Dishing The Soaps!

So I couldn’t decide. Oh I just enjoy having not one but two shirtless hotties and thank you Brady for being shirtless most of the time. Shame on you Rafe for putting a shirt back on and why didn’t I get the pleasure of seeing him shower? I would have hugged him and running three miles is a lot after all it is summer which means it is hotter so be careful Rafe. Oh where was I?

Sami of course is curious about Emily and so am I for that matter. While he went off to get the shower I was cheated of viewing she took the opportunity to put the card back in his wallet but Will chose that time to come in. Crappy timing kid and I just wanted to smack him. Sure he grew on me but there are still moments like this when I want to slap him for being such an ass. Of course she trusts Rafe it’s just curiosity about this girl that died that has her wondering and the possibility that it could interfere with the stupid custody suit makes it perfectly understandable to want to find out more. Of course even without the issue of custody being in the balance Sami would be curious and hell I am too.

So he does end up telling her but he does leave out one big honking detail about the way Emily died. We just know that she was the love of his life and that she died on their wedding day in 2007. And Ari isn’t keen on having the story coming out which suggests she could have something to do with the death. I find it highly unlikely that someone that young would just keel over dead without something happening. And damn it Stefano knows and I want to know too. Come on spill Stefano.

My suspicion was confirmed since Ari is pregnant. Yes that’s what I was hinting at in that post a while back. It’ll be amusing to see how they hide the pregnancy but so far they aren’t doing a good job. Will Nicole start carrying around a huge purse? Yes that’s been done before. She had a big scare when someone took little Sydney. Damn am I the only one that gets creeped out when Stefano holds her? I think Nicole is only just realizing what it is to be a Dimera so she’s understanding why Sami did what she did.

Johnny’s adorable. What’s wrong with having a donut for breakfast? Wow he was actually spending time with his kid. Oops he spilled the beans about having a secret about Mommy. Nicole came up with a lie to cover her ass but that phone call is going to be a whole other story unless EJ didn’t hear the conversation but I’m thinking he did so I predict yelling and waving hands in the future. He has company now since Nick was grabbing his hair when he was talking to Jackie on The Bold And The Beautiful today.

Chad is such an ass. I think you stop being the boyfriend when you leave and don’t come back for a year and a half. Where is the damn manager? She could have used a little help instead of this guy sticking around when he clearly wasn’t wanted. Of course she thought about him since he’s the jerk that knocked her up and disappeared.

Melanie’s plan to do a little matchmaking doesn’t quite work out as she planned. The two clearly weren’t thrilled to see each other. I did enjoy Brady taking his shirt off. I think I might have mentioned that earlier but come on I’m not blind so I’m going to enjoy the view. So thank you for keeping your shirt off and do that more often. Melanie bumped into Ari who was on the ladder but Brady was there to catch her.

Now if I liked the girl I’d feel differently but I’m just not warming up to Ari even though I love her brother Rafe. I’m still getting the creepy vibe from her. Maybe it’ll take time but it hasn’t happened yet. Well it took me time to warm up to Melanie. Ari did get her back when she dumped that nasty water on her head.

So Melanie ended up taking a shower which means she had to go outside. Nathan decided to come to the island even though he was uninvited so oops unexpected person getting an eyeful. That’s like a little fence around the nozzle. Hello you know you weren’t invited so why did you show up? Is Grandma Horton even still on the show? I haven’t seen her in ages.

I guess Nicole finally realized how stupid she is when Stefano said he owned her and Sydney. Talk about creepy. I’d feel sorry for Nicole but she’s Nicole. It’s a little late in the game to become human Nicole. Maybe she could get tips from Melanie in her quest to become human. She picked the wrong family to become a part of. Don’t be bedazzled by the accent and sure his hair didn’t flop around but he’s a sorry excuse for a human being after all he’s a Dimera and good and Dimera don’t exactly go hand in hand since Stefano screws up all of his children. Lexie was luckier than the others since she didn’t find out until after she was an adult about him being her father.

Sure the same thing is going on with Nick being against Owen but at least this one has amusing moments. Hee Owen asked Nick to call him Dad. The one acting like the Dad would be Nick. Jackie’s a grownup and like she said she plans on enjoying the ride even if Owen has ulterior motives which may not exist. I doubt that he knew about Nick going to Hawaii for the honeymoon. If he has ulterior motives you wouldn’t want to take that risk.

So at least this amuses me and I of course enjoy Owen since I’m under his spell but sadly he didn’t take his shirt off. My demands aren’t being met here after all I had to put up with Boob today so there should have been some shirtless Owen to enjoy. Nick should just butt out because it sounds like Jackie has considered the possibility about Owen and just wants to enjoy being happy. There’s nothing wrong with that and I have to say Nick you are being a bit stuffy. You’re a newlywed so act like it.

Wow Boobess has a brain since she’s wondering about jumping on Boob. Well that’s good to know. I think him moving back into the house with Boobess and the kids is just stupid. He should be alone right now. Sure Brooke wants him to be healed so she can have him back which is kind of naive but she’s in love with Boob for some reason I can’t fathom. And of course Steffy want Mom and Dad back together although that was a strange thing for Steffy to say. No I didn’t write down what she said but it kind of implied at least to me that Brooke and Boob could never be together because of Phoebe dying but doesn’t that say the same about her relationship with Rick?

Well that’s interesting since I just found out that Taylor isn’t little Miss Innocent since she’s the one that killed Darla I’m guessing a drunk driving accident. So why do they call Rick the devil? From what I can figure out it sounds like it was just an accident which happens. Was he drunk? I’ve never heard that he was so it’s kind of crazy to call Rick the devil when Taylor or Boobess as I call her killed Darla.

So because Boob and Boobess decided to dance that means the two are back together? Sami Brady should really talk to these two because she knows all too well about wanting her parents together and not getting it because it just wasn’t meant to be. Boob shouldn’t be with anyone but when you want Mom and Dad together logic goes right out the window.