Dishing The Soaps!

Oh yes Theresa make sure to check the hair first thing after all you don’t want to be wandering around in the woods with a severe case of bedhead. She goes outside I’m guessing to take a pee but oops there’s someone out there since there’s a tent there along with a flag. I thought he was carrying a flag. Oh yes camping with a flag is fun nope I hate camping not even if there’s a flag.

Okay I’ll admit to some issues with some people with their accents but I did figure out that Gilly’s sporting a new hairdo. Hello Gilly maybe it will help me understand you better. That new guy I’m having trouble with. I’m not sure what Charlotte called him either. Oh well new dude there must be some story with that reaction Lydia gave and did he call he Gracie?

Anita decides she wants to start dating Ricky. Why not he’s really sweet? Sure he’s fuzzy but he is a sweet kid and hey it doesn’t suck when the guy tells you you’re gorgeous. And of course Theresa has Newt which Lauren just found out. For some reason she thought Newt was her boyfriend. I guess him calling her his best friend translated to her as girlfriend. Well there’s always Wade althoug he’s a bit strange.

I wonder why Newt decided to look through Wade’s stuff. He found a bunch of girls stuff. Maybe he likes dressing in them after all look at Kris he likes to mix things up so maybe Wade is the same way although you have to wonder about some dude that just shows up in the woods carrying a bag full of girls clothes. Could they be trophies?

Pace yourself Josh because no one wants to be riding the porcelain bus. Gilly is a nice guy and there’s nothing wrong with that. Hopefully this new guy I think his name is Dave isn’t a bad influence on him. See Josh you have friends. He was complaining about his lack but hey you’ve got Gilly and this new guy. It beats imaginary friends because they can be quite pesky and oh so demanding.

Hayley and Rhys have a little fun with each other butting in when the other has a guy or girl interested. She didn’t seem all that upset. I do have to wonder where she got that thong from. Well it looks like these two might finally get together. Sure he’s been a jackass but he does like the girl.

That was a pretty sad slap Lauren. Oh that’s a good idea running off into the woods although those woods don’t seem all that scary. Will she got lost? Will Wade do something creepy? Who knows? I have no clue why he has that stuff in his bag. Why didn’t anyone ask him? Come on Newt ask after all you’re the one that snooped and found that stuff. It isn’t nice to poke around in other peoples stuff.

Thank you for giving me my demand to see Owen shirtless which helps when watching the continuing saga of Boob, Boobess, and Brooke. I still find it hard to believe that Boobess didn’t realize that Boob was high on the pills. Come on that’s pretty weak so by definition she did kind of rape him since he wasn’t able to say yes. So Brooke is right to blame her but guess what Boob is to blame too so come on slap Boob and pull  Boobess’s hair or something. I was hopiong for something exciting and I just bet Stephanie was hiding someone eavesdropping on the whole thing.

Oh Stephanie you can be such a hypocrite at times when the ironic thing is that you and Brooke are a lot alike. Of course she wouldn’t want anyone to say that but she is. Okay Boobess isn’t a tramp? Well she certainly did take advantage of the sitch and Boob did nothing to stop it before it reached that point because he wanted those damn pills. I think I want a bottle myself. I wonder if it blocks out the heat and clears up funky skin conditions.

The two couples still have no clue about the other being on the island let alone in the next room. What’s wrong with putting your clothes outside to dry? I see nothing wrong with it and Bridget noticed it was a Jackie M. Well if you own the place I’m thinking you’re going to wear your own stuff after all it’s good advertising.

Thank you for the lovely shot of him in the towel so there was a lot of shirtless Oweny goodness during this episode which I really needed since I was getting a headache from all the other crap. Hmm that phone call sort of makes me think he just might be in love with Jackie since he said he only wanted to do it the once unless he’s planning to kill her for her money. It didn’t sound sinister and give me a shirtless Owen and I’m content and will even put up with Boob and Boobess overload.

I guess the doctors playing golf doesn’t extend to girls. Shouldn’t she know how to play golf already? Isn’t that a requirement on becoming a doctor? Maybe that’s why she quit because she couldn’t get the hang of golf. At least they weren’t wearing those stupid golf outfits. What is up with that anyway? Do you really need to wear something so silly when golfing? I guess they do that to make such a boring game less boring.

And hello what’s up with Boobess’s shirt which I didn’t mention yesterday but it was quite painful and did I see nipples too? I wasn’t looking but they just kind of jumped out at me. That was such a horrible shirt. No wonder I have a headache. Okay the weather is frying my brain too and that excitement I’ll be babbling about later in my oh so exciting blog where I’m going to be quite busy.

It looks like it just might be the end of Boob and Brooke. I say throw him out and find someone else instead but this wouldn’t exactly be the first time either one of them has cheated right? I’ve never liked the idiot so it’s not like I kept track and I’m only recently watching again and besides that means thinking which is just going to make my head hurt so I’ll just drool over Owen for a while and have non thoughts.

Well that’s just weird having Sami and Nicole in the same room without any bloodshed. While it is nice of Nicole to do this for Sami she of course has her reasons but Sami’s so grateful that she isn’t really thinking too much about it even when Nicole tells her to have Rafe stop snooping around. I say continue snooping Rafe since no one else seems to be doing anything.

Hey isn’t that the same damn judge that sentenced Sami to death row? I don’t like her and hey it looks like she’s in the Dimera pocket. Since her life was threatened I’m thinking Sami’s screwed and curse you once again Victor for not taking them out when you had the perfect opportunity. No Victor I’m not letting that go. Sociopath? Oh really? Since when is a mother wanting to protect her child a sociopath? I just wanted to slap her for being so stupid because she was standing right in front of the true sociopaths. Sami better not have Mickey for a lawyer. Is there another lawyer in this damn town? What about Victor’s lawyers? He must have some good ones on retainer somewhere. Maybe Phillip could slip her the numbers without involving Victor or maybe Brady could help out with that. Too bad Ethan isn’t around to help her out but nope that was another town even though this Brady looks so much like him and he’s even a leftie too and that Rafe guy looks so much like Luis.

Damn Ari that’s a big purse to forget. I don’t think I’d forget that I wasn’t carrying that thing around. I wonder what she has inside. She could be toting around heads for all we know since that purse looks pretty roomy. I guess it was bound to happen but I guess I don’t totally hate her anywhere. Now I’m not saying I love her but I don’t have the desire to drive a stake through her heart either. Oh wait that’s how to deal with something else so never mind.

Brady looks like he’s trying to figure out why Rafe seems so damn familiar. Hey did you ever live in Harmony? Yes why? Oh that’s where I know you from we were best friends in another life. Maybe he needs to lay off the coffee but at least nothing was spilled on him on second thought maybe that isn’t such a good thing because that would get his shirt off. What like I’m the only one wanting that and hey you join in too Rafe.

I wonder if Rafe will be forced to tell Sami who Emily is now that she’s seen him putting flowers on her grave. Nothing was shown but the name so there’s no way to know if she was a child or a woman he loved. He told Ari that he wasn’t going to tell Sami about her but hey looks like there’s no choice now since she spotted you when she was visiting Grace’s grave. I just want him to bring down the Dimeras and bust Nicole since that would be nice and hey it would be fun to see EJ insane after all I’m sure his hair would go all crazy and he’d be doing a lot of hand gestures. I can’t be the only one mocking him or am I?

Of course the two couples end up in the same hotel with adjoining suites. Hey did that guy call himself Chaka? He’s named after that furry thing on Land Of The Lost. Okay I’m not sure about the spelling but I think I’m pretty close and it’s not like spell check will help me out and the one here is just weird because it doesn’t like apostrophes which could be the reason people don’t use it. And there’s plaid porn and Hawaiin shirt porn. Okay someone’s being a bad influence so it’s slipped past Supernatural and into other things.

I wanted Nicky in that hat and I got my wish. What was she thinking? Actually he looked better in the hat. I don’t remember being forced to wear a crazy hat when I went to Hawaii. Jackie had a crazy hat too. He got coach tickets which didn’t set well with Jackie so she had them travel in style. I guess if you can afford it why not since coach is all cramped and chances are you’re going to get stuck next to a screaming baby or someone snoring.

Since I got shirtless Owen I’ll overlook all the fake looking stuff. Oops they had no clue that the couple on the beach were none other than Owen and Jackie. Clark isn’t a very good watcher because he was clueless about Jackie’s whereabouts and once again Nicky mentioned Owen’s six pack. Is someone jealous? I wonder when they’ll run into each other. Will one of them leave the door open and go into the other room finding the other in a potentially embarrassing sitch although if the shirt is off I’m okay with that. Hey anything to enjoy the yummy Owen even if you have to wonder about him but it’s not like he knew Nick was going there or did he? I have to wonder about that but it is possible he didn’t.

Boob was on and he was determined to tell Brooke about him and  Boobess. It was interesting how he first said they had sex and then said it again but said they made love. So which was it Boob? Are you lying about things being fuzzy or has the fuzz lifted? Boobess doesn’t want Boob to tell because of course she’s afraid of Brooke coming in and doing who knows what. Do I smell a potential cat fight coming up? I just don’t get it. It’s not like Boob is someone worth fighting over because he doesn’t really know what he wants. I think he wants the both of them and enjoys having these two fighting over him. Why they do is beyond me because I find Boob as appealing as having my fingernails ripped off.

Well yes Josh you are a complete muppet and before that you were a hobbit. Rhys ends up forgiving him but of course Rhys being Rhys ends up mucking things up even more when he kisses a girl in his attempt to get the drunk girl to leave with his tongue. Way to go Rhys once again you get the award for being a total prat. Someone deserves a smack.

If I’m not mistaken I think that was the song from Scream at the start of the episode. Oh Theresa you really need to work on your scheming since you’re bringing shame to the McQueen name. Newt asks her to go camping with him but Theresa goofs up when she asks Anita to cover for her and guess what a group ends up going including Ricky. Oops and it turns out that he’s fifteen so he isn’t that much younger but when you’re that age it is.

Ash is such a loser not to mention a total asshole. He runs into Hannah and sweetie if you want to do some cleaning you’re free to come over if you want to practice for Olympic Cleaning and acts like a total jackass.  He thinks she’ll come to her senses and take him back. Of course he’s too stupid and full of himself to even pay attention to the fact that no one likes him. Oh yes nearly killing her and lying about her eating disorder are two things any girl would love to have when it comes to having a boyfriend. Someone should tape him and play back all the nasty things he says.

Zoe and Nancy try to cheer her up by taking her out but of course Ass comes in and ruins things. He tries to act like she’s the crazy one but I’m proud of her for telling him off and shoving food in his face and tossing the drink in his face. He is just awful and I was hoping for a slap or maybe a kick to the crotch but the important thing is that she told him off. The dude is such a loser so he enjoys bullying people so he can feel better about himself. Gee no wonder no one likes him.

Ricky brings the largest tent I’ve ever seen and the girls end up in the tiny one. Why didn’t he let them have it? Theresa and Newt had a close call since they were snogging but Theresa pulled away before Lauren saw them. Theresa wants to go to Newt so she leaves the tent pretending she has to wee which is British for pee. Man I hate camping and not a toilet to be found or toilet paper for that matter. She goes into the tend but oops she ends up going to the wrong sleeping bag since it turns out to be Ricky.

Ricky sort of blackmails them so they have to pretend to like him in the hopes that Anita will start liking him and want her for her boyfriend. She does like him but she’s freaked about the age thing. The other two  end up in the tent too and hell it was even raining. The ending was weird because someone showed up outside and they were shown with slashes through them implying someone’s going to die or maybe it was just a tie in with the story Newt told but there was someone outside the tent but I have no clue who it is.

1. Lots of people talk to themselves so I don’t feel as bad about doing it. If it’s good enough for them why not me too?

2. When twins are involved there tends to be an evil one. Well okay Sami was never evil and thank the Gods that on that day I found Days because of course without that I wouldn’t have found this boy until much later which would be cruel. Shh don’t tell anyone about that.

 3. Don’t worry if you have one eye because you can have an eye put in while you go undercover and get your sexy patch back once you’re done.

 4. It is possible to be possessed by Satan just ask Marlena.

 5. You can survive getting struck by lightning just ask Stefano although I wouldn’t recommend you do after all he’s evil and just might kill you for kicks.

 6. You might not be who you think you are. Yes poor John Black thought he was Roman Brady for all those years until the real one came back. It must really suck to have a chip in your head just ask John or Hope.

 7. Not all but it seems like a lot of rich people are just evil. Look at the Dimera family or the Crane family. Sure Alistair is finally dead but still Stefano lingers around like the damn Energizer Bunny since he keeps going and going. He needs to be taken out please and the quicker the better.

 8. You don’t have to worry about laundry because you never wear the same outfit twice which must be really nice. I guess they get their clothes free or something.

 9. If there’s no body or the body is switched chances are really good that the person isn’t dead. I’ve lost track of how many times that’s happened.

10. In the case of identical twins one of them might go insane or hell even resort to murder like Derek did. Poor Ben but at least he got the girl in the end.

11. The crazy lazy next door just might be a witch spying on you with her magic bowl and that doll might not be a doll at all but her little sidekick.

12. If you’re rich you can get away with anything including blinding a priest.

13. Watch out for girls that don’t talk expect in their Aunt’s ear because they just might turn out to be a killer like Viki did.

14. Someone you know might show two very different sides of themselves. Be leery of people that are never seen together like Vincent and Valerie since they might turn out to be the same person.

I just couldn’t resist this picture since he’s just so darn adorable. I do wonder what he did with Sami since she was determined to grab the kids and go. Maybe he put some pills in tea which allowed him to go out and go to the church followed by a trip to Nicole’s. I’m glad he’s suspicious of her since he should be after all she’s hiding a pretty big secret. I really want it to come out because EJ going all crazy is something to look forward to not to mention the mocking I’m sure to get out of it and think of the potential hair flappery.

Good cover though with the apology and bringing Johnny his favorite book. Just because he’s stuck in that horrible place doesn’t mean he should be without his favorite book although I haven’t seen the laughing penguin. Where did those things go after all Rafe nearly got killed getting those things and they really haven’t been seen since. So stay suspicious of her Rafe and don’t let her fool you. I just wish he’d notice how much Sydney looks like Sami but of course he’s broken up about Grace so I guess I can’t expect him to wonder why this baby looks so much like Sami.

I just wanted to smack Nathan for being such an ass. You don’t jump to conclusions especially when you don’t even know the whole story. He just heard the name and that was enough but Maggie set him straight. I guess he can be forgiven but I have to admit that I was glad that Melanie made the boy squirm a bit first. Well he did stick his foot in his mouth big time. She didn’t do anything wrong since Nick’s the one that totally went off the rails. I have to say that I would prefer a match with these two since Brady is  better as a surrogate big  brother. Besides I wouldn’t having Brady to myself so back off Melanie. I’m just glad he believed Melanie when she said the pills belonged to a friend since that’s often used as a lame cover when you’re really talking about yourself.

So Melanie went over to Stephanie’s to see how she was and to return the pills. Maybe I’m just being odd but I found it strange that Stephanie had a nightmare and decided to do her hair the same way that she had it in the nightmare. That just struck me as strange. She told Melanie that Phillip didn’t know which led to Melanie asking Nathan if she should tell the fiancee that her friend was taking these pills and since Salem is such a small place she runs into Phillip at the pub.

Speaking of running into Chloe and Lucas were at the pier which is odd. I guess they like using that place a lot and wham Chloe who wasn’t paying attention smacked right into Daniel. I swear I thought he was going to grab her boobs.  Now this would be what Theresa would call Fate because she doesn’t belong with Lucas. I always find it stupid when two people are together like this which was something that drove me nuts about Gwen and Ethan for all those years. I hope this doesn’t turn out the same way. I guess they were walking but maybe they should get one of those cart things to put all those packages in or hell why not have them delivered to the house. Lucas goes off because he’s meeting Phillip.

Phillip asks Lucas to be his best man but Lucas turns him down but it’s because of Victor being so nasty to Chloe. He even told him about Victor calling her the Town Slut. Was it just me because I found it amusing? Well I did start watching again after that time off and I won’t even get started about the cancellation and found them doing it in the elevator which was just all kinds of odd. Well he could always ask Bo or maybe Austin will come back. Or he could ask Carl his goon to stand up for him.

Kate of course is up to no good since she was playing around with that recording of Daniel’s voice. Boy was that stupid of him not to notice? If someone is shoving their purse in front of you be careful about what you’re saying or bust the person on the spot because hello you’re being recorded. So now she’s making it look like he said I love Chloe when he was really saying he loved his job. Although Chloe has been annoying and I used to like her before I was proud of her for telling off Kate who wanted her to come running.

Oh how I’ve missed Myra. To get her attention along with Mercedes just mention the free bar and they’re there. Hell I want to be there too but I think I’d have a bit of a problem getting there unless I find a portal to drop me into Hollyoaks. Of course Michaela just said that some they’d go and Zak would have people there for him.

It’s easy to forget that Rhys was in school too so I wonder about how he graduated. They certainly have funny things that weren’t quite robes. They were more like capes on the way to becoming robes if that makes any sense at all. Is Elliot not graduating? I guess not. And how I adore Kris leave it to him to come up with that plan to get back at that sleazy Professor. Talk about fitting throwing crap on him and I do mean literally.

Since Zoe didn’t tell her folks that she wasn’t graduating Archie tried to help which he should after all he’s the one that screwed things up for her. Couldn’t she just take the class over again? Boy they’re harsh in England if that would prevent her from getting a degree. He drops to the ground when he’s I’m not feeling good bit doesn’t work. Next Myra comes overs and drops down to the ground to give him CPR after all she saw it done on TV. That was funny and I needed a pick me up about that crappy news and I won’t even get into that. He calls her a troll and makes a miraculous recovery.

Professor Asshole shows up and busts Zoe about not graduating. Did I mention I can’t stand that guy? Not even the accent can help him. And this is after getting a I’m thinking necklace or something. Hell I never got anything for a graduation present. Okay I never graduated from college but I did from high school which should have at least scored me something a book perhaps or maybe a pony but no I got nada and wasn’t even told I graduated.

Mum Fisher comes to Kris’s graduation along with Malachy where she finally meets Mrya. She mentioned a serial killer with the same name. Was there a serial killer named Myra? No clue but I do know that women serial killers are pretty damn rare unless they’re less rare in England. Myra hooted when Zak got his degree. I just love her so I was glad to see her again after her not being around for so long.

Caleb did end up showing up and I have to wonder if his tie shrunk in the wash or something. It looked silly to me or maybe that was just  me. He apologized for the way he’d been acting and implied it was because of nerves since he’s being sent back to Afghanistan. I hope he’s not really like that because he’s been absolutely horrible and punching Ravi was so out of order. He was all full of himself thinking Ravi would want him. He could so do better so hopefully that was just the fear turning him into a King Size Jackass. He tells Zak and Hayley goodbye pretending that he isn’t scared and leaves.

Now the end really got me since I certainly didn’t see that coming. I’m sure Mercedes and Myra were bummed about no free bar to enjoy which is the only reason they came. So color me surprised at the end when you see a guy who at first I thought was Rhys thinking he patched things up with Hayley although it’s really Josh she should be mad at and not Rhys. It was an understandable mistake since you just see the back of the head and the guy has dark hair. He turns over and hello that’s Archie. I’m thinking he’s at the dorm because of the tiny bed but surprise right next to him is Myra of all people. I really didn’t expect that at all but it did perk me up. And I thought she liked Mike although I think she scared him when she started throwing chocolate around the house to get the rat back so she could keep staying at his place. So much for being a troll unless in British that’s a good thing to be called. It could be after all I’m not fluent in British since my first language is American.

Hmm if I’m not mistaken this would be the boys first scene together with actual talking. They might have been in the same scene before although I’m not so sure about that but I’m pretty sure they’ve never spoken. I don’t blame Mia for hugging the both of them since they are hot. Oh to be surrounded by these boys wouldn’t be such a bad thing. I did notice she didn’t hug the priest. Oh Mia you hug slut you.

I am a bit confused didn’t Rafe go into the kitchen or something telling Sami to stay put and now he’s at the church? Did I miss something? I’m pretty sure this is the very next episode unless there was a special one that I missed because I’m not cool enough. Nope this would be the right one since Stephanie was still lying outside after she fell. Good thing Daniel was there to see Victor because who knows how long it would be before Henderson found her and for some reason that just strikes me as a bit creepy. Remember don’t take your pills before swimming. Oops she took too many pills what a shocker for someone that doesn’t like pills. She did leave them behind and Melanie found them.

Oh poor Melanie. If you actually read my babbling about Days you’ll know that I wasn’t all that fond of her at first but she’s grown on me. Nathan doesn’t know the whole story so he has no idea what his I guess that would be cousin did to her. Hope got interrupted so the next time he saw her he wasn’t so friendly. Nick just went off the rails big time much like Silver did although she didn’t actually kill anyone like Nick did and I thought he was in a psych ward and not prison.

Oops Sierra nearly left her bear behind and once again Bo got that vision of him finding Sierra’s bear I think Tommy’s his name at the park. Don’t forget your bear and remember to hold onto Mommy’s hand for that matter. That was sweet how she brought flowers to Zack’s grave and sure enough the little guy himself turned up to warn Bo about Sierra not leaving her teddy bear. It seemed important like her life would be in danger or something if she left him behind. Well that’s one hell of a bear.

Apparently Hope’s very large donation was outed since she was in the paper which isn’t good. Hey Hope do you think you could give me $500,000 too or hell how about a thousand bucks? And someone was looking at the picture so it doesn’t look good for Hope. Haven’t they screwed with her enough? Leave the poor girl alone and bug someone else for a change. It seemed sinister so I wonder what’s up with that. Is there another kidnapping? Hasn’t she met her quota for a lifetime? Not to mention she’s had the chip in the head and brainwashing thing so I think she’s more than earned a shot at living peacefully unless this is a way to get rid of her. I wonder if it ties in to that vision Bo had.

So Victor’s proud of Phillip but he wants to keep both Bo and Stephanie in the dark about the business. Stephanie heard this. Hey Phillip you sort of lied about Stephanie.  She’s lying because she’s scared but she really does want to help Sami get Johnny back. I feel for the girl. Sure I’ve mocked her when she would break up and then go back to him but she’s been through a lot. At least now she has a good excuse to be all scatter brained. And I wish someone would come up with a family tree so I can figure out once and for all how much Stephanie and Phillip are related. They have to be at least in a little way because Bo is Phillip’s half brother and Kayla is his half sister so there’s some percentage but I’m thinking it’s lower like maybe twenty-five percent or something. Some version of cousin I would think but no one mentions the almost incestyness of their relationship.

Okay I guess I was so stunned about Nicole doing something nice that I didn’t stop to think further and realize that helping Sami actually helps her too. If Sami gets Johnny back Nicole figures that she’s in the clear regarding Sydney since no one knows not even Brady that Sami’s the real mother. I do think she really feels for Sami because this is something you wouldn’t wish on anyone unless you’re Stefano or hell I’ll put EJ in the same category since he’s proven that he’s a coldhearted son of a bitch. And what is she doing butting in with Ari and Brady. It’s not like they’re a couple although they are friends. See this is why I kind of wish it was Lindsay playing the role so I’d get to enjoy Lindsay and Eric again since I still feel a bit cheated about Ethan and Theresa even though they did finally get married in the last episode of Passions.

I wonder if I’m the only one that finds it odd that there’s coffee at the reception. The reception has been longer than the actual wedding. At least Boob didn’t have a fit when he saw Steffy and Rick together. Boobess seems to be a bit better with things and hell she has no right to judge anyone herself after her night with Boob. Why she told Stephanie is beyond me but I guess it’s because she’s her best friend. So it looks like Steffy and Rick aren’t going to be having sex. I wonder how long that will last but hey if they can pull it off they might actually prove to people that they are serious about each other.

Boob of course was being a Boob but I’ll give him credit for not throwing another tantrum. This is likely the one and only time I’ll actually have something nice to say about the guy. I do wonder why Boobess was there. Boob I get since he’s Nicky’s brother who I just might start calling Booby if he keeps acting like an idiot. Who knows it might be Boob and Booby along with Boobess. Brook so far has managed to elude a potential Boob name and actually I have no idea what to call her if she reaches that status since Booby just hit me when I was watching today. I just thought hey I think I might end up calling you Booby. So Boob wants to tell Brook about the night he spent with Boobess. Oh that should be all kinds of fun.

Nicky and Bridget slip away and he tells her once they’re on the plane that they’re going to Hawaii. Before he leaves he asks Clark to keep an eye on Owen. Hey sweetie I’ll keep an eye on Owen myself and hope for many topless scenes. Oops did I just say that? It was interesting when Owen gave Jackie a surprise which turned out to be plane tickets to Hawaii. That looks a wee bit suspicious although I have to wonder how he could have found out about Nick going there and why he’d want to go there when Nick’s there. It could be a coincidence after all Hawaii isn’t that far from LA but like Buffy believes there’s no such thing as coincidence so maybe this is a bit fishy.

It is possible that he doesn’t know Nick made honeymoon plans there because it just doesn’t make sense. If he’s really a gold digger this could be a way to get married to Jackie so he wouldn’t want Nick around so I’m just thinking this is a coincidence. Well if there’s a beach I’m hoping Owen dresses the part so I can enjoy the pretty. Will they meet in Hawaii? Well maybe they won’t end up on the same island but they probably will.

Thorne and Felicia tell Eric that they’re leaving the company. I guess they’re tired of being in the basement. The basement isn’t so bad after all I would know. They really need to get lives although I still don’t know where this Felicia chick came from. I’ve never seen her before although I do know Thorne. Well it’s not like she was ever mentioned it when I watched before although Thorne’s been around but sadly he has no life. What happened to Darla anyway? Is she dead or something? I think the last time I watched before I started watching again they were together and she was having a baby at least I think so.