Dishing The Soaps!

Oh great two days straight with Boob infestation along with the Boobess. Isn’t that tough to be caught between a Boob and a Boobess? It isn’t looking good for Brooke although as of yet she hasn’t been designated a Boobess but she could be after all she does love a Boob although I have no idea why. He must be a viking in the sack because he’s sitting on his brain if there’s one left. Okay he has a brain since he isn’t as moronic as Donna.

At least they made it up to me by having Oweny goodness and boy did I like those pants on him? Sure I’d prefer him to take them off but I’ll take what I can get and with a short sleeved shirt that made some nice arm porn for me to enjoy. Kitty got hungry well this kitty is hungry too so if you want to stop by feel free to do so. The basement is always open to you and bring me a pizza or something while you’re at it.

I swear I wanted to smack the Boob again but that’s pretty much my reaction when I see the Boob on my screen and of course I’d rather go back to someone pretty like Owen or hell Nick would do or Bill who I’m enjoying. Dinner with Eric and Donna won’t that be fun? And the nutty thing is that I noticed one of those damn bear bottles of honey in the cabinet which icked me out because I just got a really bad visual. I should replace that with Owen or if that doesn’t work wash my eyes out with bleach.

Real professional Stephanie to leave a meeting to go off to Taylor. Maybe if they’d stop butting into other peoples love lives they might find ones for themselves. Too bad Bill is dead because I’d suggest him for Stephanie even though I’ve never actually seen him although I’m liking the son. What he’s cute and I have to have something to make up for all the boobery on with stupid Boob being such an idiot. Yes that makes sense that Brooke has to always do what Ridge says or they’re through. They don’t seem to get the fact that the ones that decide whether or not Rick and Steffy get back together would be Rick and Steffy. If she wants him back no one else should be telling her no because that will make her more determined and she’ll do it anyway.

I don’t think he’s evil even though I’m probably the only one. I wonder if it has to do with me not seeing everything since I just started watching again in I think April. Yes I thought about watching again when Kyle came out but never got around to doing it until then. So of course it makes sense that Brooke has to banish her son to Siberia or something because it will make Ridge happy. So will Stephanie be going along too? Nope I didn’t think so because Stephanie can do whatever the hell she wants without anything happening. I don’t hear Brooke telling him to get rid of Stephanie. So why is he such a hypocrite?

Of course Stephanie enjoys meddling because she hates Brooke and okay she might have reason to after all she did steal her husband and slept with not one but both of her sons although if I was her I’d choose Thorne because he’s cute and not a boob.  Sure he has a funny name too but I don’t hold that against him as long as he doesn’t leave his nail clippings on the floor and keeps the toilet seat down. Maybe I’m also drawn to him because he’s in the basement too.

She seems to think that Boob otherwise known as Ridge for those of you not paying attention will solve the Rick and Steffy thing by leaving Brooke. Oh right that’s going to stop them from wanting to be together. Sure that’s a great plan Stephanie. Oh wait it’s not because that’s stupid. That would just leave Brooke boob free since I think Steffy and Rick would get back together anyway. Shouldn’t Taylor know that she shouldn’t be interfering in her daughter’s love life. Sure if she was involved with Satan or something but I just don’t see any horns on Rick. Maybe they’re hidden but I haven’t seen them yet. I offer to check for them just to be safe and if you’d send Owen over too I wouldn’t mind. Oh those pants fit him well. Where was I?

Archie is being an idiot again. He seems to have gotten it in his head that Zoe’s doing a porno for her class. Why he came up with this idea I have no clue. Of course she wants you far away from her after all you did destroy her film. It turns out that Mike did one about his life and Zoe is finally showing signs of guilt about taking it. Well she should but Archie should be kicked a few times for trashing her project although she should have saved a copy. He just doesn’t seem to grasp the concept of privacy. I am thinking mucky is British for porn or did my mind just go into the gutter again?

Anita is making a stand with water balloons but at least she’s making an effort. Sure Newt had a point about Lauren always being one up on her but at least she’s doing something. Her dad gave her the oh so brilliant advice of doing nothing and growing a thicker skin. Yes that always works when there’s a bully involved. Just do nothing and all will be well. Not! How often does that actually work and how many of us can actually do it? At least her dad is being better about things but that was a dumb move stealing the test. What was that on her butt anyway a shoe insole? I don’t think it was a pad but it could have been.

And Tony is being an ass to Dom. He told him that Loretta is out of his league implying that someone like Dom could never end up with someone like her. Why is that Tony? You’re his brother so shouldn’t you be apologizing for starting the whole mess that led to the breakup? Sure she shouldn’t have lied but Tony didn’t help matters and Dom did a better job of setting up something special for Harry while Tony had no clue and he’s the man’s son not Dom’s. Oh Tony you disappoint me while ironically Theresa who didn’t give the best first impression is doing the opposite since I applaud her for not laughing at Lauren’s stunt.

Leo finally showed an interest in Lauren and man was he enjoying that sandwich. Of course Lauren had to ruin things by saying something that I’m going to ignore since I believe that was bacon and I want to enjoy some bacon without thinking about worms or whatever she was going on about. When she got home Leo brought out I’m thinking salad because apparently beans on toast something I don’t understand didn’t apply. Why do they eat that? Doesn’t the toast get soggy? Just put the beans on a plate instead and have the toast separate. He toasted to healthy living or was it eating and took a swig of I’m thinking beer. Oh yes Leo you are just so very smart.

Abi whose name looks weird to me but that’s the spelling and I’m thinking that’s British spelling since I’ve never seen this name spelled that way since it tend to be with two b’s and a y or possibly one b and a y and no i. She talks to Mike about giving Ste a chance. I’m still wondering about her. She claims she talked to Amy about Ste. Yes he should be given a chance to be a father but I can’t help but question her motives in helping him. It’s like she’s trying to get the two of them together which would make it easier for her and what’s his face her husband to grab him. I haven’t forgotten that special boy remark.

Ste and Mike talked which was certainly progress because Mike just sees red when he sees Ste. I can’t blame him since Ste did beat Amy so it’s understandable that he would be hesistant to trust the guy but he’s really gotten himself together and he’s going to anger management and doing well. Hell I even like him now. He tells Ste that he can look after the kids the next day while he’s revising which is progress. I have to wonder about Amy though since she’s not back so either she’s suffering from post partum depression or the actress is leaving the show.