Dishing The Soaps!

I don’t blame Hannah for being grumpy with everyone on her case. What does she have to do to show them that Ass is an ass and that she didn’t hide that food? With the way they’re treating her they’d be the ones driving her over the edge. Okay maybe she shouldn’t have made that remark about a tic tac and a sick bag but come on. Rhys isn’t exactly the best judge of anyone.

Hannah gets ambushed by her family thanks to Rhys and his stupidity. Hello he’s the one that fell under the spell of Ash. The poor girl should never have mentioned the Ass mess since that just seemed to make things worse. Yeah Rhys the problem would be you causing trouble where there actually isn’t any because of that stupid Ass. I’m pretty sure Ass would be all too willing to turn up to take her back if she suddenly developed a brain injury. I just want to smack him since he’s just evil. So I’ve got Boob on one side and Ass on the other with all his assery while the other has boobery.

Okay am I being a dumb American by not knowing what in the hell Ste was talking about Manchester’s filing cabinet being sorted. Huh? Is this another one of those moments that goes whoosh over my head because I’m just too dumb to get it? It could be the language difference since I’m not fluent in British since I speak American which can be very different.

Very good Sasha finding a suitcase and a ticket to Rio and she comes to the conclusion that Warren is going on a trip. She’s quick isn’t she? And why did Yvonne think Sasha was the cleaning lady? She certainly didn’t like Sean did she? No they aren’t lies if they are the truth. Does Warren actually believe his own lies now?  Well at least her eyes are finally being opened? You mean nothing to him you dummy.

Oh yes you can trust Warren with his eyes all wide open like that declaring Calvin a liar. Oops Darren’s little secret is out of the bag. Warren is totally losing it though. Well yes Warren you are a liar but nice touch using the dirt you knew on them by calling them villains and thieves to try to take the heat off yourself but that doesn’t make you less of a killer.

Well Jack of course isn’t too happy to find out that Darren arranged Jake confessing to Sean’s murder. He isn’t a bad guy really but he’s made some seriously stupid decisions and this just might be the one that causes him to lose his family. Calm down Jack you just might have a heart attack with all that yelling. Okay I want to smack Darren a bit too for selling out his brother but Jake is all crazy so while it was wrong it made a kind of sense in a wrong kind of way if that makes any sense at all.

Well I’m glad to see Carmel and Calvin talking. So the fingers are crossed that they get back together. Did she skin Cousin Itt? What is that thing she’s wearing? Maybe it talks. That is one ugly jacket. At least it gives me a giggle since I expect it to start squeaking or whatever the hell he did when he talked.

Hannah wants to run off with Justin. I don’t really blame her with her family going all crazy. Suffocating her isn’t going to be a help. And if he does torch the place he will get five grand. But will he do it? And will Rhys let her leave since he’s the one that is really pushing this thing? Sure he’s worried about her but come on he’s going on Ass’s word and the guy has already proved himself to be twisted when he fixed the bike. Shouldn’t Rhys hate the guy for putting his sister in the hospital regardless of whether or not he meant to actually hurt anyone?

Okay I get Sasha staying outside since she’s stupid and in love with Warren even though she knows the truth. Oh he didn’t mean it. Is that what she want written on her tombstone? He didn’t mean to kill me. He really did love me. And oops to say that to Louise’s mother was utterly brilliant. Yes she’s going to take that really well. But why would Darren show up? Okay Warren spilled the beans about the Jake thing but if there was a fight between the two we all know who would win and that would be Warren.

Warren was worried enough to have a bat with him which wasn’t such a good idea. If you have a bat make sure to keep an eye on it at all times otherwise someone might just grab it and smack you upside the head with it. Well the notes said his days were numbered so I wouldn’t be surprised if Clare is behind this. All I know is that she’s going to be back and she isn’t all warm and fuzzy when it comes to Warren. Will she kill him? I guess I’ll just have to keep watching to find out and ding dong the bitch is back or soon will be.