Dishing The Soaps!

And finally part 4 of this 12 part webisode thingie has emerged and wow it starts off at the flat and surprise there’s drinking going on along with eating. Sasha’s still miffed about them ditching her last night. I don’t blame her one little bit after all that guy wasn’t there to play Scrabble with her. But Josh is trying to make up for it and damn it I’m still having a problem understanding Gilly. Could someone please subtitle him for me? I wonder if British people have the same problem or if this is just an American having trouble with the accent.

So they decide to have a quiet night in where they play Twister. Do they call it Twister there? Of course it comes with drinking. Gee I’m shocked about that. Oh wait no I’m not since that’s all they’ve been doing so I’m thinking this is a subtle hint at drinking is bad which means someone is either going to end up dead by the 12th part comes up or ends up in the hospital. Let’s see if I’m right which I could be. Hey it does happen every so often. A girl’s bound to get lucky sometimes in guessing stuff.

Well Gilly does make a funny chicken at least I think he was trying to be a chicken. I’m not sure but there wasn’t any talking for me to not understand. Sure I get words but I could sit there in front of the guy and just wonder what in the hell he’s talking about. Sorry dude but that’s the truth and I’m sure I’m not the only one thinking that. So hope away and squak if that’s what you were doing. Who knows he might have gas or something. Or maybe he’s being an ape. I’m not sure.

Well I do have to say that this was a better one although it probably comes out better when you watch all of the episodes together to make one extra long episode or something. I don’t feel like doing math to add up the minutes so do it yourself. I’m sure this entry is still longer than this webisode but that’s because I’m a babbling. Was it just me or did Josh not look too thrilled about Sasha kissing Dave? Well he might have crabs or something judging from the way Pippa was scratching in I think the first part which didn’t give a good first impression.

Okay Hillary you certainly look like a Dave and sound like a Dave. And I’m glad I wasn’t eating at the time because Josh decided to puke right as Dave was sharing his little secret about being Hillary. Oh yum! At least he puked on the Twister thingie instead of directly on the carpet. Aw how sweet the boys are all out and the puke is just inches away.

Oh yes that makes sense lets give out promotions the day after the fashion show that went south. That makes sense. So Marcus gets Thorne’s old job. Say what? What does he do anyway? Sure I know he’s Donna’s kid and Rick’s cousin but what does he actually do aside from being a pain in the ass? And I guess Tom and Steffy get Felicia’s old job. I’m sure Thorne and Felicia will be thrilled when they find that out. So of course it’s a great idea to start a new clothing line. Come on Boob even you should agree with Rick on that one but no you’re petty Boob so you sit there like a Boob.

Marcus shares his idea because no one else has any ideas although Rick did  have one but it was shot down. Good on you Rick for keeping your temper because I would have decked that ass Marcus who I don’t like. Maybe it’s because of Dimbo but nah I just think the guy’s a dick and he’s being petty instead of professional which is why he makes those remarks so he just comes off as pathetic. Hey he should be pals with Boobess another pathetic person. And of course he wants Steffy as the model but she’s not thrilled about that idea. Rick steps in to respect her decision which is Marcus’s cue to once again be a jackass and say he’d love to  have another chance with Steffy. What a loser! And congrats to Rick for not saying a word since I’m sure he wanted to deck the guy so he’s being profession about the sitch unlike someone else I could name. Speaking of names I really should come up with one for him but right now I’m blank.

Brooke ends up bringing RJ over to see Boob. Uh wouldn’t he be at work? Why yes he was so that was odd. I wonder if it was more of a chance to talk to Boobess and right on for bringing up the whole thing about  Boobess not noticing that Boob was high on drugs when they had sex. Of course you didn’t want to see it and I still don’t know why she’d want that idiot. But of course she’s  Boobess so what else can I expect at this point? These two will always fight over this idiot even though he isn’t worth it. And I guess things aren’t so wonderful Boobess after all. Isn’t the moron capable of being by himself for a little bit so he can try to use  his brain if he has one to figure out what the hell he wants? I guess that’s beyond him.

Well I hope at some point that Bill takes his shirt off. Once again I’ve been deprived of Oweny goodness and forced to watch Boob which is just blah at this point. Come on throw a girl a bone and allow me to enjoy the view on a hot guy. Maybe Nicky was plotting to kill Owen since he’s gone nuts. Yes that’s what you should be doing when you have a new wife and you’d think he’d be trying extra hard to make the marriage work since this would be the third time for those two.

When Daniel was talking to Brady I realized that Daniel’s Theresa and Lucas is Gwen which makes Chloe Ethan. Now of course that won’t make any sense unless you watched Passions and even if you did you still might be confused. And now Lucas is off to Hong Kong which is great for Kate since she can carry out her plan. Too bad Chloe didn’t figure out the perfume and damn no one was around when Chris mentioned the scarf.

Oh crap don’t tell me I’m starting to like Nicole. That’s just wrong. It is funny that she’s trying to play peacemaker too but of course she has her reasons. Sure she wants Johnny to have his mommy but it benefits her too because Rafe won’t be poking his nose around which means he won’t stumble across her little secret although I’m hoping he does so dig away Rafe and remove your shirt please. Hey I said please.

Rafe ends up burning the article about the mysterious death and I’m still curious about it and that’s when Will decides to go home. It makes me wonder if he was making sure that Sami wasn’t around at the time so he could go in and out. Instead he finds Rafe who overreacts a little when Will was curious about what was burning. That’s when the news came out about Rafe moving in.

Okay is it considered a lecture when the guy agrees to listen? Oh Rafe I just love you. He actually made the kid think about things. I’m sure part of the reason he was so mad was because of the sitch he was in thinking Austin was his father but Sami was a kid when she had Will so that was a whole different thing because this time the lie was to protect instead of serve her own interests since she just decided she wanted Austin to be the father because she wanted Austin while this time she was protecting her daughter from Enormous Jackass and that evil family of his. So thanks to Rafe the two are back on good terms and hooray he’s moving in. Can I please see him in the shower? I’m starting to doubt the existence of a shower in Sami’s place so I need to confirm it and Rafe taking a shower would be a good way to do it. What like you weren’t thinking the same thing?

Right on Sami I always enjoy it when someone stands up to Enormous Jackass. Just because you’re tall and have those hand gestures doesn’t mean a person should be afraid to speak up although I wouldn’t have minded a slap. Smells like jealousy to me but please don’t go there because that would be horrible. The one good thing about the roughly a year I wasn’t watching the show was that I was spared seeing Sami marry Enormous Jackass. Sadly I was deprived of her marry Lucas too but I don’t want Sami to be with Enormous Jackass because he’s an Enormous Jackass among other things and the floppy hair came back too but he’s also a horrible excuse for a human being and Rafe is the better man than him. I wouldn’t be surprised if Nicole ends up with a ulcer having to deal with him and is it really worth it? Sure she has money now but she has that idiot to deal with and his pointing and floppy hair along with the yelling. Enough with the yelling already I have a headache.

The lawsuit has been dropped but it is still a threat if he finds out something about Rafe. Sure people have skeletons in their closets but I doubt that it can compare to the Dimera closet so I’m not worried about that. I still wonder about Emily’s death and wonder if Ari had something to do with it. Sure she mentioned a boyfriend who was an addict to explain her not wanting to get involved with Brady but I’m just not sure that I buy it and think it could tie in with Emily’s death. A Passions inspired thought has entered my head but what if Ari and Emily were an item? Okay that’s too out there since I doubt that will happen but she’s stupid because Brady’s a great guy not to mention very easy on the eyes and isn’t it time to take your shirt off again? Yes I think so and you too Rafe. I want the shirts off at least once an episode if possible.

Since Daniel is Theresa that could explain why I don’t really hate him. Well he could be Ethan too since he’s trying to be all noble but come on it’s really stupid of Chloe to stay with a man when she loves another. What’s the good in that? Lucas could get his memory back or maybe he’ll never be heard from again. He could get sucked out of the airplane while on his way to Hong Kong and hello this is turning a bit crackfied. Damn I should have done one of those posts before watching that I could have posted. Yes that would be a weird post about an episode that I haven’t watched which in no way resembles the episode since I tend to be a day behind on this soap. Oh well maybe sometime this week if the crack-o-meter gets fired up. So stay tuned who knows I might stumble across a plot bunny.