Jul 05 2009
What I’ve Learned From Soaps Part 2
15. If you believe in Fate strong enough you’ll get what you want but it could take a while just ask Theresa.
16. Kids have these amazing growth spurts. One day they’re barely able to talk and the next they’re grownups.
17. When you reach a certain age you stop aging all together. Your kids start looking more like siblings than actual kids. I wonder what the secret is. Anyone know?
18. Be very careful around those who speak to their dead parent. If she’s carrying around a skull and an axe you better have your running shoes on.
19. A person’s hair can say a lot about a person. If the hair flops around the person is angry. Just watch EJ’s hair and you’re sure to catch on to his mood along with those hand gestures.
20. For some reason at least as far as I know a baby switch always ends up in one of the babies dying. Why that is I have no clue? Why can’t the switcher do the dying instead of an innocent kid?
21. Even if you don’t have a job you always have enough money since no one seems to get tossed out of their homes or have their car repossessed. Okay Sami seems to be an exception since she just has two dollars in her wallet. That would be the only time I’ve seen that and yet she never wears the same thing twice.
22. For some reason if you’re rich and evil you have no problem getting laid. I could never understand the appeal of Alistair Crane. Maybe he paid really well but I don’t think there’s enough money in the world to put up with that dude. Glad he’s dead and gone. Ding dong I didn’t shed a tear so thank you Viki for finally taking him out.
23. Makeup can do wonders especially if a guy decides he wants to dress up like a girl. Sure he’s a psycho but damn Vincent is really good when it comes to transforming into Valerie. As for Sheridan he needs a little help although he gets points for trying.
24. You might find out when you’re a adult that your father isn’t who you thought he was. Just ask Bo and Ethan although Bo did get an awesome Pop unlike Ethan who was stuck with Julian for all those years.
25. A Martimmy is a soothing drink with a lot of kick. I really must make a pitcher and enjoy some myself.
