Dishing The Soaps!

That is a crappy place to put a shower and I see you Nathan trying to get another eyeful after popping up. Maybe you should make sure a boat is working before taking it out. They should have a spare hanging around somewhere but look at that crappy shower they have so I guess they spent all the money on the island. Finally Melanie was able to get dressed and I have to wonder where the extra outfit came from. That was handy having something lying around for her to change into after getting that dirty water dumped on her. She saw that Brady was getting cozy with Ari so she dragged Nathan out to go bird watching. Do they even have birds on that island?

She peeks in and finds out that Brady suggested they play poker. Melanie peeks in and the four end up playing poker. I had a feeling she wasn’t a bad player when she suggested they play strip poker. Hey any excuse to get Brady out of his shirt is just fine with me. I won’t complain about that at all. So thanks Melanie for that because I do enjoy Brady shirtless. What I know I’m not the only one.

Stephanie decides to return the car but instead of giving the keys to Henderson and slipping away Phillip comes in happy to see her but I’m not really liking the hair. Oh crap did he go to EJ’s hairdresser? Am I going to have to start mocking Phillip’s hair? I guess he caught the hair sickness from EJ. See you should never deal with the Dimera clan.

I do feel bad for Phillip though I do agree that Bo was lucky because he was raised as a Brady so he didn’t have to deal with all that shit. He did try to be a Kiriakis but it just didn’t work for him so if Phillip really wants to be with Stephanie he might have to move out of the place and go on his own. When Bo and Phillip were talking I kept wondering about how much Stephanie and Phillip are related. I know it isn’t a lot but they do share some blood so while it isn’t outright incesty it is at least a little incesty but how much I’m just not sure since I suck at math.

I agree Chad is a psycho. It sounds like he just left and broke the girl’s heart and she found out that she was pregnant so it’s stupid of him to call himself Mia’s boyfriend.  What an ass. Sure Will can be annoying at times but it’s sweet when he steps in to defend Mia. Yes the urge to smack Chad has arisen and I’m sure that will be a common reaction to seeing his face. But at least I was spared the whole Daniel and Chloe and Kate crap so I don’t mind finding out more about Mia.

Oh joy EJ flipped out again complete with hand gestures and of course he pounded on the table. You keep doing that and I’m going to report you to whoever takes care of used and abused furniture. Since his hair is locked in place it wasn’t flopping around so there’s not flopping to mock but hey there were hand gestures and some serious eye twitching. I was just looking for the steam.

I can’t stand EJ in case you were wondering. I haven’t liked him from the very first day he showed up as EJ Wells and I don’t think I’ll ever like him. Not punishing Sami? Yeah right you’re taking a child from his mother for the child’s own good. Sorry but you’re totally punishing her you asshole. He’d be better off without EJ because who wants to see that sweet little boy turn into another EJ? That would be horrible and you have to wonder if he’d do the hand gestures too.

Nicole claimed Sami was calling her about talking to EJ about the custody case. Oops didn’t help matters there any did you sweetie? See it isn’t all that fun to be a Dimera now is it? At least she could go with the long time feud between the girls and I think it was probably Nicole that started the damn thing but it’s been going on for so long I’m not even sure. I think she blames Sami for Eric leaving town or something.

At least Stephanie decided to testify for Sami which is good. Oh Victor not you too? He’s at the pub and sees Stephanie talking to Nicole and someone wasn’t thinking because it wasn’t a good idea to mention to Nicole that you’re going to be testifying against EJ. Duh don’t tell the wife that. So Victor sits down and she tells him about the engagement being called off and he’s like, “No way in hell” or something like that. Dude it isn’t up to you so don’t be like Kate butting in where you shouldn’t be.

Steffy’s hair looks weird. I guess I’m fixated on the hair. I guess Days can be blamed for that since there is plenty of hair mocking going on. Oh joy Boob and Boobess are back together. Well they deserve each other for being such idiots. Can’t he be alone for five seconds without Boobess swooping in? She doesn’t look all that happy to me and he probably wants to score more of those pills.

So my suspicions about Pam giving Donna the Carrie treatment was dead on. Why were they going to sprinkle gold glitter on her anyway? Well she’s gold now which makes her the ideal trophy wife. Sweetie you might want to check on the names before you make a fool of yourself by saying it wrong. At least she bumped him up to the front row. I want to see Stephanie’s expression when she sees the honey drip down onto Donna. That’s gonna be a bitch to wash off.

With the way Nick’s acting I’m thinking Nick’s marriage is the one that’s going to fold first. Dude this is your third marriage to this chick so maybe you should spend some time with your wife instead of focusing on your mother’s new husband. Sadly Owen didn’t have his shirt off but I’m still thinking Nick’s jealous about how pretty Owen is.

And I just wanted to slap Tom. You don’t go around gloating at a fashion show but right on Rick for not letting it get to him. He could have taken a swing or gone over to Marcus but he kept his cool Tom is being such an idiot because he hasn’t won anything because are the parents really happy? I don’t think so and hello Rick’s still with your sister so what have you won Tom? So Tom gets the award of Petty Of The Day while Rick gets the award of Keeping His Cool when I wouldn’t blame him if he took a swing at the guy.

Ash is just evil. I wanted to smack him but at least he was discovered. Okay it was stupid of him to use his own phone when calling Spencer but thanks to Spencer saving the messages and asking Calvin to call “Warren” the ass was busted. That is just horrible taking advantage of someone like that. Spencer had just signed the papers and got the money for The Loft and was upset when Calvin suggested he take the money to the bank. Of course Spencer thought that Warren was going to need it which got him upset. I just wanted to hug the poor guy.

Calvin knew something was up so when Spencer gave him the phone he called the number revealing Ash to be the one that told Spencer that Warren was alive. The poor guy just wants his brother  back since that was his only family and Ash takes advantage of that so dude consider yourself lucky that all they’re taking is the money since Spencer deserves that at least for all the trouble Ash caused or I should say Ass. And he’s not too smart either.

I wonder how tall Cheryl is because she just seems so very tall. Not too smart taking your eyes off her which is why she landed on her ass. So footie is photograph or am I misunderstanding the word? Maybe it’s photie and just sounds weird with the accent. Why would someone on the run from the law want her picture in the paper? Did she smother him with her heaving bosom.

I do enjoy having her around and it turns out that the necklace was actually Cheryl’s to begin with and now Mal and Mercedes seem to be okay again. I think Cheryl’s a good person to have on your side because you don’t want to get on her bad side. She’d just stomp you since she must have big feet since she’s really tall. For all I know her feet are itty bitty but she is entertaining so I hope she sticks around. Sorry Mercedes but I’m rooting for Cheryl to win unless that fight with the padded sticks was it. Some gladiator thing it kind of fell flat unless it was just one event.