Jun 29 2009
Open Tent
Well yes Josh you are a complete muppet and before that you were a hobbit. Rhys ends up forgiving him but of course Rhys being Rhys ends up mucking things up even more when he kisses a girl in his attempt to get the drunk girl to leave with his tongue. Way to go Rhys once again you get the award for being a total prat. Someone deserves a smack.
If I’m not mistaken I think that was the song from Scream at the start of the episode. Oh Theresa you really need to work on your scheming since you’re bringing shame to the McQueen name. Newt asks her to go camping with him but Theresa goofs up when she asks Anita to cover for her and guess what a group ends up going including Ricky. Oops and it turns out that he’s fifteen so he isn’t that much younger but when you’re that age it is.
Ash is such a loser not to mention a total asshole. He runs into Hannah and sweetie if you want to do some cleaning you’re free to come over if you want to practice for Olympic Cleaning and acts like a total jackass. He thinks she’ll come to her senses and take him back. Of course he’s too stupid and full of himself to even pay attention to the fact that no one likes him. Oh yes nearly killing her and lying about her eating disorder are two things any girl would love to have when it comes to having a boyfriend. Someone should tape him and play back all the nasty things he says.
Zoe and Nancy try to cheer her up by taking her out but of course Ass comes in and ruins things. He tries to act like she’s the crazy one but I’m proud of her for telling him off and shoving food in his face and tossing the drink in his face. He is just awful and I was hoping for a slap or maybe a kick to the crotch but the important thing is that she told him off. The dude is such a loser so he enjoys bullying people so he can feel better about himself. Gee no wonder no one likes him.
Ricky brings the largest tent I’ve ever seen and the girls end up in the tiny one. Why didn’t he let them have it? Theresa and Newt had a close call since they were snogging but Theresa pulled away before Lauren saw them. Theresa wants to go to Newt so she leaves the tent pretending she has to wee which is British for pee. Man I hate camping and not a toilet to be found or toilet paper for that matter. She goes into the tend but oops she ends up going to the wrong sleeping bag since it turns out to be Ricky.
Ricky sort of blackmails them so they have to pretend to like him in the hopes that Anita will start liking him and want her for her boyfriend. She does like him but she’s freaked about the age thing. The other two end up in the tent too and hell it was even raining. The ending was weird because someone showed up outside and they were shown with slashes through them implying someone’s going to die or maybe it was just a tie in with the story Newt told but there was someone outside the tent but I have no clue who it is.





