Dishing The Soaps!

Darren is such an idiot but at least he’s trying in his own weird little way. Sounds like Zoe might have some lingering feelings for the guy but Hannah is not amused. At least Zoe got a new dress out of it. Dude don’t give the girl underwear in front of her mother. And don’t you Brits call it knickers? Also not a good idea to size up the girl’s mother either.

Oh Cheryl is too funny. So she’s on the run. I had my suspicions that she was running from the cops because she took off after hearing the siren. Maybe she should looked into getting a better bra since she might knock an eye out with those things. She left some guy that went limp and call 999 since that’s what the do in England. Dialing 911 would probably do nothing. They should have it the same all over the world so there’s no confusion.

Zak has another dream this time featuring Carmel. Well they are a pretty bunch. I will laugh if Myra’s next. And because Zak dream cheated on Michaela she tossed his ass out. Hey that was pretty harsh after all you can’t control your dreams. And the dreams were pretty tame. What’s next two of them showing up? Don’t trust Elliot with a secret since it looks like everyone knows.

Since Suzanne is being nuts Hannah decides to stay married to Darren. Lay off Mom you’re smothering the girl. So I’m thinking it’s going to be a marriage in name only but Darren tried for a kiss after all Hannah didn’t forbid them. She should come up with a list of rules for him and maybe that’s a plot bunny nibbling at me. Thank goodness nothing else is nibbling at me. Right on Hannah stay where you are because being with Suzanne is going to drive her mad not to mention having Rhys on her case too.

Mercedes found out that Malachy lied to her. That was funny when Mercedes pointed to Cheryl’s chest at the necklace but Cheryl thought she was talking about her boobs. Sweetie we’re well aware those puppies are real thank you very much. He didn’t go to the doctor but Kris got him too which is a good thing after all he did the same for Ravi. I’m glad Kris is on since I’ve missed him.

And I just want to kick Ash’s ass for trying to get Spencer to sell The Loft. He doesn’t even resmble a human taking advantage of this poor guy and convincing him that Warren is still alive. I just hope Calvin figures it out before poor Spencer gets totally screwed over not to mention him being utterly crushed when he finds out that Warren really is dead.

Oh Stephanie color me not surprised that you come in demanding things. Boob stable? Can’t the idiot be alone without Boobess pouncing on him? She’s just pathetic and I was waiting for her ass to pop out of the skirt. Does she have a butt pad on or something. Someone needs to look into that stat since it wasn’t the least bit flattering. Boob looked like he was somewhere else but I guess Boobess doesn’t care as long as she has her Booby prize.

Yes I know Pam used it to refer to Donna and right on Pam for that for being amusing which helps with having to see Boob and Boobess. At least Steffy and Tom stopped lurking in the bushes. Was I the only one that found that a bit creepy? Your parents getting it on is supposed to gross you out. And yes I agree that Pam is a booby prize and it looks like someone will be Carried at the prom er I  mean the fashion show since that has to be what Pam’s up to with all that honey. So that’s what Donna does she models the clothes. Congrats Eric on dragging the company down.

That was sweet of Rick offering to step aside. I still continue to believe he isn’t the monster everyone makes him out to be. Didn’t Boob have a brief fling with Bridget? I’m repressing that because it was just odd and if I’m not mistaken shortly after it was revealed that they weren’t related. Why can’t they just kill Boob off? That is such a dumb idea Stephanie having Boob run the company. She’s reminding me of Ivy Crane who always favored her oldest son but guess what Stephanie Boob isn’t Eric’s eldest so instead of screwing up which led to Thorne walking away she should have passed the reins over to him instead of keeping him locked up in the basement. What did he do down there anyway?

Nick’s being an idiot but at least he’s an amusing idiot. I would think that would be a mood killer to have your husband tell you that you’re reminding him of his mother. Also him plotting Owen’s murder while kissing you doesn’t exactly seem like much of a turn on either. When was the honeymoon? I think I blinked and missed it because he’s very fixated on Owen. I’m starting to think he wants Owen for himself. Is that it Nick? Are you as captivated by that hottie as I am? Just wait until you see him undressed? You really won’t be able to focus when he strips down to the black undies.

This would be number 2 of this 12 part minisodes. Josh is still drinking and that seems to be the theme that drinking is bad. What was on his undies? Is he wearing Spiderman underwear? I guess he lost his wallet so Ruby was stuck with the bill. Not a good way to impress the girl.

It does look like things will be heating up on the next episode. I hope that girl Pippa washed her hands after all I know where that hand was before she started groping Dave. That is the same girl puking isn’t it? I think it is. Do scratching in awkward places in private since no one wants to see that. I guess she had a little too much fun. Where is Sasha she hasn’t been on yet?