Dishing The Soaps!

Have I mentioned how much I love Rafe? He even bashes EJ. Okay I’ll give him enough credit too since I’m thinking he can at least count to nine after all he’s supposed to be a lawyer which is easy to forget since I’ve never actually seen him doing any lawyering. So he wants to adopt Grace but that’s tricky because of the stich and doubly so since Grace isn’t Sami’s biological child.

I continue to not like Arianna and I have to remind myself to not pay attention when I do the spell check because it always wants to knock an n off which isn’t right. Also I’ve noticed that it doesn’t like the apostrophe or the word love for some reason. What’s up with that? I need a slap button since I wanted to slap her around a bit. Okay maybe I’d try punching too but I’d have to make sure about the thumb thing since I really haven’t punched anything well there was that stamp machine but that’s about it.

Hands down she gets the award for creepiest sister ever. She is way too involved in Rafe’s love life. She doesn’t even know Sami so what gives her the right to judge? And I looked so Brady was wrong about not sharing blood with Sami because they do. John is Roman’s cousin which makes the two of them related in some way. The exact relationship I’m not sure second cousins maybe. How dare she say that Sami’s going to ruin his life? I want to slap that bitch. Maybe I’ll just call her that instead after all that’s less letters to type since she really doesn’t deserve her whole name spelled out for being so nasty.

If you find yourself in the morgue and you attempt an escape run for the door not the ringing cell phone. That was a mistake since it was the wrong person on the other end. Sure it could have been Phillip but it would have been better if she just got the hell out of there. So she gets credit for giving it a try and she tried again so while she can be annoying at times you have to admit that she at least tried to escape. Sure it was a bit easier since Owen’s the worst goon ever but hey she still deserves the credit.

What is up with Nicole and that crazy shirt? Did she make it out of aluminum foil? Is this a weird rich person thing where you spend lots of money on an ugly ass shirt? Wow did I actually spy an attack of conscience on Elvis’s part? No I must have been hallucinating. He just doesn’t want to think about the ugly details about what could have been going on there with Owen. Where did Stefano find this clown anyway? He isn’t very competent even though he happens to be easy on the eyes. Hey I’m not blind.

Thank goodness not a boob stirring anywhere and instead I got my wish. Sure I wanted to shove Bridget out of the way and get my turn but I’ll take what I can get. Did he really have to put his pants on or cover up with that blanket? If I was her I wouldn’t be able to speak let alone think but Nick who is cute too kept popping into her head so she’s got it bad.

Oops Jackie slipped when she mentioned Owen’s skill as a lover. Duh Nick that should have been a clue along with her knowing a shortcut that led to the back of his place. But seeing the kiss clinched it. What she can’t have her fun too? I wouldn’t mind having that kind of fun too. So it looks like Bridget and Nick are back together and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t realize that Katie left.

Me thinking too much again most likely but how does Katie know what jet fuel taste like? Did she take a sip? I even got the line she made about Bill looking so familiar since once upon a time he was Brad on The Young And The Restless and she was Victoria. Booze really goes to her head but I’m wondering if that’s good since she did have that heart transplant. So will Bill be naughty or will he be a gentlemen? At least it was just cute boys all around today.

Oh Ste screwed up big time. Don’t have a pint not even one when you’re watching the kids. This was a chance to prove to Mike that he could be trusted and he screws it up. It is revealed that Abi and Daniel lost a child that was a son. I still think they want Lucas. There is just something funky about them and Daniel was pretty nasty to Ste. Sure he screwed up but that’s no reason to start being mean to him. I don’t think he likes Ste at all. So of course I wanted to smack him for screwing it up.

It looks like Zoe is still feeling bad about stealing Mike’s script so I’m wondering what she’s going to do about it. Obviously it will come out that the two films are alike since she used one of his scripts. So she wasn’t thinking when she took it since Mike did something so personal. She should just take an F because it isn’t fair to Mike. Sure Archie screwed her over but that’s no reason to screw things up for Mike.

Govinda decides to do a locker search which causes Anita to get a case of the guilties after all she put the exam she stole in Lauren’s locker. That was funny when she said she wanted to be a bin collector. Oh yes picking up garbage and feeling the wind blow through your hair sounds absolutely wonderful. I guess Russ was a little grumpy. At least Anita provided a distraction so the test wasn’t found and I guess Govinda sensed that he was missing something. Gee ya think? Where’s the porn? And why was a deck of cards taken? I didn’t see naked ladies on them since they just looked like a deck of cards. And why didn’t I have a key for my locker? Hell in junior high I forgot the combination and actually the location so I was lockerless.