Dishing The Soaps!

Once again Kate doses the food in her scheme to bump off Chloe and frame Daniel for her murder. If you want to kill someone go with EJ instead since I wouldn’t mind one bit if he got killed. I would welcome it because I can’t stand him at all which of course means he’s going to linger around like a cockroach much like Stefano who I’m beyond sick of. Oh Viki can you take care of this other evil man and take his son too while you’re at it.

Wow Rafe is one quick packer. He must have a black belt. Sami asks Rafe to move in and next thing you know his stuff is there. How did he get packed so quickly so of course while Sami was out EJ or Enormous Jackass which I’ve decided to call him shows up demanding to see Samantha. Dude have you not heard of calling? You do know how to use a phone right? He was his regular charming self and yes I’m being sarcastic since I can’t stand him in case you haven’t noticed. So I figured Enormous Jackass would be petty and change his mind about the lawsuit so I’m glad that Stephanie is going to testify. I hope his ass fries or that he gets struck by lightning and that it actually kills him although he might get lucky like Stefano did since he survived.

Nicole goes with Sydney to the park where she meets Sami. Oh yes I know I have to change my clothes at least once a day too. Oh wait no I don’t since I’m not filthy rich. Wow was I imagining things or did it look like Nicole actually felt a twinge of guilt when she looked at Sami with Sydney. Odd that Sami mentioned her looking like her mother when she’s the mother. Come on Sami be like Sheridan where you somehow recognize you own baby. So she tells her the good news and boy is it strange to see them getting along.

Of course Enormous Jackass was exactly that but Rafe was ready to fight him. Oh sweetie I know you’d knock him on his ass with no problem. I loved that line about getting someone to do his dirty work for him so Enormous Jackass wouldn’t break a nail. So after that he finds Nicole and Sami in the park and wigs out because Sami’s holding the baby. What does he think she’ll do to the baby? Hello dude you’re a shitty father from what I’ve seen and I bet your kids are scared of the angry yelling man Enormous Jackass.

So it looks like the suit is still on so it is vital that Stephanie testifies but I wonder how this night out with Melanie is going to go. It looks like she’s going to try to get her and Phillip back together. I hope not because I want Stephanie to testify against Enormous Jackass and I also want them to get another judge that isn’t in the Dimera’s pocket. And Phillip I’m still not liking the hair and oh boy that’s not a good look for you.

What does Stephanie do anyway? She went to the hospital to apply for a job and I’m sure she’ll get it after all Mom was Chief Of Staff at least I think she was. So I’m thinking she’ll have no problem since people on soaps never seem to have that problem. They go in and voila they got the job. Oops she kind of made Nathan look like an idiot. Maybe not such a good idea to brag about being a doctor followed by not having a clue about a file while the girl you ran into is able to locate the file. Oh crap there isn’t going to be a triangle is there or possibly a quadrangle? As long as they don’t try to pair Sami with EJ I’ll be able to tolerate it. Sorry but I’m not a fan of a girl and her rapist.

Since Daniel forgot his clothes or something I guess he asks Lucas and Chloe to pick up his clothes. He decides to take a run I guess to blow off some steam but it didn’t seem to help. Of course Kate was already there because she was planting the poison and she dropped her scarf or whatever the hell that thing was. Chloe was all cross eyed and remembering the hot times with Daniel although Lucas thought she was thinking about the time when he got blown up. Sorry dude the explosion wasn’t even hinted at. Chloe found it so hopefully she’ll remember who it belongs to but of course it won’t because she won’t since it never happens the way you want it to.

And while Rafe was unpacking he found Emily’s ring. He opens up a newspaper clipping that reveals her death was mysterious. What the hell is that supposed to mean? Kate is this your first murder attempt? I couldn’t help but think of the untraceable poison that Kate’s using to try to bump off Chloe so she can frame Daniel for her murder. I have to wonder if part of that is being a woman scorned along with not getting any in a while. So I guess my idea that maybe Ari was driving the car to the church on Rafe and Emily’s wedding day is out. Call me morbid but I want to find out more. Were they at the altar? Will Emily be seen? Or will I just drive myself nuts asking questions that no one will actually answer?

Now I’ve never been covered in honey like Donna but damn she must have some magical powers that allowed her to jump into the shower and come out just minutes later with everything washed off. I guess Dimbo has a secret about that after all she does love the stuff. Well duh anyone with a brain will know that Pam was behind it but hey there needs to be some comedy and I just enjoy her exit. Well she could always work over at Jackie M with her big sister.

Eric was acting like the Principal when he ordered the two to his office. Oh yes dude the fate of the company doesn’t trump yelling at Pam for pulling a stupid prank. Sure it wasn’t a good move but come on Eric you’re a moron thinking Donna should be part of the company. What’s wrong with having your trophy wife staying out of the company since she doesn’t actually contribute anything and hell she even has enough sense to realize that everyone hates her? The fact that two of your kids and the one Logan that actually does anything for the company took off should clue you in but I’ll give credit to Katie for trying to do damage control which is more than you can say for Donna. I guess Pam couldn’t find a closet to hide in like Stephanie told her too.

Boob was on but thankfully not for much of it. Eric better watch it since he might lose him next too. And did anyone else want to slap Marcus for congratulating Boobess for getting back together with Boob? Oh yes the two boobs are two boobs in a bra so all is well. Maybe it was just me but they didn’t seem like a happy couple to me and yes I wanted to slap Tom too.

There really should be a slap button. If Rick was really Satan like some people think wouldn’t he have punched Tom for being such an ass. Dude just rejoice in the bogus reunion of your stupid parents and stop being so damn petty. Was that really the right place to do it? So right on Rick for keeping your cool since I would have punched that idiot along with Marcus. Maybe that’s why I don’t really like him since he’s Donna’s son and the dim doesn’t fall far from the Dimtree. Well okay he might be smarter but that doesn’t make him less annoying and so what if mommy likes the guy that doesn’t mean Steffy’s going to end up with him.

Well at least Katie gets a free meal since Bill didn’t give her the same deal. I guess he realized that Katie isn’t all that slutty when you compare her to her sisters. I guess they filled the quota for the family. Hey if I can see him with his shirt off I’d be just fine with that since the dude is hot and unlike Boob he isn’t an idiot and come on you know the bad boy thing is sexy. So is it wrong for a girl to want to enjoy the pretty a little bit? I don’t think so.

I feel bad for poor Ste and I’m starting to wonder about Natty. No I won’t make fun of his name although I find it odd. I have to wonder if the same thing happened to him. Ste was getting calls so he wasn’t able to sleep and of course Daniel his so called good mate is still dosing him with the caffeine tablets. Natty does mention getting the same calls at night but Daniel claims it was some computer glitch and that all of those places are in India which is why the calls come at night.

I wonder if I’m the only one thinking that Daniel and Abi did the same thing to Natty that they’re doing to Ste so they can get the baby. It certainly isn’t helping that Amy isn’t back. Did Abi call her and tell her something that made her not want to come back? Is she even going to come back? Sure things go quicker on British soaps but if this was an American soap and there was going to be a recast it probably would have been done by now.

Zoe goes out with Natty and they have a good time but it looks like the creepy couple doesn’t like that so Abi gives Zoe an earful about Natty. She kind of implies that Natty was much like Ste once upon a time and I think she mentioned a girl’s name. Sure Natty’s says Daniel’s his best friend but I have to wonder if he had a kid that they talked him into getting rid of like they’re planning with Ste. Maybe he doesn’t know their scam but he certainly seems to be getting suspicious and that should be another red flag when Daniel just pops out when Natty wants to go see Ste and tells him not too. Hopefully he’ll figure it out so poor Ste realizes that he’s being screwed with.

Oh Cindy consider yourself lucky that Ste didn’t puke on your shoes although puking on someone’s food isn’t good either so everyone left the place. The poor guy can’t get any sleep and has no clue what his so called mates are up to. I wondered if Natty was involved in it but I’m thinking he isn’t because he doesn’t seem to know and he’s getting suspicious which is good since someone needs to help poor Ste out. I’m guessing they closed early that day. Well shame on Tony for leaving and then Dom took off.

Steph should have asked Dom in the first place because he can be counted on and he’s someone that can understand what Steph’s feeling since he lost Tina. At least the two had fun and I agree that Dom and Loretta made a lovely couple. Too bad Dom can’t deal with the girl’s job. He did go birdwatching so maybe he’ll run into her. He does care about her so maybe they’ll manage to work things out. So she strips for a living Dom just deal with it unless you want to be alone. There’s also the thought that they might pair Steph and Dom. I’m not sure how I’d feel about that although I adore Dom. Maybe or maybe I’m seeing something that isn’t there after all I’m wearing American goggles instead of British ones.