Dishing The Soaps!

Well that was a gorgeous location for the wedding and that was proof that weddings can be quick unlike that godawful EJ and Nicole wedding that seemed like it would never end. Were the seagulls as captivated by Owen as I am? Sure I still have some suspicions after all he didn’t sign a prenup but you never know since it could be the real deal. I’ll just enjoy watching the pretty and how cute was that little car type thing he drove down the beach with Nick calling for his mommy. Dude let it go you’re a grown man so act like it. Oh wait you are by this family’s standards since he’s just acting like his brother Boob. Watch it boy or I might give you a Boob name too. I’m just not sure what to go with.

Oops because of Bridget’s fascination with that book she discovered that Owen was planning a wedding which led to her spilling the beans. So much for the lei thing which happens to be Nick’s favorite word only with different spelling of course. Thanks for the plural lesson dude. So according to him you just say lei with no s needed. This is the strangest honeymoon ever. It would have been funny if one of those seagulls circled above him and took a crap on him. Okay my brain is just strange like that.

I know it’s been a while but I’m pretty sure when you go swimming you actually get wet. So them claiming to swim was just dumb because they didn’t have towels and the hair wasn’t wet. Did they go through the door and magically get unwet or something. Of course they want their parents together since they’re the kids and a lot of kids want them to be together after all look at Sami for all those years wanting her parents back together. So they aren’t exactly the best ones to ask and Boobess is such a loser for taking the guy back. Why doesn’t he just go to the guesthouse and figure out what the hell he wants. Can’t he be alone longer than five seconds?

Stephanie went over to see Brooke again. Careful Stephanie I think you’re starting to like her. Now it seems the blame has shifted to Brooke instead of Rick. So I guess she doesn’t think Rick is the devil after all. I think Stephanie thinks that if Boob goes back to  Boobess that the whole Rick and Steffy thing will end. Sorry but I don’t think so because guess what they just might be in love. No one seems to even consider that possibility because people are too busy saying how evil Rick is.

Oh sure I wake up looking that each morning. Oops I guess Hannah isn’t looking so good after last night although I’m still confused about it being daylight. So I’m not sure what time it is with the little girls at dance class and the others out drinking.

Was that the guy lying on the sidewalk that turned out to be the singer for the band? Oh Rhys was such an idiot. If you complain about that creepy guy of course Hannah’s going to go with him. Duh! She’s going a bit wild but I’m sure she’s sick of everyone thinking she’s going to break.

So Zoe has officially moved in. I thought she was leaving. I do like Zoe so I don’t mind if she stays. Of course they need to celebrate but that didn’t go very well since Nancy took off and Zoe ended up leaving too because Hannah just kept getting whatever they said? It was some weird word but I’m pretty sure it was another word for drunk. Aw Gilly being all overprotective big brother which isn’t going over too well since she says she’s off to Denmark. Maybe she wasn’t being literal. Who knows? Well that other guy did take her with him.

Oh Darren the leper in his leopard shirt. At least he has Newt although I think Steph might eventually forgive him. I do think he’s really sorry and Newt did bring up a point about the two being alike. For a guy that doesn’t dance he certainly faked it pretty well so right on for taking over the class. At least it kept his mind off his sitch for a little while at least and it looks like Lauren finally decided to talk to him.

Oh crap I must have drank from the misery cup. I don’t think Newt knows who he wants. I think he likes both girls but he’s being an idiot about things. Well if he does ask Darren for advice he should do the opposite because Darren is Darren. I wonder where Sarah was. I thought she was helping with the classes. I guess she was off with Lydia somewhere so she had Newt help her out. I’d wonder if she was pregnant but that doesn’t seem very likely.

Rhys, Hayley, Zak, and Michaela have a double date. I thought Michaela and Hayley got along now. I guess not because that was the worst date ever. They ended up leaving their dates but Michaela of course refused to leave without her pudding. What was the deal with Rhys being such an idiot to Michaela? Oh poor Zak getting that blue heel shoved into his foot. They are evil shoes but damn they make good weapons. I wonder who ended up paying.