Dishing The Soaps!

Can I be bitter and angry? I’ll take Brady’s place. That was mean Victor tossing him out. Where is he going to stay? I guess he could stay with Sami. It is pretty handy being related to a lot of the families in town so I guess he could find a place to stay. I’m thinking the Dimera mansion is out. He could stay at Bo’s place since they are both butting heads with Victor. Gee Victor is it any wonder Bo doesn’t want to acknowledge you as his father when he had an awesome one all these years? Your way or booted right Victor?

Nicole is just stupid. Lexie was making sense after all Stefano wouldn’t be in the hospital if they hadn’t gone after Phillip. So EJ was making sense wanting to end things but no Nicole had to stir things up but of course her logic doesn’t resemble Earth Logic since she has Bitch Logic. And yes Nicole he is responsible for whatever happens to Stephanie because he’s the one that had Owen kidnap her. So once again I just wanted to slap her. Put her in the body drawer Owen. I’m sure they could find one at the hospital since she’s just being stupid. I guess she’s really embracing the Dimera way of life. Take a cue from Lexie bitch.

Of all people Melanie actually ends up being a big help to Phillip. Yeah she can be a bitch and annoying but she isn’t actually evil. She really didn’t know what she was getting into when she got involved with the Dimeras. At least she set him on the right track but Owen of course heard them talking. Oh Henderson I saw that eye-roll. Guess what Phillip the servants are people too. Make an effort otherwise you might find yourself stabbed in the back.

Victor was being nuts so he gave Brady the boot. The guy was just concerned about everyone so he involved his what is he anyway cousin Bo or something in finding out what the hell is going on. I’m still fuzzy about the whole family tree since the tree has all these crossovers and there’s the whole Stephanie and Phillip sort of being related. She’s kind of irritating me. Bitch don’t start talking and flipping out because you’re just going to lose the little air you got left and slapping the guy that just gave you CPR really isn’t a good idea either. That boy is all kinds of unstable. I guess they don’t have any mental testing before hiring a Dimera goon. He is the worst minion ever. Don’t people have standards anymore?

Poor Brady gets screwed over. Victor seems to have forgotten that he did disown Phillip right before the whole mess started where Tony died and Phillip nearly died. Just because the guy doesn’t agree with Victor is no reason to call him a back stabbing bastard. What did Brady do that was so wrong? He’s essentially doing the same thing as Bo but of course Bo gets a pass because he’s a cop. So I guess Brady’s homeless and jobless now. I hope he has a trust-fund or something to help him out. Well he should since his Dad’s rich and rich people have them. How cool would that be to have a trust-fund? Wow that would be awesome. Oh to be rich.

EJ’s hair still amuses me and what was up with the look of shock about the arrest? Hello Nicole he was wearing handcuffs so I think it’s a pretty safe bet that he’s getting arrested. I can’t help but think of the time Nicole spent in jail since that was amusing. Are they going to put him in an orange jumpsuit and have scary types all over him? What lawyer is she going to get anyway? Let me guess Mickey right since they always call him but I haven’t seen him. Is he even still around? I’ve seen Maggie but no Mickey and the other Mickey went back to Port Charles and became Edward Quartermaine again with a liking for hats for some reason. I think he’s hiding something under there.

Well I knew that at some point Boob would enter the building again or rather the TV screen. Hey is Owen a leftie too? Can I come and investigate? Maybe I could hide under his desk and do a little exploring. Well  at least it was a Boob light day since he wasn’t really on that much.

I think Donna is close to losing any remaining brain cells she might have since that smite remark took a lot out of her. Well it’s hard to think when you’re a bubble head? One area where I actually agree with Boob about her being dumb. Could you imagine I actually agree with him about something? But I’m sure that’s just a fluke so don’t think I’m starting to like him since I’m not after all he’s Boob and I’d rather gaze at Owen.

I’m pretty sure me and Nicky had different meanings when he said, “I’ll be watching you” since I’m sure he wasn’t thinking what I was thinking. I’ll be watching him too and oh yes the shirt off is quite magical and follow that with the pants please. Why can’t he like Jackie be happy? She’s even figuring out how to use an Ipod. Can he teach me too? I’m a technotard although I can do things others can’t since I never did have a problem with setting the time on the VCR or DVD player for that matter which seems to baffle some people. I’m sure I could benefit from a few lessons. Well if Nicky wants to send him away I’m going to have to banish him with his brother Boob. I’d have to come up with a suitable name since Boob is taken unless I start using numbers. Don’t take the money Owen so I can continue to enjoy you undressed and hell dressed too as long as everything is nice and snug. What like you weren’t thinking the same thing?

So Stephanie decided to use Bill as a way to get the company back so she can give it to her children leaving all the Logans out in the cold. Hello Rick is a Forrester and unlike Ridge he’s one by blood and I bet you were shocked I didn’t say Boob that time weren’t you? He’s got just as much right to be there as the others. I’m not defending Eric since I think he’s an idiot but I don’t see anything wrong with wanting all of his children to work together without causing another war.

If Boob would stop with the crazy talk about banning Rick maybe things could actually settle down. Did it ever occur to him that going along with things that if Rick is really this evil monster that he’d end up revealing himself? Steffy won’t believe it until she sees it and me too for that matter since I don’t think he is a monster. Demanding that she doesn’t see him isn’t going to help matters any since that’s a good way to lose his daughter. What is up with the feud anyway? Didn’t they get along when Rick was that other guy what’s his name Justin? Did the whole father switch thing cause them to hate each other? Maybe Ridge is just jealous because Rick’s a Forrester by blood and of course he’s just a boob so I’m sure thinking could hurt his brain.

Wow I never though I’d hear Mike say he believed Ste had good intentions. I think he does although the beer was a dumb idea. This just further confirms the oddness of Daniel and Abi. She was all eager to take Lucas which is fine but then she took off and gave the lame excuse she thought she was doing Sarah a favor. She just wanted her to watch him for an hour.

Ste did take advantage of the yelling so he grabbed Lucas and took him home. He should have just stuck in a bit longer since Mike was coming around to letting Ste play a bigger role. Now this isn’t going to help matters any. Is he even listed as the father? If the cops get involved they’ll find out that Amy just up and left the baby. I’m still wondering about that. Will she be back or what? I’m thinking Amy is suffering from post partum depression and she wasn’t really connected with Leah at first denying that she was even her daughter. That’s pretty overwhelming to have two kids that young.

I guess Zoe didn’t fill enough guilty since she turned the film in even though it was Mike’s. I can’t figure out why she would think she could get away with it since Mike wrote the thing so aren’t they going to be very similar. Maybe the twinge of guilt caused her to get drunk.

Right on Zak for setting her straight about having a girlfriend. That is why I love this guy. Sure there was that time when I was mad at him but he’s a good guy. She had her chance and it went since he’s with Michaela now. Sure I thought it was an odd pairing but I’m actually liking the two of them together. They just fit odd though they may be.

And that was just creepy when Daniel went up to Jacqui and asked about Max. It is one thing to say a baby is cute but he wanted to know his age. It was like he was scoping out another baby if he couldn’t get his hands on Lucas. And that was certainly fishy when Daniel told Abi that this whole mess she created might work for them. It is looking more and more like they are planning to steal Lucas as some sort of replacement for their dead son. I think they figure it would be easier to take the baby away from Ste instead of Mike and Sarah. I wonder what they’ll do now that Ste has Lucas.

Tony isn’t really good at the whole dad thing. He should get some tips from Dom. Dom really shouldn’t listen to him. He needs to decide for himself whether he wants to try again with Loretta. Sure she lied and that isn’t good but now that the cat is out of the bag maybe they could try to make things work. She does make him happy and it almost seems like Tony doesn’t want him to be happy since he isn’t.