Dishing The Soaps!

Here’s a story of a lovely blonde named Brooke. She was feeling all alone until the one day when she met these fellas and she knew that it was much more than a hunch that she’d bed them one by one and even marry them. But the one just captured her heart. Sure she slept with all the others and even had two kids with the father but the one fella stood out from all the others.

His name is Boob and no clue what the appeal is but she does go after him over and over again. Who knows how many times they were married but this last wasn’t so legal. Oh no and a brief moment of insanity handing him over to the lovely brunette with the skirt a bit tight around the ass. A dumb doctor who didn’t want to see he was high on pills which is why he slept with her. With two kids of her own because the third sadly died and talk about a mess. She’s no saint herself truth to be told but of course the blonde always gets the shaft. Now Boobess has Boob all to herself but for how long.

And don’t forget the meddling mom who messes around with her son’s love life although she should be thinking of her own. Or maybe she could focus on the actual cute son who was trapped in the basement with his sister. Thank goodness it wasn’t another Dollanger sitch only with another room. Why the blonde didn’t choose Thorne even though his name is silly too but hey he’s hot so who cares. But no she’s fixated on Boob who is known as Ridge. Was he born on a ridge to end up with that name? Such a dolt and a total boob hence me calling him Boob.

And the two surviving kids knew it was much more than a hunch that Mommy and Daddy could get back together if they meddle too. Now they are Boobette 1 and Boobette 2. Come on tend to your own love life since you’re supposed to be icked out by your parents getting it out. That’s something that doesn’t happen since you’re supposed to have blinders on not even thinking about that and not lurking in the bushs. And Boobette 2 you have a hot guy of your own so give him a little something since he isn’t getting any.

There was another a brunette with an agenda of her own. She wanted Boob all to herself. So with some bouncing back and forth along with a skirt too tight for her ass she thinks she has him back but not so for the lovely blonde has other plans of her own. Who will win the Boob? Odds are in the blonde’s favor and the brunette’s all alone.

Oh Brooke find another guy. Why do you want Boob? He isn’t even cute. Let Boobess have him until she wakes up but in the meantime she should have her license revoked. Why not Bill who happens to be pretty cute? Of course you might be in competition with your sister and possibly both if Dimbo joins in too since she’s sure to get sick of Honey Bear at some point. I can’t even look at a bottle of that stuff without getting that dreadful image in my head. I’d rather Owen dripped in honey instead of Mr Constipated. Yes dude you’re not looking so great these days. I guess honey takes a lot out of you.