Dishing The Soaps!

I had no idea that Warren’s flat was so roomy with the three rooms. It’s going to be crowded with four guys living there and where is Archie going to sleep anyway? I’m thinking he’ll demand a bedroom since he’s getting the money together. That sounded pretty cheap to me for three bedrooms but of course I don’t know the translation or whatever you call it of  $750 from pounds or whatever it is to dollars but it sounds cheap but this wouldn’t be the first time there was a weirdness about the price of something.

Cheryl is amusing as always. She was working out while eating crisps at least I think that’s what they were and for those of you who don’t speak British that would be what they call chips and chips would be what they call fries for some insane reason. No clue why or why they add letters to words or change a z to an s or add a u to color to make colour. I guess it was just a one time thing with Myra since he was leering at Cheryl the whole time but of course she has her eye on Zak so I’m sure she’s thrilled that Michaela broke it off with him. Watch out you’re becoming the British Stephanie breaking up with the guy ever five minutes.

I didn’t know that Hannah, Zoe, and Nancy were living in that building too since the new neighbors are the guys and Darren lives down the hall. I guess that makes sense to have them all together like that. IT looks like the girls are going out to drown their woes over their lousy taste in men. So I guess Hannah’s going with an open marriage. She should just get it annulled because that means it doesn’t count instead of a full on divorce after all they didn’t sleep together.

Poor Ste does look knackered much like Mike said. I’m still thinking that Natty was also a victim of Daniel and Abi. As soon as Daniel fnds out that Natty’s moving in with Ste he spills the beans about Natty. Of course this being Hollyoaks where everyone is pretty judgemental and not so big with second chances the whole thing goes out the window. Ste doesn’t even let him explain himself since he just takes the little Daniel told him and tells Natty to leave. Kind of odd after all he wasn’t exactly Prince Charming himself not too long ago. People can change.

So Natty decided to tell Zoe about what happened and that makes me wonder if Daniel did the same thing to him. He tells her that he had a child too I believe a son if I’m not mistaken and he got these calls and he was really tired much like Ste is now. It sounds like his child was taken away. Child abuse was hinted at but not the extent of it and I’m sure Daniel is too thank for that because if you’re going to call someone at all hours like that and give them caffeine tablets that’s just a recipe for disaster when you’re looking after a baby. I think he wanted to help Ste out and wanted to find out if this might have something to do with what happened to him.

Damn it I didn’t get any hottie with a shirt off only Boob who I’m not the least bit interested in. Steffy and Tom need to go off and do other things because they are becoming way too involved in Mommy and Daddy’s reunion. So he didn’t yell this time are we supposed to give him a medal that he’s handling things better? Is that the power of Boobess because evil Brooke causes him to yell or is he sneaking those magical pills again? Boring! 

Well that just said it all after Boob and Boobess were in bed it went to a commercial but not just any commercial but the one where the words diarrhea, gas, and bloating show up. That amused me and I found it all too fitting. I even started composing a song for the Booby Bunch which is what I’m calling that family.  And if you’re really good I might include the song about the Booby Bunch but only if you really want it.

It only hit me when Marcus was talking to Dimbo that he’s Rick’s cousin. I’m thinking the girl is the reason he hates Rick. Am I right? And why would a mother call her husband Honey Bear in front of her song? Ick! Well I guess there’s a reason she’s called Dimbo although she had enough sense to question about her involvement with the company. Okay you love your husband that’s fine but that doesn’t mean you have to be around where you yourself said it too everyone hates you. That should be a sign because if she wasn’t there Pam wouldn’t have pulled that silly yet amusing stunt.

Katie went out to dinner with Bill and I guess she isn’t like her sisters because if she was she would have stripped Bill by now but no the clothes stayed on. He did have a point about the cover and yet she had the chance to choose the cover. I think she decided not to because there were bound to be strings and hey this way her conscience is clear because she didn’t choose the cover and let him do it. At least it was a picture where most of the dress was seeable so it wasn’t all that bad. Am I wrong in hoping that this guy will finally take his shirt off? He has it partially unbuttoned so I certainly wouldn’t mind it coming off to help make up for that horror show know as the Booby Bunch.

So Sasha decides to join Josh because Spencer was sweet enough to give her some money. But Josh is being a crappy friend since he takes off leaving her alone. And let this be a lesson it maybe isn’t a good idea to accept a drink from a stranger since he might get the wrong idea. Yes the jerk followed her out of the pub right since that’s what you Brits call them but he was scared off before anything could happen.

So Josh wins the crappy friend award but at least he came when she called. Have some compassion since the girl did lose her boyfriend and just scattered his ashes. Ruby and Josh take her home although she says she wants to go to home home. I wonder where Dave went because he did make that vow to make her have fun even if it killed him. I guess he’s off scratching with Pippa somewhere. And yes the drinking continued so I’m thinking this is just a way to say drinking is bad.