Dishing The Soaps!

Uh oh it looks like you go insane if you hang out in a mortuary as shown by Owen’s dad. Does he have a name yet? He’s nuts isn’t he? Oh how sad that Mason Capwell turned inside. It makes me wonder about Owen’s brother which sort of caused me to have a Charmed moment but hey my brain works in strange ways. He was certainly all worked up about a stiff arriving. Hello he’s in a morgue so wouldn’t bodies be coming out of his ears so to speak? And what’s up with the cremation? That’s not good at all.

I thought he was going to open the bag which would have been a bit awkward. Who knows what Crazy Dad would do if someone popped out of the bag. He might go even more crazy. Until I know his name I’ll just call him Crazy Dad. I don’t think he has a name at least I don’t think he does. I’m sure he does but I certainly don’t know it and let’s move on to another sentence already shall we? I bet those two guys were making fun of Crazy Dad when they left although crazy in the morgue might just be the norm after all there was Crazy Morgue Lady and now there’s Crazy Dad.

Mia and Will are pretty cute. I have to say that her cousin Jamie is coming off as a total bitch. I’m pretty sure that having a baby made Mia realize that it’s a lot better to take things slow. They haven’t even kissed yet and if things go like they are they just might not although she did sign a three year contract which confused me because the show only got an eighteen month one. What is that about? Maybe Maggie will let her move in but at some point the truth about her having a baby has to come out because it should and I want that cow Nicole to get what’s coming to her.

Sure Victor’s nuts but he’s entertaining. So Chloe is now the Village Slut or is it Town Slut? I think Victor used both and it certainly didn’t help that Kate found her in Daniel’s arms. Daniel’s skating on thin ice after all Victor did cut off Brady although Brady should be fine since he must have a trust fund since Daddy is major big bucks. No one else is blaming Brady although Victor is being stupid about the whole Brady thing. Bad Brady wanting to protect your family. And him saying Brady’s dead to him is just stupid after all look what happened after Stefano said that to Tony the guy died. Does Victor want that? I know I don’t since I want Brady around and what’s up with getting locked in a crypt again? At least there isn’t a creepy creature running around like in Harmony.

I wonder if Phillip will be able to get out of the drawer. He just might find himself black and blue because Crazy Dad kept smacking him so right on Phillip for staying quiet although you might have given him a heart attack by telling him to stop. I don’t get the way Victor’s mind works. He wants to blame Brady but he’s the idiot that kidnapped Stefano and had EJ captive and didn’t kill them both. That would have resolved it once and for all and while they were at it they could have killed Nicole too. But no he let Elvis go which was the big mistake. He just want someone to blame when the blame really goes to him and it didn’t help that Owen is crazy like his father? Is the brother the only sane one in the family?

I wonder if anyone will find Melanie’s name tag? That was smart but someone might just think it’s trash. No one knows about Brady and Melanie going off with Phillip to try to get Stephanie. I just want to smack Stephanie. Call out Phillip’s name you dummy. He might start going crazy himself and think the drawer’s haunted or something. I’m thinking there isn’t a handle inside because no one would be trying to get out so how in the hell will Phillip get out of the drawer without getting embalmed or cremated.

It is official I now like Melanie. It was amusing when she was talking to whoever was buried there. It must be nice being rich and able to afford your own crypt but I’m thinking people aren’t visiting and there two more people are possibly moving in permanently. I don’t want Brady dead and egads I never thought I’d say it but I want Melanie to stick around too. I kind of figured she wouldn’t be able to get any reception with her phone. Maybe she could send a text? Does that require less effort? Help trapped in crypt. Send help ASAP.

Poor Hannah! She should offer to take a lie detector test so they know she’s telling the truth. I just smack to smack Ass which is what Ash shall be called from now on. He’s just a horrible excuse for a human agreeing to tell Suzanne the truth and then lying saying that Hannah was mentally ill. Hello who was the one that was so pathetic he fixed the bike which backfired on him and sent Hannah to the hospital because she was nearly killed? Of course this doesn’t surprise me after all someone that would hide food in a person’s room that suffers from an eating disorder is just evil.

Sasha is stupid and I’m not really surprised that she knows the truth. Oh yes make excuses for him and maybe one day you too can end up in a pine box or maybe dug in some shallow grave somewhere. I just want to slap some sense into that girl but I don’t think she has any left. Hell even Spencer knew to leave and I’m glad that Calvin took him in. He needs to have someone that won’t flip out all the time like Warren who has one hell of a temper.

Justin is in quite a bind with the Warren sitch. He wants to get away from it but Warren just won’t let go and even threatened Hannah. Isn’t she having enough of a bad time with her family not believing her about the food? He wants Justin to burn The Loft down. I guess he wants the insurance money so he can take off somewhere. It looks like Justin will have to do it but maybe he could just flip on Warren and get immunity after all he knows about the Sean thing at least. That certainly doesn’t endear him to the Ashworth clan.