Dishing The Soaps!

Okay Rafe come on over so I can have you for backup. Don’t bother putting a shirt on so I can enjoy the view. That makes up for that ugly ass shirt Nicole’s wearing. Maybe it was just a weird angle but I thought I saw something but maybe the shirt is just being weird. Did I see what I thought I saw? If you have no idea I’m not saying a word to avoid incriminating myself as an idiot.

Aw how sweet Brady’s trying to find Stephanie even though he’s been booted out of the family. Well he could always go to the Brady Pub since I’m sure Aunt Caroline would take care of him. When he mentioned Phillip being like a brother to him I couldn’t help but have a Passions moment since Ethan and Sheridan were more like brother and sister instead of aunt and nephew even though it turned out they weren’t actually related. Well Phillip is his Uncle which always amuses me but that can happen so that makes more sense than people who are just barely old enough to be the parents of their children. Take a look at the craziness of General Hospital. I watched again but I didn’t write about it and I’m no sure if I’ll even start watching on a regular basis let along babble about it.

I think Caroline was grumpy over the whole Victor thing. That was pretty dumb of him to say he’s going to protect Stephanie when he has no clue where she is. But Melanie is on the case and it’s just a good thing she’s on Phillip’s side this time. I sense some fake dead porn coming up after all he can go in as a corpse and look for Stephanie. Dad seems to be pretty clueless about Owen and his weirdness. There’s nothing wrong with being weird after all I’m weird myself but come on is it really normal to hang around in the morgue with the body drawers? Does his dad even have a name yet? Should I just call him Gordon? Or maybe Mason? He left Santa Barbara and changed his name after Julia broke his heart by jumping off the Empire State Building.

Stephanie is kind of irritating me. They change the girl from the sassy redhead that drove a race-car to this whiny chick. What is up with that? Nice crawling like that’s going to get you out. And Owen seems to be losing it and where in the world did he get that gun? Does he plan on using it to shoot Melanie? Okay I can get why someone would do that but she does kind of grow on you after a while and is pretty handy to have around when you need someone able to lie and cry on demand.

Ari once again bumped into Brady but luckily this time she wasn’t carrying a cup of coffee. It looks like these two are going to end up together. Will he debitchify her since I’m still not liking her. Sure it gives me a little deja vu since Theresa kept spilling things on Ethan which kind of makes me want Lindsay in the role although I’m not liking Arianna right now while I loved Theresa from the start. So don’t bellow on the cell phone. And don’t talk in the toilet because that’s just gross especially since so many people don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom. Hello gross makes a girl want to carry around wipes and never touch anything because you never know what a person was doing before they touched the knob.

Nicole is being a bitch but of course that isn’t news since that’s just who she is. I am annoyed that she keeps going on about Sami when she should stop and look at herself for a moment. Who in the hell is she to say anything? Sam isn’t trying to get EJ back. Why in the hell would she want that loser with mock worthy hair when she can have Rafe and hello sexy with the construction? I’m waiting for the hard hat. So she’s being stupid not to mention she seems to have forgotten that she stole Sami’s baby and is passing her off as her own so she really hasn’t got a leg to stand on when it comes to judging people. And good for Mia for telling off Nicole who really needs it.

I’m liking Will more and more since he was awesome in telling that bitch off. I don’t even know her name but it was something stupid. Those types should be told off. So it gave me a giggle when he called her a mean skinny girl with a zit on her chin. I think he said chin or am I thinking chin because I have one myself. I know he said zit but the location could be wrong. It’s just too bad Mia’s lying to him about being an addict because I think he’d still like her even if she told him about the baby but the poor thing thinks it’s better to be thought of as an addict instead of the girl that got knocked up. I just wish the truth would come out already about the babies because I want Nicole to fry and get back into that orange jumpsuit. Can they gas her?

Well Rafe was Irish when he was Luis after all his last name was Lopez-Fitgerald so maybe he has a little Irish in him but I don’t want Arianna invited to join the family until she loses the tude. Actually get to know Sami first instead of listening to nasty people saying things about her. Sadly there are always going to be nasty people like Chloe and Nicole which is why I want them kidnapped by aliens. If Satan can possess Marlena why not have aliens come down and take the annoying people away. Owen could be their leader.

Right on Bridget make Nicky get rid of those smelly cigars. I don’t get the appeal of them at all. Aren’t they worse than cigarettes? I would think vanity would work on people when it comes to smoking. And doesn’t he know that evil people are the ones that smoke cigars like Stefano and actually I think Massimo did too and well there’s a crossover right there of the two twins separated at birth. Of course that won’t make any sense to anyone that doesn’t realize that the same actor played both roles.

More Boob and of course I just wanted to smack him some more. Brooke took the opportunity so it isn’t like she was able to prepare for it so of course she’s going to be talking about her family the Logans part anyway because that’s who Stephanie is going after. She isn’t saying anything about Boob so he doesn’t really need any defending. Sure this played into Bill’s hands since this is all good for him and once again Boob was a total moron.

I just want to smack that idiot. He doesn’t even know who he wants to be with and I think he wants the both of them. Maybe he could become Mormon so he can have more than one wife? Is that the right religion? If it isn’t I apologize but I think it might be. I don’t get that and it doesn’t go unnoticed that it seems to be men that want more than one wife. If things were so wonderful with Taylor why did they break up? So I kind of want to smack Taylor too since she’s just looking pathetic going after this guy like she can’t get a man of her own without stealing this one and why she would want this one still baffles me. What is so great about Boob? Sure he’s great for mocking and calling Boob but that’s about it.

And Rick did have a good point because Boob and his family don’t actually have the Forrester blood so Thomas or Squirt as Rick calls him is a Forrester in name only. And hell yes he deserves to at least punch Thomas after all the guy did nearly kill him. Frankly I think he was already unstable so trying to blame Rick for that is just stupid because if it wasn’t Rick it would have been something else if he thinks it was okay to set a house on fire and blow a car up.

It does look like Boob might be telling Brook about the marriage being invalid. He’s such a moron. As long as Brooke does what he says everything is fine but if she dares to disagree with him all hell breaks loose. Why she wants to be with him is beyond me? I’m sure no one could ever explain it to me either. He doesn’t do anything about his mother so Brooke has to put up with her shit yet Boob whines about Rick. That’s just pathetic.

Of course I couldn’t help but think about The Breakfast Club during this episode with the four in detention. Man I hated detention. Oh Theresa you were being pretty mean to Nancy. That was nice of Newt to stick up for Nancy. She isn’t that bad and I happen to like the color of her hair.

So it looks like the war is over between Lauren and Anita. Lauren finally fessed up to faking the bullying and oops Theresa spilled the beans about her bleaching herself. And I actually think Lauren was being sincere. Sure Anita might have a nice house but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have problems too. Hopefully she’ll finally realize how gorgeous she is.

I do wonder where Newt got that bucket of water. He was throwing it but oops it landed on Theresa instead and is she starting to like Newt too? So they each shared secrets but that was kind of risky Anita revealing her secret about her dad letting her off on the whole exam thing. She didn’t look at it. Will this really be the end of the war or will it be the calm before the storm? When you wear black on black you don’t notice any holes so I’m thinking Theresa doesn’t realize that jacket has a big hole in the back. Oops!

Zoe ends up spilling the beans about Zac when Michaela was actually talking about Mike. Is it weird that I kind of like the idea of Mike and Myra together? It was entertaining when she was staying at his place. Poor Mike I’m sure the place must feel empty now that Ste has Lucas. One thing I’m not sure about is Leah? Is she with Ste and Lucas? Sure he isn’t the biological father but he is the only father she’s known? Think before speaking since there are plenty of times when you think a person is talking about something when they actually aren’t. Of course after hearing this Michaela broke up with Zak saying she always hated Zoe. I think she was jealous of her since the guy did pine over her for a while but he’s totally in love with Michaela. Sure they might look like an odd pair but they really fit together.