Dishing The Soaps!

Well at least one guy pays attention and does his duty by taking the shirt off so Eric I thank you for doing that. What like I’m the only one enjoying the Brady shirtlessness. Oops he forgot a towel but at least he looked like he really had gone swimming unlike Boobette 1 and Boobette 2. I completely agreed with Victor about Brady being a catch so obviously Ari is defective in some way. It is odd though that he was singing his praises when it wasn’t all that long ago that he was ready to toss him out of the family.

Don’t worry Brady I don’t have long nails so no claws but I wouldn’t mind getting a try because Ari is just stupid not that I really like her becuase I don’t. I still don’t like her at all and I know she’s hiding something. I have to wonder if it ties in with Emily’s death. She could be lying about being involved with an addict which was her excuse not to want to see Brady. Bitch didn’t you hear Victor the man’s a catch. Sure there are some strange things that come out of Victor’s mouth but that part made complete sense. She is hiding something and I wonder who she was talking to on the phone.

I guess they didn’t go for breakfast after all since Victor disappeared after he asked him if he wanted to go to the Brady Pub for breakfast. Why not go there after all you’re a Brady too since Caroline is your Aunt although it seems like people don’t realize that or rather Great Aunt because Shawn was John’s Uncle which is what puzzled me when he said he wasn’t related to Sami since they would be cousins I think. Hell this boy is related to most of the families in town although I’m sure he wants to forget about any Dimera blood in him. I don’t blame him for that at all because who would want to admit being related to Enormous Jackass. I know I wouldn’t although it’s fun to mock him and make fun of the hand gestures.

I was thinking the same thing when Nicole said that the hug between Sami and her was a sign of the apocalypse. That was just weird. Sure Sami’s grateful now but she doesn’t know the whole truth. Nicole did screw up when she mentioned losing her daughter. Sure there was a scare with Sydney but no one else but Brady and Dr Baker know about her miscarriage so that was a pretty stupid thing to say. It is just weird to see them get along but Sami does need a girlfriend and what’s her name is long gone. What in the hell was her friend’s name anyway? Oh yeah I just remembered it was Miriam but she’s been gone for years. So how long will the truce last? I know it’ll end when Sami finds out the truth. Could there be a murder in the future?

Sure I’m curious about Rafe but I don’t really think it’s going to be revealed that he’s a monster after all Enormous Jackass fulfills the monster quota along with his old man who seems to be semi retired on the monster front. Can you retire from that? Where is Rolf anyway? I guess he can’t carry out his evil plans without his number one minion and speaking of minions what about Bart? I think someone needs to take care of Stefano before he takes care of Rafe. I didn’t like the sound of that at all.

I think Nicole’s getting a little soft in the head. Of course Rafe is suspicious because she keeps acting suspicious. She’s too upset about Grace’s death and now she swoops in to save the day and stops the stupid lawsuit. Sami can’t force the man to stop investigating after all he’s a ex Fed which means he knows when someone is hiding something so of course he’s going to keep digging so he finds out what it is because it has to do with Sami.

Rafe could you pop over and give me a back rub too. And you’re free to remove your shirt too. Okay I have a one track mind but why not when the track is so pleasant. Aw how sweet Sami wants him to hang the picture. It isn’t that bad and if he likes it why not let him have it hanging. Like she said it grows on you. Aw and he called her his soulmate which I just loved. Nope Stefano nothing you can dig up will stop me from loving Rafe. You’re just jealous that he’s pretty and you’re just evil and creepy.

So that waiting room in that clinic or hospital was certainly creep. Are they trying to make people run out of their screaming fearing that they’ll catch something while sitting there waiting to see a doctor? Yes Josh it is a good idea to ask where any objects are going to be stuck especially when it looks like that and don’t mention itching. I bet you caught something from Pippa after all she was scratching herself. That really should have been done in private instead of in the kitchen while she was having breakfast.

Wow prepare to be amazed I actually understood Gilly. Maybe I’m getting used to him or maybe the earth is rotating backwards but he said that Gabby I think is a decent girl and deserves some respect. Yes you should tell the girl Josh when you find yourself coming down with a case of crabs. Maybe this was just a fluke because most of the time I can’t understand the guy. Of course I want to smack Josh because he’s being a dick. Who’s Gabby? Maybe there was a glitch in the translation and he was actually talking about Ruby instead?

Oh yes Dave that’s real nice mocking Josh about his crabs. I wouldn’t stay so close to him if I were you. I do recall the whole McQueen clan came down with a case of crabs thanks to Myra getting it on with Leo. So I will laugh if he gets it. I’m sure he’ll get something if he’s doing that Pippa girl. Come on scratching your crotch like that isn’t a really good sign.

Ooh Gilly was having some fun with Ruby when Josh came in being all crazy saying she was his bird but what about Gabby? Is there a Gabby? I bet I’m wondering about things longer than the actual webisode lasted? Yes I’m just special that way. Dude you just met her so I’d say she isn’t your bird and hell she’s saying it herself so fly away Josh and get drunk since you seem to be really good at that. Well we all need to be good at something and he’s getting good at being a jackass.

I’m just glad these are so short because I’m starting to feel itchy. That was just rude tossing poor Gilly down the stairs like that. If you’re going to toss someone down the stairs at least give them a helmet first so they don’t scramble their brains and get all bloody with teeth possibly getting chipped or something broken. That doesn’t sound like very much fun.

Well that was dumb for Ravi to fight like that when he’s got a ticking timebomb in his head that could go off at any time. And Ash proved yet again what an ass he is when he didn’t bother to mention to the either Calvin or Ravi that they were fighting each other.

Calvin’s strapped for cash so he’s skint which is British for broke and who knows if I have that spelled right but it sounds like that. It could be skinned but I don’t think it is but it could be because those accents can be a wee bit confusing. His career as a cop is over so he was going to sell his stuff but Ash made him an offer he couldn’t refuse. Where does this scumbag get all that money? Couldn’t Calvin have some of the money that Ash um donated to Spencer for being such an asshole in conning the poor thing?

It seems like Carmel is broke too. A mobile nail varnisher? Is that she was interviewing for? Why can’t they just say nail polish since varnish makes me think of that shiny paint people use on wood when they want it to stay woody looking yet shiny? So what would she do travel around making people up or doing their nails? She doesn’t have the money to get whatever a mobile varnisher needs.

Okay that’s an idea sticking the money in the oven. They’re just lucky no one decided to cook something. Poor Elliot had to suffer Zak and Michaela who were on the top bunk. Now that had to be a nightmare. They should just split the money up right now instead of keeping it together because they are just going to end up spying on the others because they’ll think that someone will help themselves to the money. So boys take your money and do whatever with it. But I’m thinking they won’t listen to me.

Anita and Ricky have a not date and Bel was all excited. Why did she mention the age difference? Okay I thought he was fourteen but now Anita said he’s fifteen so he’s only a year younger so what’s the big deal? Yeah like she wants to hang out with Mom and who knows if Dad would show up? I don’t blame her for leaving. Sure Gov can be sweet at times but come on that dude is pretty damn intimidating which I’m sure is quite helpful since he’s a headmaster. And Carmel gave a big thumbs up to the guy even though she didn’t realize that Ricky isn’t Shakespeare. I just love that girl even though she can be a bit of a dummy.

I did enjoy the shirtless scene with both Ravi and Calvin shirtless. Of course you have to remove your shirt when fighting after all you wouldn’t want to get any blood on it. It wasn’t looking good for poor Ravi who started going all blurry but he made it through the fight. Before he did he wrote a note to Ash of all people in case something happened when he was fighting. That boy should tell his family about his aneurysm. Maybe Ash would start acting human since I’ve seen him acting somewhat human so he’s not a total monster although it can be pretty hard to remember that since he’s such an ass conning people or trying to kill them.