Dishing The Soaps!

Now Kate’s moved on to a poisoned apple which makes me think of Snow White so I’m sure you know who Kate is? Yes wear gloves when you’re injecting poison into apples. Not such a good idea to leave food on the front porch after all you never know what someone might do to it. That’s pretty ballsy doing that right there where anyone could see her. Maybe they don’t have any neighbors. I wonder what that stuff is. Is it slow acting where it won’t kill her right away or what?

I just want to slap Chloe. If you can’t stop thinking about Daniel that means something. That means break things off with Lucas and go with Daniel which is much better in the long run. Just ask Ethan about that that because it took years for him to finally be with the one he loves. Of course Maggie listens and even talks to Daniel. I don’t know why she thinks it’s a good idea for Chloe to stay with Lucas. It isn’t good for either of them and unlike Gwen who I hated I happen to like Lucas so either he needs his memory back or she needs to cut him loose.

If your mother in law hates you be suspicious if she keeps pressing you to eat an apple. Damn that was one big ass fruit basket. I of course wondered what would happen if someone else were to eat something she poisoned and Allie grabbed the apple. Of course Grandma came off as nuts but that didn’t seem to clue Chloe in since she did finally take a bite with Daniel sitting next to her. Of course Kate wanted to make sure she ate the apple.

Sami asked Rafe about Emily and he made it pretty clear that he didn’t want to talk about it. Of course that just makes me more curious and Sami too for that matter since she mentioned it when she was talking to Ari. That didn’t make Rafe too happy so this would be their first fight as a couple. He can’t blame a girl for wondering but he’s being close mouthed about this. Oh Rafe who is this girl? It’s either a girlfriend or a child.

Well his hair didn’t flop around but there was a lot of hand gesturing made by that asshole EJ and did I mention how much I hate this guy? I just want to slap him and slap him some more followed by some well placed kicks I’m sure you can guess where including a few stomps on his foot. And what did that table do to you? It’s a wonder there’s any furniture left with the way he acts.

I guess Nicole’s been a little off since it finally hit her that Rafe looking around could result in her losing Sydney. Well duh? Sure he doesn’t know about the baby switch but if he keeps digging around he just might find out and hell there’s always Mia who might slip up and say something. That poor girl doesn’t even know that her own child died which is why she was so affected by it. Poor Johnny stuck in that horrible house and EJ I just wanted to smack him around some more since he thinks being deprived of his mother will build his character. Oh yes friends and games are wonderful replacements instead of having a loving mother around. Do you ever play with your kids? It seems like he’s always passing them off to Harold or Mary. Sami actually spends time with her kids unlike this asshole who wants to remake that sweet little boy into his image. Will that come with floppy mood hair and a pointing finger too? That is just wrong.

Oops Bridget ran into Owen so the cat is partially out of the bag. Nice leg porn Owen. They seem to be having the most honeymoon ever? He wants to play golf? Really? And then they’re just lounging around listening to music. Yes why would anyone want to go around hitting white balls. What did they ever do to you? He got cursed or something. I’m not sure what the hell he was talking about when Nick came back saying he wasn’t going to golf.

Since Bridget jogged by Owen and they each discovered they were in Hawaii at first she accused him of following them. How would he know? Nick kept it a secret so unless Owen has Nick’s phone bugged this seems more like an accident and he did make a good point about not wanting to be around Nick. My eyes are open but I’m not totally declaring him a gold digger either at this point although that could change sometime in the future. For such a wonderful place the walls are pretty thin. I think he’d be grossed out if he knew Mommy was next door with her hot stud.

Did Stephanie change her outfit? I’m just wondering  because Boobess was still wearing that horrible shirt and of course Boob and Brooke were wearing the same things. I thought she was lurking around to catch the show. No instead she headed over to see Felicia and Thorne where she told them the good news. Wow Thorne was on. He needs to be on more so lay off the annoying Boob and focus more on this one since Boob is just an idiot.

Maybe I’m being stupid but is this really the first time someone was unfaithful in the Brooke and Boob saga? She says it’s over because he slept with Boobess but hello you were with his father, brother, other brother so you aren’t exactly squeaky clean Brooke. So instead of getting a cat fight where maybe that ugly ass shirt would get ripped so she’d have to throw it away or something Brooke instead tells them to be together. Say what?

So Boob can’t really love her because he hates her son Rick. Doesn’t she hate Stephanie so wouldn’t that mean she can’t totally love Boob? Hey she brought it up and I thought of that. So Stephanie you have finally won so start dancing and have a few drinks but will Boob let it go at that? Sure Boobess is happy because she wants Boob but what about Boob? Why can’t the earth open up and swallow him along with Boobess because they are just so very annoying? Where’s a vengeance demon when you need one?