Dishing The Soaps!

  So the morgue adventures continue with Stephanie playing along with Owen in the hopes of getting the gun. At least she tried although it didn’t work and he made her drink some mystery thing and now she’s in a body drawer and she just might be the one that wakes up screaming when someone starts embalming here. I would think that’s a very unpleasant thing to happen.

I like the way Melanie thinks. Well you have to cover all the bases so if you’re going to fake dead and get into the body bag you may as well mention the guy gets naked. He didn’t go for it but she certainly gets a thumbs up from me for trying. And hey he did take his shirt off which is something. She did have a good point because there might  have been a chance that someone would unzip him at some point and wearing clothes would have been weird but I’m going to request that I remain clothed in the body bag along with being autopsied if the need should arise. Brady finds them playing dead and decides to be backup. Too bad he wasn’t looking when Owen came up behind him knocking Brady out. Did you not read the manual about not hurting the hottie or I guess that would be handbook? I’m debating between the words but I’m putting one together.

I’m glad that Mia is standing up to Nicole who is such a bully. She’s thrilled about Rafe adopting Grace because she figures that will save her ass. I just want the damn truth to come out because I don’t want to deal with another damn baby switch. We already did this people? Remember or did someone on the staff lose their memory? I want Nicole stuck on a spit and set over the fire. And she seems to think she’s wonderful while Sami is the devil or something. Shouldn’t you be worrying about your sorry ass excuse of a husband who isn’t even in love with you? So much for that wonderful lawyer if EJ isn’t out of jail yet although I think I’d like to see him in the orange jumpsuit so I could do some more mocking. Come on and join in the mocking fun. What will his hair do next?

Owen is just creepy. Doesn’t his father find it odd that he’s hanging around the morgue so much? Is that normal for him? He kind of reminds me of creepy morgue lady from Sunset Beach. Now I feel like watching that so I can compare the creepy factor of the crazy morgue people. I’m just not sure he has it in him to kill Brady and Melanie along with Stephanie who he’s become fixated with. And there’s Philip stuck in the body bag not knowing what the hell’s going on. I guess they didn’t have the right papers or he was an unscheduled dead body. Oh well I guess I’ll just wait and see what happens next with the morgue adventures.

Nice hat Will. Okay he’s grown on me and I like Mia too although I wish she’d just tell the truth because she isn’t giving Will credit. I think he could deal with it. They are kind of reminding me of Bo and Hope since she called him Horton. I guess they are going to be the new hot teen couple during the summer months. Well I’m enjoying Sami and Rafe for sure and anytime you get Galen out of his shirt is just dandy with me. And let Eric get his shirt off too since Brady should be shirtless too.

Well at least Bridget decided to let Nick has his beer. Wine is fine? Real good one Bridget I think I’ll go get some red wine. Nah on the other hand maybe not. Let the guy has his beer and was it just me or did it take too long for him to get his shirt off? Her dress was off pretty quick and hello the commercial ends and the two of them are in bed with not much of a view. Hello Nicky’s a cutie so I want to see him even though Owen would be my favorite although the pickings are pretty slim which is strange since this is supposed to be LA.

Thorne came out of the basement with what’s her name. I know she’s one of Stephanie’s kids but no clue what the name is although she was on Ghost Whisperer. I wonder if they were kidding about going over to Jackie M. Well at least they got out for a little while so it was minimal Boob today which is good because I don’t really like him in large doses. He is a boob after all in case you haven’t gotten the memo yet. Someone should do a Boob count on how many times I call him Boob.

They want her to stop because Dad is all bummed out but at least he doesn’t look all constipated like he has been. But oopsie it looks like Stephanie went in over her head and ended up giving Bill some ammo although I have no clue what this secret is. Does it have to do with that guy that Eric was talking to and that Stephanie talked to and asked about his family? Is Eric hiring illegals? Is that the big secret? Maybe Americans don’t know how to cut properly. I know I don’t but that could have to do with making do with right handed scissors when I’m left handed. For all I know I might suck at cutting even with scissors for my left hand. I would have said right hand but that would have been confusing because I wouldn’t have been referring to my right hand only to the hand that’s my good hand I guess you could say instead of right when I’m talking left and escape this sentence before anyone else get confused.

Donna should just shut up because who is she to talk about sense after all she thought that was a good outfit to wear. She does have an idea but I’m thinking Eric wouldn’t think that sex could get them out of this mess. Someone needs to just smack him around a bit. I wonder what Stephanie will do now that she knows she’s been played. Well it had to happen at some point after all she can get pretty cocky and full of herself always telling people what to do and now she’s screwed but might I add that damn that’s a good view of Bill when he turned towards the window. Like you weren’t checking out his ass too. Bless the creator of those jeans. Thumbs up!

Things are really getting to Warren and of course the calls where no one says anything along with all the signs declaring him a murderer are enough to send a guy over the edge. Of course he’s totally guilty although I’m not sure what Tony thought Calvin would do since he’s not a cop anymore. I just want to slap Sasha for being such an idiot,

Poor Spencer is a complete innocent in this whole mess so I feel bad for him. He of course thinks that everyone is lying and he’s confused about why people are being so mean to Warren. Of course Warren ends up lashing out at Spencer and Spencer does stand up to him which lands him a smack. Bad Warren how could you hit this sweet guy that you claim to love like a brother? Spencer left but luckily Calvin found him and took him back to his place. Sure Warren loves him but he isn’t equipped to deal with Spencer especially with that wicked temper of his.

Since Clare is coming back which I’m really looking forward to I have to wonder if she might be the one behind the signs and the calls. But Calvin did throw that phone away so maybe he did some calling of his own to help send the guy over the edge. Hollyoaks isn’t a friendly town when dealing with criminals and sadly the loved ones end up getting screwed over too. Look at what happened to Russ’s family they were all but driven out of town although Russ managed to survive although I guess he’s gone now and what a lame exit that was. He was there one day and gone the next.