Jun 17 2009
Hold The Marshmallows
Okay I managed to resist singing that song because that would be scary and wrong. Me singing should be against the law or should require some drinks first but I just happen to love NIN so of course the urge to sing along was there confirming that I’m just a wee bit strange. I’m still trying to get that dreadful taste out of my mouth. Why can’t they have good flavors for aspirin instead of that nasty chalky taste if you’re an idiot like I was not getting to a drink quick enough. Sure some can be swallowed easily without the drink but these aren’t them but I did get them for ninety-nine cents so I guess I shouldn’t complain too much. I’m just glad to see Kris on.
Oh yes I don’t want the marshmallows either but I do like the dusting of cinnamon but wait that was some sort of coffee whatever so I’m not interested so I’ll stick with cinnamon toast and now I want cinnamon or a dusting of it on french toast sounds good too. Maybe they should reconsider the name although at least Hayley’s trying to get the money together unlike Rhys who is just going back to being an idiot again. Sure you don’t like Hayley at all. You just accidentally fell onto her lips since that wasn’t your idea to snog. Nice apology oh what nope it wasn’t.
Ravi and Ash are amusing me and yes I’m actually using his name for a change instead of the one I gifted him with. I don’t want to touch your sandwich. Keep on mocking him Ravi since I’m amused. I’m sure he could talk him since Ash is so cocky and arrogant that it would be easy to take him. Didn’t anyone ever tell you that desperate is a turn off dude? Was Lauren suggesting Ravi kill Ash?
That’s funny how Lauren tells Anita not to meet Ricky who used a fake picture too since I looked at that one and realized that wasn’t the kid that saw Theresa snogging Newt. She should be all over the weird thing but she’s right after all the kid wasn’t honest either. Okay maybe Lauren had a point about Ravi and Ash not getting in line or the cue as the Brits say or That just confuses me because cue is something else entirely. Isn’t it that little thing you put your stick in when you play pool or the other cue for actors where one actor says something and hello you’re up next type of thing.
Ash is such a moron. Maybe I should combine ass and moron together although I don’t make a habit of doing that but he’s being such a moron. Don’t insult your employees otherwise they’re going to leave and go the way of deadbeats. He’s going to have one hell of a time getting people to work for him and hell even his brother doesn’t want to work for him. He needs to come down to Earth and realize he isn’t some God which is what he seems to think he is. Reminds me a bit of Caesar on Xena all arrogant although he doesn’t have the bowl hairdo.
Did Josh rob a restaurant? That looks like a tablecloth he’s wearing as a shirt. Is he wearing an ascot? He’s right Rhys would sell his stuff in a heartbeat and since they need the money he should just do it. Sure Rhys will be pissed but he’ll get over it if they get anywhere with the band although the music guy doesn’t seem all that interested in The Somethings or is it the Somethings? Is there a the or not? It can be tricky to tell when you’re just hearing it if that makes anything resembling sense.
Whoops he’s 14 and two quarters which is technically a half at least according to him. Oopsie! No wonder he used another guy’s picture. Poor Anita but in time a few years won’t make a difference but come on the guy probably doesn’t even shave. That’s kind of mean wanting to spy on poor Anita. See there’s a lesson don’t hook up with a guy online because you might end up meeting either a fetus or a axe murderer. Which is worse? I’m thinking axe murder right? Oh the poor girl just can’t get a break with him following her around like a puppy. Aw the poor guy really does like her but it isn’t helping that her mates are making with the mocking so any possibility of her giving him a chance flies right out the window.
I don’t like Zak’s brother so I officially dub thee Caleb a wanker. He’s such an ass so he should get along with Ash but that’s hard to do since Ravi can’t get along with him. I don’t blame them for walking out on Ash. He really needs to work on his people skills because he’s seriously lacking them. Drunk Kris is fun so I want a drink now myself. Alas I haven’t found a portal to get to Hollyoaks where I can give a few guys a kick in the crotch and that includes you too Josh and oddly not really Rhys.
Josh is so lame wanting Hayley out of the band. Well if he does which shows how stupid he is but look at what he’s wearing which says it all he should have the balls to tell her himself. But no he’s a coward wanting to cave because of that music guy. The impression I got from him wasn’t total interest in the band. It seemed more like he was willing to give a demo a listen rather than giving them a recording contract. If Josh keeps acting so stupid there isn’t going to be a band again and this wouldn’t be the first time either.
That is a nice recap, thanks for the support.