Dishing The Soaps!

So Chloe thinks the apple tastes weird which would be your cue to throw it out. Of course Kate hates that so she convinces Chloe to keep eating since the apple is Granny Smith and it’s supposed to taste sour. I guess the poison isn’t tasteless. Instead of tossing the apple out she eats it which is stupid. I don’t think Daniel will be offended if you throw away the funky apple that Kate didn’t want Allie to touch. Of course she isn’t thinking about that and it ends up giving her a headache which makes her cranky. Headaches do suck.

Melanie decides to do a little matchmaking with Brady and Ari. She’s hoping that this will help her get a guy. After all it never hurts to rack up those karma points. Wow I guess I can actually say I like her now. Who would have thunk it? She manages to get them both to agree to help her while she’s making her plan. I’m at least hoping for a shirtless Brady.

Ari was being creepy again and she called Brady creepy. That just didn’t make sense to me. He can follow me around anytime and I won’t find him creepy at all. I think his rambling’s adorable. It was just so weird for her to ask Brady to talk to Sami about breaking up with Rafe. What is this girl’s deal? Does it have to do with the mysterious Emily Hudson? She’s giving me Passions flashes again because she is way too interested in her brother’s love life. Leave it alone Ari before I slap you.

Now I love Rafe but he was being weird about the whole Emily thing. Dude she only promised not to question you. She went to the pub looking for her daughter and happened to ask Ari. It’s not like she planned it and when he keeps refusing that just makes us even more curious about her. So this would be their first fight as a couple and thankfully they survived it although it didn’t look good there for a minute. I really didn’t want him to walk out that door. That would have been horrible.

Oh thank you for giving in to at least one of my shirtless demands. Now if only the Winchesters would pay me the same courtesy I’d be a squealing fangirl. Okay maybe I’m already squealing. They made up which means the clothes came off which I really enjoyed. They wasted no time getting to that bed and smart move Sami calling out for Will when she got home because it was very clear he wasn’t so no awkwardness.

Hey I wanted to see Rafe in the shower. While he was off doing that Sami called for food because he didn’t want her Cajun grilled cheese sandwiches. Sure that’s a way to explain the burning but I’m with him since burned ones are not so good. I do wonder why the crust always ends up burned when I make a sandwich. What is up with that? I guess I could try making them with an iron like Johnny did in Benny and Joon. She offered to treat him but opps she didn’t have enough money since two bucks just won’t cut it.

She should consider coupons. So she goes to Rafe’s wallet where she finds a mass card with Emily’s name on it and she finds out a little more about this girl. She died two years ago and she was 29 and her last name is Hudson. So this is leaning more towards a girlfriend. He’s very close mouthed about it but I’m glad they made up. Of course Sami being Sami won’t let this go and hell I’m curious about it too.

Kate of course is enjoying tormenting Chloe and Daniel. She forced them to go to the Java Cafe with her to talk about the show. She ended up leaving but only after Lucas took off with Allie. Daniel takes her home and she ends up passing out on the porch. I guess this isn’t a fast acting poison. Well it is handy to have a doctor nearby. Kate plays around with her recordings since she’s now added Chloe to it. I wonder what she’s up to. Of course she’s going to put together some sort of a damning conversation but who knows what she’s up to. Sadly she hasn’t had any more of her crazy fantasies which can be fun.

Why does she always try to kill the women Lucas’s is involved with. Okay she never tried to kill Nicole only paid her five million to marry him. And as for Sami she wasn’t direct but she did frame Sami for Franco’s murder which nearly killed her which would have happened if Lucas hadn’t stepped in. She really needs a hobby. Maybe she could take up knitting. 

I wonder how many hats Jackie has. The two are still trying to keep Nick and Jackie from finding out about the other being on the island which is tricky since they are the yahoo neighbors that Nick complains about. That was a good suggestion Bridget made about moving the bed away from the wall. Also maybe the hotel could have thicker walls because does anyone want to hear other people going at it? I know I don’t. It isn’t fun especially when you’re trying to sleep.

Nick is still being an idiot and now Clark has hacked into Owen’s email where he found the plane tickets that were cancelled. He doesn’t know where the two lovebirds went too but at this rate they are bound to run into each other if Owen doesn’t get her out by three. Hey I thought checkout was earlier than that? Of course you have to wonder about Owen so while I am bedazzled by the pretty I’m not ruling out him using Jackie because he wants to rush into marriage but that could be because of the Nick thing and it might not. Only time will really tell at this point so I haven’t stamped him with a D on his chest just yet and speaking of chest please take your shirt off.

Thank the Gods Boobess finally changed out of that horrible shirt. I hated that shirt. She is just really pathetic. Of course Steffy and Thomas want Dad to move in and at least they got the guestroom ready for Boob should he decide to stay there instead of going back to Dad’s guesthouse. Wow that must be cool having a guesthouse and it probably has a better view than a basement with possibly a weed plant growing outside. It could be a plant or possibly some kind of cactus or it could just be a weed that dropped down and decided to plant itself.

I knew Stephanie was going to show up at Brooke’s but no gloating which I expected. I guess she finally realizes that Brooke really does love Boob. She actually feels for her so it was kind of weird for them to be chatting and Stephanie actually felt for Brooke. Well they are in similar sitches where they aren’t with the men they love. I think that’s part of the reason why they butt heads because they are a lot alike. She even seemed to get the Rick thing. I’m kind of sick of people going on like the guy’s the devil or something because I haven’t seen it.

I’d suggest a bath instead since a bath is nice and soothing. I just had a funny image of the two going out together and hanging out. Could the feud between these two finally be over? That is what I never understood about Boob because he was the one making all the demands and not doing anything about his overbearing mother while Brooke was expected to just toss aside her son. Well there is a reason I call him a Boob so now the way is clear for Boobess to show just how pathetic she is by making a move. I still find it hard to believe she didn’t realize he was high on those pills after all she’s supposed to be a doctor. I think it was more a case of her not wanting to see what was staring her in the face.

Maybe it’s just me but I found it odd that Newt and the others were out in the woods where it was clearly daylight while Hannah and company were inside dancing and getting drunk? Were they in different time zones or something or do they make with the happy hour early? It turns out that the clothes belonged to Wade’s ex and yes there was a need for subtitles but alas I didn’t get any even though some should come with them.

Hannah’s getting drunk and showing off how stretchy she can get. Aw how sweet Gilly gets all big brother and protective of her and Lydia reveals that she’d like a big brother. I’m a bit confused about the Gossip Girl question. Was it who you wanted to snog or who Sarah looked like? Color me confused but I’m often confused and hell that should be my middle name. Lydia mentions that she thought Nancy was a lesbian. Well she was going on about hating men but that’s because of the whole Russ mess and Hannah got pretty cranky too since she thought the Russ thing wasn’t as important as her and Justin after all Nancy did do a bit bed hopping but I think she did love him.

Newt was acting like an ass. It seems to be going around doesn’t it? Lauren had run off because she was upset and hell he even called her his girlfriend. So it looks like Theresa and Newt are over before it even really began and I have to wonder if that kiss was just to make Newt jealous. I don’t think he knows what he wants and ouch he says that Lauren is his only friend. What are the others chopped liver? So Anita isn’t a mate and Theresa wouldn’t be a mate either? And if you were wondering mate is British for friend.

Nancy decides to be adventurous and snogs Hannah but she gets really pissed off. Maybe her getting drunk isn’t a good idea since she’s getting a bit cranky. After doing some screaming she runs off. Gilly ends up going after her and oops she goes in to kiss him but he pushes her away because he doesn’t think of her that way. She’s like a sister to him but hey at least he has a number which Josh got. Poor Hannah and she’s going to have one hell of a hangover the next day.

Okay that was odd but somehow Gov, Leo, and Jack end up having a beer. They compare notes and figure out that the kids lied to them about where they were so they go off to find them. Ricky and Anita came back early. He never did explain why he had all those condoms. It sounded like he made balloon animals out of them or would that be condom animals? And opps they run into the Dads and hello in one of those rare instances Leo is trying to act like a Dad. He even gives Wade the evil eye and the camping trip has ended.