Dishing The Soaps!

I wouldn’t want him leaving me either. Today seemed to be the day of the tank top among the hotties in Salem. Brady was wearing one but then he put his shirt back on. Why did you do that? Let your poor burned arm breathe? And let me enjoy the view. What like I’m the only one that objected to him putting that long sleeve shirt back on.

The only plus about Lindsay playing Ariana instead of this chick would be having Eric and her together again since it certainly looks like these two might end up together if she can get over her judgementalness about Sami. Also there’s the spilling thing which of course made me think of Theresa although none of the things thrown on him well not Eric since he wasn’t the one that got the things thrown on him since it was Travis at the time were hot like coffee. Did that make sense? The whole creepy thing I’m just not liking although she seems less creepy hence me mentioning Lindsay. What I loved Passions so I wouldn’t mind another actor coming over especially one of my favorites which she was.

There is a wee bit of confusion when Ariana asked him about being related to Sami. Now I wasn’t watching at the time but wasn’t it revealed through the letters that were written either by Colleen or Santos or possibly both didn’t she have a child that was John? Am I wrong? That would make the two related at least half cousins or maybe cousin removed or something. Shawn would be John’s Uncle which makes Roman his cousin and Sami would be his second cousin I think so wouldn’t Brady be her third cousin or something? Someone needs to make a chart because I found it odd when he said he wasn’t related to her by blood. And at least he sort of stood up for her. I don’t like how judgemental Ariana is. You really can’t judge someone that you’ve had brief encounters with because the first impression isn’t always accurate and I think she’s allowing others to influence her before she even gets to know the girl.

Of course I loved the scenes with Rafe and Sami. I just love Rafe. I also loved seeing him shirtless. Well I do have two fully functional eyes and is it insane that I was a wee bit jealous of Grace. Hey I want to feel his magic touch too. I don’t think I’d mind if someone called me a smoking hot pain in the ass although I’m sure the first part would be left off. He is just too adorable with Grace and okay I got a little misty when he was talking to Grace and said he wanted to be a father to her. Aw! He certainly seems to be implying marriage doesn’t he? I’m glad to see Sami happy. Well what’s not to be happy about with that hot guy around with his magic touch? Oh great now I have a new obsession. First I was bedazzled by Owen and his underwear and now I’m bedazzled by Rafe and his magic touch. Just to avoid confusion or further confusion I’m talking about The Bold And The Beautiful Owen not the Days Owen since he hasn’t shown his undies at least not that I’m aware of.

Owen has to be the strangest henchman ever. You don’t apologize for kidnapping someone. Stephanie had a point Victor will go after Owen for being in the employ of the enemy. I had a feeling Victor wouldn’t agree to the trade. I’m sure he feels she’s expendable since bringing the Dimeras to their knees is more important than some girl even though his son is in love with her. Oh Phillip if only you hadn’t gone all crazy and yelled out her she might have stayed inside and not been taken by Owen. I think he needs to take a course on Bad Guys 101. He just doesn’t seem to have the knack for it.

Oh crap I think Melanie’s still growing on me. I do agree about the earring although it is more the size of a tennis ball instead of a tennis racket. Now that’s the size that will turn your ears into Pacman ears which isn’t a good look not to mention the earring would fall through with the slit in the ear. So Grandma gave them to her. Well Grandma got some tacky earrings.

That was funny when she had that flyer about selling your jewelry. But she actually changed her mind. So she wants to be a nurse. When did that happen? That just seems to have come out of the blue or did I miss something? She decided to call Stephanie about her earring which made Brady proud of her. I guess Maggie’s been a bad influence getting her in touch with her conscience. Who knew she had one? Well if Stephanie doesn’t get back to her she just might try to sell it. Stephanie does have a really good reason not to get back to her with being kidnapped and all.

Sure Stephanie can be annoying but I think she’s handling herself pretty well. And at least she did attack him so she gets credit for that. Too bad it was EJ and not Phillip like she was hoping. Hmm I guess Elvis didn’t want to hear Stephanie. That whole turning into a real human can’t be catching could it? Victor’s big mistake was letting Elvis go when he had them both. The smart thing would have been to kill them instead of letting Elvis go. Does Victor really need more money? He needs new help that’s for sure but money I kind of doubt it since he has more than he knows what to do with. Oh to be rich. It must be nice.

Hooray it was a Boob free zone today. So no boobery today and Owen was on which is always good. Sadly his shirt wasn’t off but I enjoyed him anyway. If Bridget wants to go back to Nick she can and I’ll take Owen off her hands. It looks possible since Katie woke up and realized that it just wasn’t working. Why would she want to stay with a guy whose obviously in love with someone else? She should keep the ring though.

I have to wonder if moving on with Owen meant what I think it did. I kind of hope so because that would mean Owen taking his clothes off. That wouldn’t be so bad and I’m sure she’d get spellbound by him too or like I offered I will take him off her hands no charge.

Donna looked like she was going to go to a toga party with that dress. I guess having money doesn’t mean you have good taste. Eric tried on a backbone and didn’t like Bill’s plan. Wow a hundred million dollars. Hell I’d be happy with just one million. See I’m not picky. Okay I’d be okay with a hundred thousand too but a million would be nice. Well the company has gone downhill but Eric doesn’t want to admit it and with Stephanie gone things are going down the toilet. He doesn’t seem to realize that Stephanie was a big part of the reason that the business was succeeding. He designed and she took care of everything else.

Well isn’t that nice Donna could be a heroine and all it takes is sleeping with Bill. I’m sure that’s nothing new to her and she does have the honey. It just didn’t seem as convincing when she told Bill to leave. At least there were three cuties today and no Boob although a potential Boobess since Brooke could be I’m not sure if that would be downgraded or upgraded to that status at any time now.

Stephanie wakes up and if I woke up in the morgue in one of those drawers I think I’d wig out too. Nice try with the scissors but she should have waited to grow stronger before making her move. Owen is the craziest goon I’ve even seen since his heart just doesn’t seem in it. Could he have a crush on Stephanie? Don’t forget to charge your phone when you’re doing crime such as kidnapping. Taking her to the morgue was a good idea but someone didn’t plan things out very well.

I’m glad that Sami breaking the phone caused EJ trouble. I just wanted to slap Nicole. Sure Johnny would be in danger with his mother. Is she stupid? Why yes I believe she is. He wouldn’t be a target with her since she isn’t a Dimera so she could actually step outside and not get shot or something. As for him spending time with her I would say that isn’t good because Nicole is a horrible person. Well at least not having Johnny kind of helped things along for Sami and Rafe to finally get it on.

Yes I’m jumping around but that’s what I do. Hell read a blog post at my blog sometime and you’ll get more of that. Yes a good kidnapper checks to make sure the hair is fixed before taking a picture to let the person know that the loved one is still alive. Maybe he could have had her stand up instead of laid out on the slab but I think he’s just winging it since it’s pretty obvious that this is his first try at real crime.

It is fun seeing EJ lose it. Yes yelling at the phone will make the other person pick up. Keep it up EJ you’re doing your Mom proud. I wonder where Susan is anyway. That also makes me wonder if Kristen is still trapped in that harem. Well you just can’t get good help nowadays just ask Phillip or rather Victor since I’m thinking he hired Owen. Well at least it doesn’t appear that the painting is talking back to EJ but that would be funny if it did. Do I smell some crack coming? Who knows it just might happen. Victor should have killed them both and Nicole too for good measure that way the Dimera reign of terror would finally be over.

Rafe and Sami are just adorable. I still refuse to use the smooshed name even though it does make a kind of sense considering where they met but nope I’m not going to get sucked in because they just sound dumb to me. Finally the boy gets his shirt off which I of course enjoyed. Like you’re surprised about that? He is just so sweet and Sami doesn’t even think she deserves him. She totally does and I want to see him shirtless. The poor thing thought he left when she went to settle Grace down who was crying. I guess she’s still teething. Nope he just put candles in the bedroom and they finally got there instead of trying the couch. Well the dinosaur kind of got in the way. Besides the bed is much more comfy.

Well Ariana was less creepy today since there was some flirting with Brady. I’m just glad she was looking at someone that wasn’t her brother. I agree with her about him being cute. And I’d take a peek too and it looks like he did the same. If I didn’t find her creepy I’d be glad that Brady found a potential but she still doesn’t get the stamp of approval from me because of her being anti Sami. What is her deal anyway? Is she overbearing and controlling? Is that why her and Rafe parted ways? If I’m not mistaken didn’t she say that she wasn’t sure that she’d ever see him again or something like that? What was it? Yes I want to know.

Phillip is still acting all wonky from that drug. It just makes him mean. Don’t be mean to Brady. He asked him if he was a Kiriakis, a Brady, or a Dimera which was a dumb question since he’s actually all three. Phillip also seemed to forget that Bo’s his brother. Excuse the guy for not wanting his loved ones to get hurt. Bad Brady trying to look out for your Uncle. You really shouldn’t do that because he’ll yell at you.