarcastic but I just couldn’t catch it. Well there are times when the word just doesn’t compute to me. Row sounds weird to me since it sounds like a sound a cat would make and there was the whole butter thing which turned out to be bitter.

I’m glad that Justin told Hannah about the whole Sean thing. That wasn’t his fault because Warren just manipulated the sitch to make Justin do what he wanted like he did with Calvin. Calvin was played the same way since Warren was able to hold him “killing” Nige over his head even though he didn’t actually kill the guy. It’s understandable that he was scared to do anything about it but ultimately the one to blame for Louise’s death would be Warren since he did kill her. Oh I can’t wait for Clare to return. Watch out Hollyoaks the bitch is back or soon will be.

Well they actually had two cuties on at once and the screen didn’t explode. I guess having Owen on would have done that but hey I enjoy Rick since he’s cute and I’m finding Bill pretty interesting too. I was amused when he was screwing around with Donna. Am I having another stupid moment? That line about the dollar or maybe it was dollar sign just didn’t make sense to me. I guess it could be the TV screwing up again since there have been times when things are cut off. I guess that has to do with the whole changeover although they promise that cable is cool but I’m sure there could be problems after that weird green screen thingie comes up sometimes on the CW. Sadly Donna didn’t get on her knees. And boy was that an ugly shirt but maybe I just have bad taste or maybe she has bad taste.

Steffy’s being an idiot. Okay she doesn’t want her parents mad but why is she letting them run her life? She’s an adult for crying out loud so they should have no say in her love life unless she’s involved with a serial killer and unless there’s something I’m unaware of Rick isn’t a serial killer or a Dimera for that matter. If she wants to be with Rick she should be. I think the only reason that Brooke’s going along with it is because of Ridge or as I call him in case you haven’t got the memo yet Boob would be because he wants it.

When did he become Master Of The Universe where you have to agree with him or hit the road? Taylor says that Rick since he’s the center of the universe when I’m getting that from Boob because you have to agree with whatever he says. He didn’t even say anything like, “What a bitch” or something when Taylor revealed that Stephanie knew the marriage was’t valid. That says a lot to me. Brooke has to agree with what he wants but he doesn’t have to do a damn thing as far as his mother’s concerned no matter how she acts. Now how is that fair? Now I do like Stephanie but she is a total bitch and interferes in her son’s love life which must be where Stephanie gets it.

Sure it’s one thing to hate the guy that your daughter’s in love with but pushing it like he is would go on the stupid list. Isn’t it typical for a child to do the opposite of what their parents want? If it is a mistake this would be Stephanie’s mistake to make and I’m not so sure it is a mistake since I think he does love her. So once again Boob I dub thee a Boob because you’re just an idiot. And Taylor wants to be a Boobess and live happily ever after in Boobdom. Why they want this guy boggles my mind Ridge? While you’re boggling I’ll boggle about why anyone would want this guy? He’s an idiot not to mention a Boob. I like saying Boob so say it with me right now. Go on I’ll wait.

Aw how adorable is Rafe when he stands up for Sami against his creepy sister? She’s very judgey and it looks like jealousy too although I could be influenced by Passions where there was some incest going on and okay Chad really didn’t know he was sleeping with his nephew but Vincent certainly knew. What is her deal anyway? Maybe she should get laid herself and she certainly didn’t seem to like Brady either. She seems to be anti Brady for some reason which is ironic since she’s working at the family pub. Am I wrong about the whole Brady thing? Isn’t he related to the Bradys? I thought Colleen was John’s mother so wouldn’t that make Brady related to them? Caroline would be his Aunt right? So there’s a blood connection right? Or am I wrong? I wasn’t watching during the whole thing where they found about about Shawn’s sister and what’s his face Stefano’s dad whose name is escaping me.

Well it’s a good thing Daniel decided to come over to the mansion to check on Phillip. I don’t think there was anything in the lemonade that would actually harm him since it was some sleeping pills or something. For all the muscle around the house Daniel seemed to get in easily and no one even noticed that Phillip decided to take an unexpected nap. Bad guards or did Owen go around to all of the guards offering lemonade. He just really amuses me and he’s kind of creepy at the same time.

So Owen’s father shows up which is further proof that this isn’t Eric Brady like it was rumored before the guy got a name and I was right because it is Mason from Santa Barbara. I thought his last name was Thompson but I knew it was Gordon so I was right which is a nice change. He owns a funeral home which makes it handy when you want to stash the girl you’ve kidnapped. He seems to like Stephanie but that was kind of shades of the Morgue Lady on Sunset Beach.

Rafe wasn’t the only one talking to an idiot because Sami went to pick up Johnny and EJ was being a total ass. It’s her night so she’s entitled to pick him up you jackass. I can’t stand him but hey at least I can point and laugh at his hair. So join me in the mocking of the hair because it was floppy in the back. I guess it escaped the hairspray or gel or whatever the hell they use. And that was so cruel to call Grace an orphan. I just wanted Sami to slap him. I think the Dimeras need another round of slaps at the very least don’t you?

Ha ha she broke your stupid phone. He was the one yelling so he’s totally going over the edge. I sense a breakdown coming and I for one will be glad to see it because I can’t stand this guy. Like Rafe said this dude thinks he’s above the law. Does he think just because he has an accent that he can get away with anything he wants? Okay he got away with rape but I have to say I wouldn’t mind if he left town or got killed off because he’s just repugnant although I woulnd’t mind him going totally insane first. Maybe he could share a cell with Vincent and have Viki as a neighbor in the loony bin.

Well I won’t be using whatever that was that Owen put in the lemonade because it certainly made Phillip a bit cranky. Maybe there was some weirdness because he’s probably still taking some drugs while he’s recovering from the gunshot wound. I need sleep not crankiness although I did have that crazy dream that I blogged about yesterday.

Mia is in a really crappy sitch. I feel for the poor kid. That’s just sad that she felt better saying she was an addict instead of saying she got pregnant. Well I guess she’d have to explain why the baby wasn’t there. I just wish the truth would come out once and for all. They really shouldn’t have done another baby switch since there was one so recently. It should be limited to once every decade or two.