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Jul 31 2009

Just Die

PhotobucketThings are really working out for Kate. Of course no one thinks of the other time Kate tried to bump someone off. Of course this time she’s more hands on which makes me think that it’s partly because of the woman scorned bit along with her always being way too involved with her son’s love life. Too bad Lucas isn’t around for him to put two and two together since he saw the “liquid vitamins” himself. She’s probably not trying very hard to reach Lucas hoping that Chloe will just hurry up and die. Too bad Enormous Jackass didn’t get poisoned food too.

The cat is out of the bag so now Lexie knows about the affair and she adds some pretty damning things which makes things look worse for Daniel. She’s no stranger to affairs so why didn’t she see it? I feel bad for poor Daniel who is seriously screwed but he did make a good point about the warrant since Bo searched the apartment without one. A lawyer could have that thrown out as long as it isn’t Mickey otherwise Daniel will end up on death row.

What is up with Chad’s tank top. The one side makes him look like he’s wearing a bra or maybe half a bra. Well there was the one boobed Glenn so now here’s a half bra wearing moron. So he was in a place where phones and other methods of communication were banned? He’s a jerk. Of course Mia didn’t tell Will the truth although she didn’t mention that Chad was her ex. Will of course is the better guy but I’m thinking Chad will be causing trouble since Nicole just isn’t scary enough.

I just want to smack Ari for giving the wrong impression of Melanie leaving with Phillip. When Nathan mentioned that Stephanie got all bitchy about things not even thinking to give Mel the benefit of the doubt. So I felt like slapping her too. This girl can be so damn annoying. I just want to tug on that lonely curl to see if it might activate her brain. Instead of waiting to find out what happened she decides to think the worst. Excuse me bitch but once again you dropped Phillip so you don’t have a leg to stand on.

Sure Phillip made a move and his hair was just silly. Why did he let someone do that to him? Did he lose a bet? Maybe he wanted to be included in the hair mocking. Sure Mel might have been tempted after all she’s human and despite his currently silly hair he’s a cutie and come on how can one resist dimples even though they are supposedly a deformity. I can’t figure that out since dimples are adorable and come with some real yummies. Just think about that for a moment while I try to figure out where I was before I got distracted.

Mel mentioned another guy. Sure the smart thing would have been to drive him home instead of to the cabin. She was thinking of Stephanie and she did pull away. She knew that it wouldn’t have meant anything since Phillip isn’t over Stephanie although I did notice her implying that things might be different if he actually meant it. Yep I smell a quadrangle in progress.

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Jul 31 2009

One Month

bridgetI haven’t kept track but it is Nick and Bridget’s one month anniversary. He gives her a rinky dinky photo album but at least he ends up giving her a pair of earrings. If I’m not mistaken I think they might be marcasite and if they are not such a fortune. Put the earrings on the end table before going back under the covers to play Doctor. At least I think that’s a good idea because earring backs tend to go missing often and hell the whole earring could too and end up sucked up into the vacuum.

No shocker that Boob is once again being stupid. He wasn’t complaining about that kiss either. So he tells Brooke that he loves her followed by his intention of marrying Boobess. Oh yes that makes sense. That always works so well doesn’t it? And where did he get that ring? Did he stop somewhere on the way back to the Booby Manor? I’m sure he qualifies for a discount on engagement rings by now. I didn’t like it but I’m not a Boobess.

Brooke texts Boob who stupidly left his phone at home. Boobette 2 didn’t like how long Daddy was taking and once again not a thought about Rick. I guess he’s served his purpose since it is so obvious that she was using the relationship to get Mommy and Daddy back together. Hey I thought people were supposed to be very attached to those damn things. Boobette sent texts back to Brooke and they weren’t nice plus there was a picture of the Boob and Boobess. Poor Brooke should just forget about him. Let Boobess be miserable with him since she deserves it the pathetic wench.

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