Dishing The Soaps!

Now that’s a good look for you Rafe. I just love you in a towel. Thank you very much. Like you weren’t thinking the same thing when you saw him in the towel. Hee I was thinking in the shower too when Rafe asked Sami to join him. I can’t blame her for going there.

So she was going to treat him to some Chinese but she only had two bucks. Damn I hate when that happens. Too bad the wallet doesn’t make more bills appear when needed. She looked in Rafe’s wallet and he only had four bucks so he went to the ATM to get some money and pick up the food. Now Sami found the mass card with Emily’s name on it so of course she’s going to dig into it.

I wanted to know who this Emily is. I figured it was someone that Rafe was in love with. And with the way Ari’s acting I have to wonder if she’s involved in some way with her death because she wigged when Rafe mentioned telling Sami after all Sami spilled all to him. That’s pretty sad because Sami finds out that Emily died on her wedding day and that Rafe was the groom. I was thinking possibly a car accident. Maybe Ari was her bridesmaid and she was driving the car and she survived while Emily didn’t. No clue what’s going on but she seemed more determined to keep it a secret. I was ready to look her up myself and anyone would.

Max goes off to London and it really hits Melanie hard. Sure he’s leaving but Brady’s  a pretty good big brother substitute and she isn’t completely friendless either. I did notice that he asked Nathan if he knew about Melanie. She isn’t that bad and you can’t really blame the Nick thing on her so hopefully he wasn’t trying to give Nathan a warning without actually saying anything. She’s almost a Brady so they should look out for her. The Brady Clan isn’t such a bad place to be although I don’t think I’ll have any chowder. Sorry but I’m not a fan.

So Ari has been promoted to Manager but Max forgot to tell her. Oops well he does have a lot on his mind with the moving. For someone moving he certainly didn’t have all that much stuff. And why weren’t more people there? What about Roman? Maybe he was finally getting laid. I’ll miss Max but I do wish Darin good luck with his new show or I guess maybe break a leg would be more appropriate.

Daniel ends up taking Chloe to the hospital when she passes out. Hell I thought I was going to get dizzy with all that eye fluttering. The drug doesn’t come up on the tox screen. They are clueless and Chloe wants another doctor. Of course Kate is enjoying every moment. What is it with this chick? She can’t keep out of her kids love lives especially Lucas. Okay I don’t really like Chloe anymore but that’s no reason to kill her. If you were to go around killing everyone that had an affair that would be a lot of dead people and would include Maggie. I think she cheated on Mickey.

Hopefully Chloe won’t anymore of those apples. After a trip to the hospital I think I’d be off apples forever. If it was chocolate or chicken I’m not so sure I could give those up. I wonder if this is a slow acting poison where it won’t kill you with the first dose. I think Kate needs a hobby since poisoning people isn’t such a good thing and I’m not sure if she wants to make it seem like Daniel did it or what. Lucas did hear the recording of Daniel’s voice but of course she had a plausible excuse for having it. Oh sure I go around recording conversations all the time. Oh wait no I don’t but I’m not planning to poison anyone either. Maybe she should think about taking up knitting or maybe she could try baking.

So it was a Boob free day but alas it wasn’t free of Boob since he was mentioned. Well that was amusing when Stephanie told Brooke not to interfere when she’s the Queen Of Interfering. Hypocritical much? Why can’t she find someone else? Why Boob? I just don’t get the appeal of Boob.

At least I got Owen with his shirt off. Sure he could be playing Jackie but he’s playing a good game if he is and I’m not totally convinced either way at this point. I guess I’m still on the fence because I’m just not sure. With the way Nick’s acting I really wouldn’t blame a guy for wanting to get away from that insanity. Talk about the worst honeymoon ever Nick you might want to think about your own love life for the moment.

That was just odd how Bridget thought the honeymoon was a dream come true. What dream is this? From the looks of it the thing pretty much sucked. I guess expectations might be lowered when you’re marrying the same guy for the third time. That’s the only explanation I can come up with. Oh yes Owen has an evil plot where he gets Jackie liquored up and marries her. She was tossing them back even when he wasn’t around.

I agree Eric doesn’t look all that happy. This should clue him in that something needs to change when two of his kids decide to quit the company. Hello they’ve been stuck in the basement? Why wasn’t Thorne promoted? Didn’t Boob get the promotion that was rightfully Thorne’s after all he is the eldest at least I think he is? I could be wrong since Felicia might be older and since I have no clue about her since she just came out of nowhere I wouldn’t know. If Rick’s the vice president I think Thorne should have been the president. He really shouldn’t have been surprised by this.

Okay Donna loves him and that was sweet of her to try to talk them into staying but what the hell does she do for the company anyway? The only thing she seems to contribute would be honey for her Honey Bear. Yes he’s married to her but that doesn’t mean she has to have anything to do with the company. Maybe now Thorne will get a life although it souned like Eric was cutting them off. Dude that never ends well just ask Stefano and Victor. And oops Brooke makes three although for her it’s a leave from the company so she can avoid Boob while he’s healing.

I don’t get this whole shoving him at Boobess so he can heal and come back to her. Does she think Boobess would just hand him back when he was healed? Find someone else because this guy isn’t worth it. He doesn’t even know what he wants so it’s hard at times to believe that he isn’t blood related to Eric since those two are so much alike. Eric won’t do anything either about trying to resolve the sitch so Felicia and Thorne would consider staying with the company. It wasn’t all about Stephanie since they were unhappy before that.

At least I got my Oweny goodness fix. He is just so pretty and I found something in the store called Owen’s. I’m not sure what it is but it was in the freezer section. It could be pigs in a blanket or something. I should take a look the next time I go to the grocery store. It just makes me giggle since I’m strange like that along with giggling when I see angel food cake which you won’t get unless you happen to watch Supernatural. Can I please have an episode without seeing or hearing about Boob? Is that too much to ask although Nick’s insanity is more entertaining than Boob’s.

So Hannah and Darren get back from Denmark. Of course they deny anything but it’s pretty obvious that something happened. But I certainly didn’t expect Darren to say they were married. Hello surprise. Is that the British way of going to Vegas and ending up married? They had to be drunk since they were both puking at the same time so there’s a new sport synchronized puking.

The one texting Spencer is just cruel. He ends up going over to Warren’s flat and wigs out when he finds Calvin and Sasha packing his things. The poor guy thinks Warren will be back so of course he’ll need his clothes. Maybe they should have opened that coffin and showed him Warren inside. It wouldn’t surprise me if it turned out to be Ash because he’s that cruel after all look what he did to Hannah. I thought it could be Lauren but she was sitting there when he got it and not a phone in sight. I’m pretty sure you can’t set text messages to be sent at a certain time. Can you?

Lauren doesn’t like babysitting Spencer. Well maybe if she didn’t upset the guy she wouldn’t have to watch out for him. But no she wants to see Newt. Even if you didn’t like Warren how could you not feel bad for Spencer who lost the last of his family since he has no one else with him Mum dead. So yes I wanted to smack Lauren for that.

Malachy isn’t looking too good. Tony was paying them to pass out flyers but the poor guy is so sick which isn’t good with his immune system all shot to hell. Mercedes left Captain Clueless which is very fitting since Tony was being clueless. She was worried about her husband and of course she wants him to go to the doctor which he should. Of course he’s being a guy and doesn’t want to go.