Jun 28 2009
What I’ve Learned From Soaps
1. Lots of people talk to themselves so I don’t feel as bad about doing it. If it’s good enough for them why not me too?
2. When twins are involved there tends to be an evil one. Well okay Sami was never evil and thank the Gods that on that day I found Days because of course without that I wouldn’t have found this boy until much later which would be cruel. Shh don’t tell anyone about that.
3. Don’t worry if you have one eye because you can have an eye put in while you go undercover and get your sexy patch back once you’re done.
4. It is possible to be possessed by Satan just ask Marlena.
5. You can survive getting struck by lightning just ask Stefano although I wouldn’t recommend you do after all he’s evil and just might kill you for kicks.
6. You might not be who you think you are. Yes poor John Black thought he was Roman Brady for all those years until the real one came back. It must really suck to have a chip in your head just ask John or Hope.
7. Not all but it seems like a lot of rich people are just evil. Look at the Dimera family or the Crane family. Sure Alistair is finally dead but still Stefano lingers around like the damn Energizer Bunny since he keeps going and going. He needs to be taken out please and the quicker the better.
8. You don’t have to worry about laundry because you never wear the same outfit twice which must be really nice. I guess they get their clothes free or something.
9. If there’s no body or the body is switched chances are really good that the person isn’t dead. I’ve lost track of how many times that’s happened.
10. In the case of identical twins one of them might go insane or hell even resort to murder like Derek did. Poor Ben but at least he got the girl in the end.
11. The crazy lazy next door just might be a witch spying on you with her magic bowl and that doll might not be a doll at all but her little sidekick.
12. If you’re rich you can get away with anything including blinding a priest.
13. Watch out for girls that don’t talk expect in their Aunt’s ear because they just might turn out to be a killer like Viki did.
14. Someone you know might show two very different sides of themselves. Be leery of people that are never seen together like Vincent and Valerie since they might turn out to be the same person.
