Dishing The Soaps!

Of course the two couples end up in the same hotel with adjoining suites. Hey did that guy call himself Chaka? He’s named after that furry thing on Land Of The Lost. Okay I’m not sure about the spelling but I think I’m pretty close and it’s not like spell check will help me out and the one here is just weird because it doesn’t like apostrophes which could be the reason people don’t use it. And there’s plaid porn and Hawaiin shirt porn. Okay someone’s being a bad influence so it’s slipped past Supernatural and into other things.

I wanted Nicky in that hat and I got my wish. What was she thinking? Actually he looked better in the hat. I don’t remember being forced to wear a crazy hat when I went to Hawaii. Jackie had a crazy hat too. He got coach tickets which didn’t set well with Jackie so she had them travel in style. I guess if you can afford it why not since coach is all cramped and chances are you’re going to get stuck next to a screaming baby or someone snoring.

Since I got shirtless Owen I’ll overlook all the fake looking stuff. Oops they had no clue that the couple on the beach were none other than Owen and Jackie. Clark isn’t a very good watcher because he was clueless about Jackie’s whereabouts and once again Nicky mentioned Owen’s six pack. Is someone jealous? I wonder when they’ll run into each other. Will one of them leave the door open and go into the other room finding the other in a potentially embarrassing sitch although if the shirt is off I’m okay with that. Hey anything to enjoy the yummy Owen even if you have to wonder about him but it’s not like he knew Nick was going there or did he? I have to wonder about that but it is possible he didn’t.

Boob was on and he was determined to tell Brooke about him and  Boobess. It was interesting how he first said they had sex and then said it again but said they made love. So which was it Boob? Are you lying about things being fuzzy or has the fuzz lifted? Boobess doesn’t want Boob to tell because of course she’s afraid of Brooke coming in and doing who knows what. Do I smell a potential cat fight coming up? I just don’t get it. It’s not like Boob is someone worth fighting over because he doesn’t really know what he wants. I think he wants the both of them and enjoys having these two fighting over him. Why they do is beyond me because I find Boob as appealing as having my fingernails ripped off.

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