Dishing The Soaps!

Thank you and hello there’s another thing added to that growing list which would be Tie Porn. Who knew a tie would look so hot. All you need to do is get a hottie to take his shirt off and put it around his neck. Jackie was certainly having fun so you go girl. Owen was jealous though and he certainly didn’t like it when Jackie and Whip were flirting. Is it just me or does it look like Whip might like Jackie? So this certainly points towards the marriage being legit. Why do people find it so hard to believe? So it’s fine for the girl to be younger but not the guy? I say right on Jackie and enjoy every minute of it becuase he’s just so damn pretty. Thank you for taking your shirt off.

I think Pam might like Clark. Well that would certainly be an interesting pairing and if it takes away from The Booby Bunch I’m all for it because the less of them I see the better. Once again Rick is nowhere in sight so I’m still thinking Boobette 2 was the one doing the using because she has exactly what she wants Mommy and Daddy together but he doesn’t look all that happy since he’s just letting himself be bullied into it because that’s what he should do. Dude why not try being alone for a while. Would that be such a bad thing to do? The idiot said he wanted some peace and quiet well here’s a thought just be by yourself for awhile so you can try to figure out what the hell you want although I think he wants both.

I just wish Brooke would give up on Boob because he so isn’t worth the effort. Boobess is just pathetic and she did look worried when she found out that Boob went to tell Brooke. If he really wanted to marry Boobess because he’s happy with her why tell Brooke? Why did he feel the need to go over there? I think Brooke’s right in saying that he wanted Brooke to stop him because he’s too much of a coward to stand up say he really doesn’t want to marry Boobess. Find someone else and stop butting in Stephanie but that won’t happen because she wants The Booby Bunch together. Hello you do remember you have other children don’t you? Why not help Thorne get someone? And shouldn’t she not like Boobess because wasn’t Thorne married to Darla? So all is forgiven with Boobess and Rick is considered the spawn of Satan. Is it the lips? Maybe she has magical powers where you stare at her lips and get hypnotized? Hmm did I just potentially come up with a plot bunny?

Well that’s a bit of a letdown that the big surprise turned out to be some skateboard thing. Oh the excitement. I think Anita was hoping for something else and oops no money to pay the bill either so Anita was stuck paying. Ricky’s totally hiding something. So all is not well on that front. Maybe his Dad’s a drunk or something which would explain him not wanting her to go to his house.

What a guy thing to say when Wade said he thought it was just a one off. At least he had some sense when he said that Lauren isn’t over Newt which she isn’t. Come on Lauren don’t be a boob with a British accent. Okay that won’t make any sense unless you also happen to read The Bold And The Beautiful posts. I guess he won’t be around anymore since he’s going home wherever home is.

Dumb move Zak telling Hayley about the money. That was pretty sneaky of her to sneak over to the place to try to find the money. I can’t believe she was saying that all of them couldn’t be trusted. Sure I see that about Archie but Elliot and I like Kris and besides the money isn’t something he’s concerned about since he’s too worried about Ravi who is being such an idiot. I want to smack that boy. Elliot uses his big brain and gets a safe so the money is fine. Each of them will choose a number and they won’t know it so only the four of them together will be able to open the safe. Now that’s smart although they could always just split it up right now and put it in the bank but of course that won’t happen.

Ravi waffles again when Ass bullies him into doing the fight and he throws the money back at him. I wish someone would tell him to start fighting instead of bullying people into fighting. He should have stuck to his guns and refused because it is dangerous for him to fight. Kris is just being a good mate but of course Ass is his typical asshole self and just calls him a fairy. Why exactly is he a fairy? That is just one of those things I don’t get. What difference does it make if he likes guys or girls? He’s just concerned about his friend putting himself in dangerous situations. Shouldn’t a brother care about his little brother? I guess not when you’re the Golden Boy. Ravi isn’t dumb but he is certainly making a huge mistake when he has absolutely nothing to prove so that was well out of order when he punched Kris in the stomach.

Ravi does apologize and Kris tries to talk some sense into him but it just isn’t working. There’s really nothing Kris can do at this point. Ass shows up acting like a you guessed it an ass. He wants Kris to stay away from Ravi and of course he’s being nasty as ever. I don’t blame Kris one bit for finally spilling the beans. He’s been there for Ravi through this whole thing and frankly the guy’s family should know. Now will this stop Ass from being an such an ass? I hope so but like a leopard that can’t change his spots I’m thinking he’ll always be an ass but maybe he’ll start thinking about someone else for a change instead of himself and his pocketbook.