Jul 21 2009
There Is Something About That Whip
Well I won’t go into the rant at least not about the reason behind the delay so on to the babbling. I was a bit confused at first when Brooke seemed to be into it but nope she was just messing with Whip. To quote a jackass in Salem, “Dude she’s just not that into you.” You can feel free to give me a massage or foot rub anytime Whip since that sounds nice. Nope for some insane reason Brooke wants her Boob. Maybe she should take a sanity test complete with inkblots.
I’m baffled about Boobette’s attitude towards Brooke. Why go after the one person that was actually supportive of the relationship with Rick instead of joining the others and forbidding two consenting adults from being together. Sure a kid wants their parents together but guess what that doesn’t always work and Boobess isn’t the only one that’s had pain so that was pretty shitty of her to tell Brooke to back off. Did she just use Rick to get her parents back together? Okay maybe this is an oddball thought because people seem to hate him and think that he only got involved with her to break up Brooke and Boob but what if it’s actually the other way around. I haven’t seen her with Rick at all lately and even when he’s around she isn’t really with him so I have to wonder about that.
I think Pam likes Whip and she did make a good point about his name. Oh of course Pam wouldn’t have a single naughty thought. Yeah right I’m sure she learned a thing or two watching Dimbo with her honey bear. And he does like her Lemon Bars. Maybe she puts booze in them. Now Stephanie is stumped because the man candy isn’t working on Brooke. When will it occur to her that for Brooke this idiot is the great love of her life although I can’t figure it out myself. If someone can please let me know because I don’t get it.
Oh yes Boob is really happy with Boobess. Hello pathetic much Boobess asking Boob to marry her. What the hell is that? They’re back together for ten minutes and she’s already asking him to marry her. I guess she thought she’d strike right now after all Boob did run after Brooke and he was later spotted by Boobette 2 hugging her and comforting her. Yes Brooke was stupid when she put Boob’s hand in Boobess and told them to be together since she clearly wasn’t thinking. I know that made no sense to me. The idiot should be alone for a while but of course that won’t happen with Mommy plotting with Boobess and of course the Boobettes plotting to get the two married. And damn it all there wasn’t any Oweny goodness to enjoy during the stupidity of The Booby Bunch so yes once again The Booby Bunch dominated. At least Pam was around to lighten things a little bit. Did you not listen to my demands? Owen needs to be shirtless if I have to suffer through The Booby Bunch. Shudder to think how horrible it would be if this soap was an hour long.
