Dishing The Soaps!

Maggie really bought that bogus call. It sounded fake to me but of course I know that Kate pieced together bits of conversation to make a bogus phone call. Well that was lucky that Bo and Hope turned up. Bo tried to call but he talked to Chris who thought Bo was some crazy fan. Hee Bo called Chris a crazy woman. Well he is quite a character. Remind me not to get on Kate’s shit list.

Damn those brownies must be good even though they’re poisoned since she kept munching on them. Finally she saw sense and planned on leaving Lucas and they were ready to do it in kitchen but Chris ruined their fun and a potential shirtless moment. Shame on you Chris. And now she collapses again so things aren’t looking good but of course things are going great for Kate.

Nicole you’re still not the person you should have been. Okay one good deed but it wasn’t exactly selfless on your part since you want to save your own ass. You want Sami to have Johnny so no one will poke around in your business. It wasn’t that great and yes she had to Will to cover her own butt. But I do think somewhere deep, deep down she might have a twinge of guilt after all she did start crying.

I just want to smack Chad can he not get a clue and leave Mia alone. It must be really handy to be rich since you have money but you can also find out things which allowed Nicole to threaten Chad but will that scare him away? He seems pretty damn determined. If Mia leaves that laptop somewhere all her secrets could be revealed. So once again Nicole does a good deed but of course it is for her benefit too because she doesn’t want anyone to know the truth. Well I do because I want to see Enormous Jackass go all crazy and possibly turn red. I’ll watch for smoke to come out of his ears too.

Oh Bo did you just give me a idea. Well I have to admit that Chris does sound like a crazy woman so don’t be surprised if I do a drabble or crackfic because I was inspired by that. Things are falling into place for Kate since of course she wants Maggie to spill the beans. And now the name of the drug is revealed and I have no clue what it is but hey I’m not a pharmacist but at least now they know what it is and it sounds pretty nasty but will Daniel be able to save her before he gets arrested?

Oh Bo I do love you but think for a minute would the guy just leave the drug he was using to poison Chloe lying around his apartment? Come on can’t you smell a setup? I guess he can’t. And I wonder if I was the only one that was amused by Chloe’s seizure. I’m sorry but it just looked so funny much like that time when Andrea at least I think it was her on 90210 got hit by a car. Some things just look funny even if they aren’t if that makes anything resembling sense.

Phillip ends up getting drunk and Melanie takes him I thought home but they end up at the Horton cabin. Don’t you have to take a boat there? Am I the only one confused by that? Of course he’s acting like an idiot and what girl is going to want him all drunk and miserable like that? Okay I’ll try to lay off the hair after all I did post that crackfic earlier today at my website but come on his hair was just a mess. Is he hanging out with Will? I’m not sure about Melanie and Phillip. I think there’s going to be a quadrangle or foursome whatever the hell they call it. Well they call three a triangle so I’m just going up a number since I’m sure Nathan is going to get caught up in it too. Why was he surprised that Melanie left? You left dude but Ari certainly didn’t help because she failed to mention that the guy she left with was drunk since it’s not like she decided to just go off with some other guy. She didn’t want him driving because he was drunk.

Guess what Sasha and Josh are doing? Try again. Oh yes they are still drinking. I would think they’d be peeing and puking more but no one seems to be heading off to the loo for either thing. And who is Renaldo? Should I know who that is? If the drink is so scuzzy why are you drinking it? Wouldn’t that be your cue to put the glass down instead of continuing to drink? Well maybe the language barrier is rearing its ugly head again but somehow I don’t think so. Scuzzy sounds not good tasting so hopefully the thing is cheap.

Oh excuse me your highness. That’s something to really brag about being a Karaoke Queen. That would be a good reason to get drunk right there after all if I started singing peoples ears would start bleeding so I’m sure a few drinks will help stop that. At this rate they won’t be able to go into any pub since they’ve been tossed out of all of them. And poor Sasha’s dress was ripped. That was the shortest catfight ever.

I don’t think I’d want to grab her after all she does have crabs so I wouldn’t want to get too close. She’s pretty trashy but sadly there was no singing. Well I kind of figured that would be coming. Yes Josh and Sasha got it on and did it in Dave’s bed. Well at least it was a bed but of course that’s going to make things a wee bit awkward and hey Rhys is going to show up.

Finally my demand was met but sadly it was just so short so hopefully it will pick up tomorrow. I do miss a tub. He wasn’t wearing the bedazzling black undies since I saw white. I feel a little cheated because there wasn’t any stripped going on except for the removal of his shirt. Well I guess I’ll take what I can get when I can get it. It helps me stomach the rest which is just same old same old only with new people saying it.

Now I’m more convinced that Boobette 2 is the one that was using Rick since she said it herself that Rick would always be in the way and she did imply that she wasn’t sure if the relationship would have a future after all he’s served his purpose right Boobette 2? I’m sure you’re doing Boobess proud. She’s acting like Brooke’s the villain of the piece when hello Boobess isn’t all squeaky clean herself. I find it interesting that her drunk driving that resulted in killing Pam never gets thrown back in her face yet Rick gets named the Devil because he had a car accident. Guess what they happen. Sure they are tragic and sometimes someone dies but it is just an accident unlike Boobess who was drunk which is a whole other thing yet she’s treated as some kind of Saint. I guess it’s because she has Stephanie’s stamp of approval.

Bridget popped in. I guess she flew in from Bon Temps where she’s posing as Daphne or maybe that’s a twin sister she doesn’t know about. Hey did I just come up with a potential plot bunny? Hmm maybe I did which I might think about a bit more and post over at my website. Whip wanted to use her as a model but she wasn’t up for it so she has that in common with Boobette 2. Next he decides to cash in on the cougar angle after all Jackie’s a good looking woman and she has an incredibly gorgeous husband. At least Whip won’t be boring but dude his name is Owen not Oscar. That just makes me think of someone green and grouchy. Oh wait that would be Oscar the Grouch. I do thank him for the tub though.

Owen ends up pulling Jackie away and hello there’s a nice inviting bubble bath just waiting for them so of course they have to practice if they’re going to do a billboard that has the two of them in a tub. Hey if it gets Owen out of his shirt I’m all for it. I’ll just imagine I’m there instead of Jackie. Lucky Jackie! I’m sure Nicky will have some interesting facial expressions. At least he’s more entertaining than his dimwitted brother Boob who is just an idiot. Have I mentioned how much of an idiot he is although Nick’s being one too but I guess he’s being an idiot with good intentions although Owen hasn’t done anything that suggests he is anything but a man in love with a woman who just happens to be older. This isn’t impossible but I think Nick has a crush on Owen because he’s just so darn pretty.

If Boob had half a brain he would have spent some time alone but no he accepts Boobess’s proposal like a total moron. It make the Boobettes happy too. That just shows how pathetic she is and then she brings Phoebe into it saying that she’s the one that brought them together. Now I don’t know about anyone else but if I was Phoebe I think I’d be rolling in my grave right about now but maybe she’d be a Boobette too. No idea so she gets her name since I’m not sure how I’d work that out in the Boobette ranking. She could be yelling at them telling them how stupid they all are.

Brooke of course is bummed and regretting that bonehead move she made. I knew that would come back to bite her on the ass. Katie came over to see how Brooke was doing. Why does she have a fire? You’re in LA so you really don’t need a fire. Maybe she just likes looking at the pretty fire. I just wish she’d give that loser up and find someone else because he’s so not worth it and he didn’t even look happy while the other members of The Booby Bunch were looking through family albums. Grow a pair and go be alone for a while since this whole getting married thing is such a stupid idea but this is Boob I’m talking about so stupid is something he does best. And I’m going to try to ignore the fact that he’s a lefthander after all I can just think of Owen instead in his leftie sexiness not that he’d be any less hot if he wrote with his right hand.