Dishing The Soaps!

Hello Owen did I mention how creepy you are? You should form a creepy club with Arianna and compare creepy notes. Or the Morgue Lady might get along with him too. And why did he put the shirt back on? Okay he’s creepy. I think I’ve already established that but that doesn’t mean I don’t think he’s cute because he is. I have eyes and thought he was cute when he was on Charmed so even with the creepy factor he’s still cute so seeing him in a tank top wouldn’t be a chore. Hey a girl’s got to enjoy the view whenever it arises.

I wonder if Owen was going to follow in his dad’s footsteps in the morgue business since he knows his way around the morgue. At least he isn’t evil but he seems to like Stephanie and she’s using that although she doesn’t realize that Phillip is working on getting her free. Well she doesn’t know what’s going on so she’s doing what she can to escape so you can’t really fault her for that. For all she knows she’s going to be at EJ’s mercy and have who knows what done to her. It’s not like she knows that Stefano was captured. And yes Victor he does look cadaverous a good look for him and an even better one would be the dead look since that would be his best look ever.

Brady isn’t stupid so he knows something is up so he calls Bo and I won’t even bother try to think about the relationship because that makes my head hurt and I really don’t need that with that headache easing up for the time being anyway. So Uncle Bo is on the case and hopefully he won’t screw up. I do wonder if that vision he had about Sierra or rather finding her bear has something to do with this. Will she get caught up in this mess? Oh Victor you really screwed up because you kill the bad guys that you’ve captured instead of releasing them since that leads to trouble and no ending of a feud. Can’t there not be a feud for once in this town?

Sami is in quite the pickle since Will senses she’s lying to him. Well it is more of an omission since she’s trying to protect Grace by keeping her paternity secret. Her intentions are good and it isn’t a good idea to let people know and that’s a burden she doesn’t want to put on her son so she isn’t really lying even though she sort of is. Did that make any sense? At least Rafe was there to comfort her about that since he understands the whole sitch. If that ass EJ knew he’d want to keep Grace from her too like Johnny. Oh yes the evil parent keeping the kids is such a good idea and way to keep them safe. Hello look at what happened at the Kirakis estate. The same thing could happen at the Dimera mansion. Why doesn’t Victor have a spy over there? Why not have I think her name is Mary be a spy? Why not she could be the spying housekeeper or whatever she is and I bet she’d be better at that since Owen isn’t too good at it. He missed the lessons on being a goon or maybe he overslept on those mornings.

This latest Grace really looks a lot like Mia. It’s like the baby knows that Mia is Mommy and on some level Mia senses it too even if she doesn’t understand why she has a connection to this baby in particular. I just wish they’d reveal this once and for all. Why not have someone mention the resemblance because they do look alike. Will notices how Grace really likes Mia but poor Mia thinks it’s better to be a junkie instead of a girl that got pregnant and gave up her baby.

It looks like Owen won’t be handing over Stephanie so I guess whoever hired him didn’t do a good job. I have to wonder if there’s another reason behind him working for the Dimera clan. Sure I’d imagine evil rich people pay well otherwise they wouldn’t have anyone working for them but you have to wonder about these people. That would always enter my mind when I’d see someone with Alistair. Why would anyone want to sleep with that monster? Does the money outweigh the serious ick factor. I’d feel dirty just being in the same room with him without actually doing anything. Maybe someone was having a stupid moment since he just doesn’t scream goon to me but that’s probably why they picked him.

 And Stephanie sees him as a way to escape not realizing what’s going on. I guess it makes a kind of sense when you’re not aware of what’s going on. She thinks it would be easier to escape from this guy instead of being at the mercy of EJ and Stefano. Of course this now means we’re going to be stuck seeing her more which isn’t really a good thing since she can be annoying at times. I’m leaving. I’m back. I love you. I hate you. Make up your mind girl and perhaps try some medication to help you out since you sometimes seem a bit schizo. So what will the crazy gardener/mortician’s son do now? I’m thinking Dad doesn’t have a clue about what’s going on unless the Dimeras are holding his wife or perhaps a sister? Just a random thought that popped into my brain.

Why couldn’t Owen kidnap Ari instead? I think that would be a good idea because I’m just not liking the girl. She’s way too involved with her brother’s love life. She has no right saying Sami’s going to ruin his life. She doesn’t even know Sami and has no right to refer to her as that woman. Oh great you get your info from who Chloe who happens to be married to Sami’s ex so that’s going to be all kinds of accurate and Nicole the total bitch who is just pathetic and stole Sami’s real baby. She deserves EJ because she’s just so nasty. She’s being the dutiful little wife and the joke’s on her because her asshole of a husband doesn’t even really love her. Someone please set the Dimera mansion on fire and burn them alive. Okay Mary you can get Sydney and Johnny if he’s around out of the place before it goes up while the others burn. Are there other servants? Maybe they have a kooky gardener too running around.