Dishing The Soaps!

Thank goodness it was another Boob free day although his name was mentioned. Well you can’t have everything I suppose. Stephanie confronts Bill about using her. She seems to not realize that people do that. This benefits him so if he can get the company cheaper so much the better for him.

Well I’d be thinking about Bill too if I was married to Eric who isn’t looking quite so constipated these days. I guess the honey is working. I’m thinking she won’t like it when she finds out that Bill is taking an interest in Bill. Of course she’ll be over there with her honey lickety split and she can’t even spell that. Pam was snooping when Donna was on the phone. I’m sure she’ll be reporting the whole thing to Stephanie.

It was odd that Katie would go to see Nick when she was supposed to have a hell of a hangover but she told him that he should fight for Bridget. Now I wasn’t watching at the time but didn’t Bridget kind of push or loan him out to Katie when it looked like she was going to die? At least she realized that she wasn’t really the one that Nick loved and stepped aside so all Logans aren’t evil since I kind of feel bad for her. But there is Bill who could take her mind off things and ick I wouldn’t have drunk that thing either. Oddly I’d eaten eggs for lunch and no they weren’t raw. It would have been funny if she poured it on his head. Isn’t egg good for the hair or is that beer?

Stephanie comes in with a list of demands. Only Stephanie would do something like that. And what is up with that thing that Donna was wearing? That was just ugly. She started yelling and blaming Donna but you don’t screw with Stephanie you empty headed bobble head. Of course her demands were ridiculous but it was amusing to see what would happen since Eric might have to give in to her. Honey Bear isn’t happy at all.

Well the demand about Thorne made sense since he does deserve a promotion. Not that I don’t like Rick since I do and I think I might be the only one but I found it odd that he was president when the logical choice would be Thorne since he’s been there for years and he’s the oldest son at least with actual Forrester blood running through his veins. Maybe Rick could be vice president or something. Telling Eric that he can’t have his son working there simply because his mother is a Logan is just nuts. I’m not saying fire Boob but he could do his boob things. What is he a designer? I think he might be but I don’t pay attention to him unless I’m making with the mocking. But the demand that was nuts was the one where she wanted him to change the will. Say what?

So Stephanie wants control over things after Eric dies. Well isn’t that nice she’ll allow Eric to leave money to all of his children as long as he does what she says. Oh my did she really think he’d just cave? Maybe she did or maybe she’s willing to negotiate. Sure she helped make the company but it wasn’t just her alone so she’s being a bit full of herself. I’m sure her coming back would cause the stores etc that dropped them to come running back but the company is more than just the one person.

I just hope I get some Oweny goodness and more Boob free days. And get rid of Donna for a while too since she’s such an idiot and give her some fashion advice. Hmm what shall I call her? Beach Bimbo Barbie? Badly Dressed Bimbo Barbie? If Stephanie’s hair wasn’t short I think Donna would have reached out and did some hair pulling.

There certainly seem to be a lot of residents butting into other peoples love lives around here? First you have the Aunt and hello Nancy since I don’t know your name on here and assume you’re a Cassidine unless of course I’m spelling that wrong which is totally possible. Her and the look alike I guess who’s a dead ringer for some dead chick named Emily whose name is Rebecca I think have a deal where she won’t sleep with Nicholas right? That’s his name isn’t it? I know who he is since he was on an episode of Angel as one of the lawyers at Wolfram & Hart.

I just don’t get why people are making such a big deal over the blue shirt. Oh no she’s wearing a blue shirt so that means mention that her doppelganger loved blue. Guess what a lot of people like the color. I just found that odd and I don’t even know what the hell’s going on as you might have noticed.

Oops I almost called him Nico but I mean Sonny and hello Cutie. What I’ve always thought he was hot and I’m just a sucker for dimples. Your name might start with an M but you certainly go on the hot list and where was I before I got distracted by the pretty? Oh yes he wasn’t too crazy about Johnny his brother-in-law sleeping with Olivia and neither was Claudia for that matter. Oh that was just such a sweet moment when she told him to bang Maxie to his hearts content or something like that with her in the room. Does she have one x or two? She’s still my favorite Belle on Days no offense Martha since you weren’t too bad either.

Since I thought it was absolutely crazy when Claudia kept going on about Olivia’s age I thought I’d look and guess what there’s only five years between the two of them so the whole she’s old enough to be your mother thing is just ridiculous. It is made even more ridiculous when I looked him up and guess what he’s going to be 30 in October so her being 39 makes the whole mother angle insane but this is a soap so logic really doesn’t play a part in it.

I had a hunch that the three of them weren’t all that different in age and I was right. Sonny’s acting jealous and Claudia’s just being insane. I think she’d get along with Ari so if she ever decides to take a trip to Salem she’ll have a friend that’s just as insane as she is about her brother’s love life. So to Olivia I say go for it. Why not he’s cute and if they like each other there is nothing wrong with it.

And when did Edward start wearing hats? Is he hiding something? He wasn’t wearing a hat when he got confused and thought he was Mickey Horton for a while. I wouldn’t mind having my own wing. Wow imagine having a wing of your very own. And I’m sure that comes with a butler and maybe a maid. Let someone else clean the toilet.

That must be weird having a double and since I have no clue what’s going on I don’t know what to make of it. Is someone using the likeness to their advantage or what? Well they whoever they are say you have a double out there so maybe it is just a coincidence or maybe there’s something more after all she did out of the blue start wearing blue which did make people notice.

Did Holly got an attack of conscience? Poor Ethan has the right to know who his parents are. Or does she want more money? You have to be suspicious of someone that wants you to pay for answers like that. Of course they wouldn’t have this problem if Tracy actually found out what the real results were before paying the guy to change them to make Ethan not be Luke’s son. Couldn’t she just ask the guy or something? I guess not since that would make things too simple.

Okay that really went well didn’t it? You would think someone would have done a sanity background check on Owen before having him do a kidnapping. He admitted himself that he was just spying and calling until EJ gave him this task to kidnap the girl he has a crush on. No things aren’t looking good for her at all. If it was still the other girl the redhead I’m sure she would have kicked Owen’s ass by now but no this one is just crying and moaning. Here’s a tip don’t talk out loud when you’re stuck in a what did he call it a body drawer because that causes you to use up your air faster. Too bad she doesn’t carry things down her front like Rebecca who had all kinds of things down there like a flask or a cell phone. Oh yeah I’m sure there isn’t good reception inside one of those drawers but maybe she could have sent a text out to her Uncle Bo.

Melanie didn’t sell the earring and when Brady mentioned it could be a clue she actually says she wants to help. Wow that’s quite a change Melanie. So I guess Maggie and Brady are bad influences er I mean good influences. I still think I’m starting to like her which I didn’t think I’d do because it was annoyed at first sight.

Okay I just want to smack Chloe. I can’t believe she thinks she did the right thing in staying with Lucas while she’s clearly in love with Daniel. He’s certainly not over her judging by that dream. Sure that makes sense staying with a man you don’t really love because of some promise. Smack the girl already. If I could I would be doing it myself. They should just have Daniel and Chloe run off because this is just irritating. Does Lucas remember? Is he screwing with Chloe? After all Kate is his mother so if anyone has any of that he does?

Brady talks to Bo since he senses something is up even if he is kept out of the loop. So the trade is supposed to go down and Stefano is still looking horrible knocking on death’s door. Of course EJ doesn’t have Stephanie because Owen decided to keep her for himself. Nice going Stefano for hiring this guy since he’s working out really well but it’s not like he left a note to let EJ know about this guy and his inability to be an actual minion able to carry out whatever EJ the ass demanded. I wanted a bloody apology but the bloody showed up later. Aren’t you supposed to say bloody often when you’re British or at least have a British accent. Hell I use it myself and I’m not British although I am learning the language.

I guess there aren’t many places to go for a trade like this since Bo knew to go to the pier to bust them. Good on you Phillip for getting a few licks in before running off. Oh EJ that’s a good look for you having handcuffs on. And yes the hair made me giggle. I heard that he isn’t allowed to cut his hair. Well if he did that I wouldn’t be able to point and laugh and make with the mocking. It was all fly away today. Nothing was sticking it down as it fluttered around. Damn the old bastard’s still alive. What is it going to take to kill him already?

Yes Owen it isn’t a good idea to go out in public with the girl wearing a negligee since people are bound to notice. She thought she had him until he locked her up in the drawer. Of course he didn’t think about her wigging out and using up her air which is going to kick her in the ass. I wonder what Owen plans to do. Sure six grand is a lot of money but really it isn’t at the same time if that makes any sense. It doesn’t seem to occur to him that her Uncle is a bigwig and Abe a close family friend is the mayor and her other Uncle is the commander now isn’t he? Roman finally did it right? Sure when John was Roman he made it to commander a lot quicker but hey at least he made it there now he just needs to get some since it’s been a really long while for this guy at least I think it has. Wasn’t it Kate?