Dishing The Soaps!

Well Ari managed to sneak her way out of the awkwardness of the guy that Brady thought attacked her although I’m drawing a blank. Is that really the same guy? I guess I wasn’t paying attention after all there was a Brady to look at so why would I be looking at this guy? She made up some story about him apologizing to him. I’ll admit that I never really liked Ari and didn’t really like the actor either because it just didn’t work because the chemistry wasn’t there so I’m trying to look at Ari from a fresh perspective and maybe some rose colored glasses too. I’m just so thrilled to have Eric and Lindsay together again because as I’m sure other Passions fans will agree we totally got robbed. Sure Ethan and Theresa got married in the last episode and that was it so this is sort of like continuing along with name changes if that makes any sense.

He had to get home as he calls the mansion. I wonder what I’d call it if I had a place with twenty rooms. She suggests she goes with him and he agrees. They get there and Brady’s talking on the phone so Ari amuses herself by playing around with this vase or urn thingie. Okay I’ll admit that I wondered if she was casing the joint after all I’m thinking she didn’t want to give that Troy guy what he wanted since he wasn’t interested in money. Now I’ve never seen that thing before. Brady’s afraid she’ll break the thing which is I think 20,000 years old. If you have something that old lying around shouldn’t it be in a safer location? Shit you could trip and land against the desk or table it was on and send it crashing to the floor.

He suggests swimming but oops it appears no one has their suit. Well didn’t Brady say there were no suits allowed in this pool that we’ve never actually seen. I’m starting to think it might be a figment of Brady’s imagination. But hey I’m good with anything that gets Brady out of his shirt and I’m sure Ari agrees. Damn that was one big towel or maybe it was a blanket. Luckily there’s no creepy gardener lurking around and I’m thinking it is long past Henderson’s bedtime. And it’s a good thing Justin isn’t around either so the two can be alone.

Wow a cheap and quick flight now that’s the way to travel. Of course Rafe got there first so Sami didn’t get on the same flight as him but she arrives soon after. It isn’t looking good because Dick is sitting in the chair with a  bruised neck and a rope. This just struck me as odd. Okay faking a suicide isn’t a bad idea but wouldn’t it work better if you had the guy actually hanging? He appears to be dead but oops there are Ninja Types that attack Rafe who leave the rope in his hand. So he’s lying on the floor when Sami comes in.

I’m wondering why she has a brown ribbon in her hair. Wouldn’t it make more sense for it to be purple? That does seem to be the hot color that every Salem gal is wearing these days. Come on think about it for a moment you have Hope, Nicole, Mia, Kate, and now Sami. She checks on him and he comes too. Someone really should have put a Do Not Disturb sign on the door because housekeeping can really cause a person to jump. Since time is running short because someone is bound to come into the room and discover the dead guy who I believe was also handcuffed to the chair Rafe has to work fast. Luckily his FBI skills haven’t left him so he grabs a handkerchief and starts digging around in Dick’s pockets. They leave when someone arrives going out the window.

It’s really great seeing these two together. Yes I’m hoping they’ll get back together since Sami and Rafe are just adorable together. But they have no idea that Dick isn’t so dead because his fingers are twitching. Well of course I’m thinking whoever did this is an idiot because Dick covered his ass because if something happens to him his lawyer will reveal the letter spilling all the details about what happened. Oh Stefano are you slipping in your old age? Sloppy dude but hey I’m proud of you for being able to spell dead.

Nicole is wigging out and I’m amused that it’s the same day yet Rafe and Sami both managed to get over to the Dominican Republic while Salem stayed the same day. I guess the plane went through a portal. She’s trying to get ahold of Stefano to find out what’s going on. She’s wigged because Dick called Sami and of course Rafe stole her phone. She was leaving yet another message when Enormous Jackass came in wanting to know why she was so hot to get in touch with Stefano.

Oops but Stefano comes in. I have to wonder if he enjoys watching her squirm just a bit. He comes up with a very plausible story that they were planning a surprise party for Enormous Jackass. Wow I forgot this guy was actually born instead of spawned although the funny thing is that he’s really supposed to be about thirteen and in junior high. Oh the fun of supersizing the kids. Yes he’s supposed to be younger than Brady while Brady’s only supposed to be about a year or so older than Will.

Okay I’m disappointed because I really didn’t have any hair to mock and Enormous Jackass didn’t flip out that much and of course felt like a jackass thinking he ruined the surprise. Well being rich has its advantages since it shouldn’t be too hard to pull off a party although I have to wonder who they’ll invite since Enormous Jackass doesn’t exactly have friends. I guess they could go with business associates and hell invite Victor if they want to. I kinda doubt that will happen. Phillip is out since he’s gone from the family business at least for the time being.

Daniel is trying to get Kate to confess to what she’s done. I just think he wants to hear her actually say it but she’s too paranoid to actually come right out and say it. He did have her wondering if Daniel was telling the truth about not being over her and that Chloe was a rebound. It isn’t going to be good if she catches him trying to help Chloe. Time isn’t on his side with Lucas deciding to pull the plug on Chloe. Oh Kate that was such a dumb thing to say about being happy when he made that announcement ironically they were in the Cheating Heart at the time.

I’m just wondering what the hell is up with Lucas. Is he in denial about Kate or what? Does anyone else want to smack him in the head with a frying pan? Hey it just might knock some sense into him. Sure Chloe had an affair with Daniel but is that really a poisoning offense when she did try to make the marriage work with that stupid pact with God. Yeah right like those ever work just ask Theresa. Is he trying to catch her doing something that will clue him in? I just don’t know what the deal is because he should be yelling at the bitch for once again butting into his life.

Stefano is losing his touch. He sends I’m guessing the Ninja guys to the Dominican Republic and they don’t bother to check if the man is still alive. Damn it must be hot in those outfits. Also he didn’t seem to know about the letter Dick wrote revealing all that will be sent out if something happens to him. He really needs to take some tips from Alistair who was a much better brand of evil. The dude had the whole town of Harmony under surveillance which is just creepy. Would you really want him looking at you during your private moments? I wonder if they’ll have Pin The Tail On The Jackass when they have his party. That actually might be fun but only the way I’d play it where he’s the Jackass I’m aiming for.

Owen I don’t know anything about this blue grotto place either so you’re not alone hot stuff. Yeah I guess he just feels like he’s just around because he’s just so darn pretty and he probably feels dumb next to Whip. Slap Whip for that. I’m rooting for these two but I think Owen just needs some time to himself for a bit before he goes back to Jackie. It’s not like he said he was finished with her. Now if only he’d take that tank top off.

Why wasn’t Rick there? Once again he was left out and this is his family. Okay they sent Marcus out into the hall but I would imagine he’s going to be clued in so shouldn’t Rick since he’s part of the family too and Beth is his grandmother. It does amuse me because once again Mom isn’t really old enough since she’s only eight years older than Brooke at least in reality. That amuses me. I was thinking Robin wasn’t old enough to play Katherine’s mother and I was right.

Boob takes Stephanie into his office to tell her what’s going on. Well she certainly changed her tune didn’t she? I guess even bitter enemies wouldn’t wish this fate on each other. And Dad decides that he wants to marry Beth again. So he was a deadbeat that took off but came back at some point and he wants to make up for being such an asshole? Is that the story?

Nice Brooke using this sitch to try to get Boob to make a decision. Well the idiot should make up his mind. But I think he likes not making up his mind because he can bounce back and forth just like dear old Dad with his wandering eye. I’d rather another guy show up instead of Boob but for some reason Brooke loves him although I can’t figure out why. I guess I need a pair of Boob Glasses to try to figure out the appeal of this idiot. He’s an idiot in case you haven’t been paying attention and well he isn’t ugly but he doesn’t do anything for me. Nope he doesn’t make me yearn for him to take his shirt off like Owen does. Hell his brothers are cuter than he is although Thorne’s probably hiding in the basement somewhere with Felicia and possibly Rick since he’s been non existent lately.

Now I was thrilled a while back to hear about my boyfriend being on the awards. I never questioned it because he’s on the CW and he was on Days Of Our Lives as a Brady. And he’s at least to my knowledge the only person to leave a show and never get recast like they so often do and not always all that great either. Mike is a great example of that along with Billie because the third one just sucked. Sorry Julie but the character was just all screwed up when you stepped in. So I’m glad I recorded this thing and kind of knew since I was taking peeks that Jensen wasn’t on but come on that’s just cruel promising me him and not delivering. With that said the rant is over at least about this and on to the rest.

Why was Oscar dressed up like a bellhop? He was supposed to be selling tickets but he looked like he should be taking peoples luggage. Aren’t Elmo and Mr Gordan at least I’m guessing that’s who the bald guy was from his neighborhood? And the magic kinda fizzled when you could see the guy holding Cookie Monster talking right there for all to see. I suggest you put something on to cover your head or perhaps you could try working on talking without moving your lips. Wouldn’t a little kid be crushed by that? But I wouldn’t mind a visit from the Cookie Fairy.

Maybe that’s the key to getting rid of Boob singing to him. Unlike Vanessa me singing is just scary. It could cause the ears to bleed and for people to run away quickly like someone set them on fire. So enjoy Vanessa. And sweetie that jewelry clashed with that outfit. She had pink I’m thinking it was crystal because that’s all sparkly and pretty or maybe that’s just the poor person’s version since it could have been diamonds but it just wasn’t working with that outfit. Like I said it clashed and the bracelet didn’t really match the necklace. Oops someone needs to fire someone and maybe think about checking the mirror before heading out.

Supporting Actor: Well I do find Bradford adorable and if there was a way to watch him and Kirsten I would watch GH but just not the whole show although I did at one point but there’s no Antonio to drool over. Where was I? Well Vincent won and I do know him because he was on Santa Barbara. So congrats Vincent and whoever you are tied guy. I’ve never seen that happen but I can’t really remember the last time I watched this. I was excited about someone and well you know what happened with that.

While I hate Boob that doesn’t mean I hate the guy that plays him but I have to wonder about Ronn and what he was thinking when he left his house. Was that a scarf around his neck? I don’t think it was a tie or maybe it was a weird one. He later took it off so maybe he heard me laughing at him but wait no I only watched it today. Maybe he sensed it or maybe Bo got a vision and warned him about it. And Heather got a haircut. Thankfully it wasn’t too much and it did look cute.

Now I love Kirsten and find her adorable but I’m wondering about that boa thingie attached to her dress. Was it attached? Maybe it was clinging for its life. She was adorable as Belle and she’s adorable as Maxie or is it Maxxie? I’m not sure but hey that blonde chick won that plays Lulu. Julie did look pretty stunned like she thought it was a joke but this is August so no April Fool’s this time sweetie.

Supporting Actress: Hey it’s that chick that played Ava or whoever that screwed around with poor Steve when he didn’t know who he was? She came and went rather quickly but she landed on her feet and got an award. I’m confused about this because wasn’t this role pretty quick?

Younger Actor: I’ll admit to some confusion about the categories myself but I’m with Rachel since I want best shower scene too. I’m still miffed that I’m being deprived of quality Rafe shower scenes because he does shower and has mentioned it but I have yet to see one. Darrin won so that’s a nice way to leave the soap world but oops he has a potty mouth. At first I thought it was the TV being screwing again but he did ask if he sweared which pretty much said it all. You gotta love that.

I’m not that crazy about brown but at least Vanessa didn’t have any clashing jewelry on that time.

 I did like the clips because it did have some nice shirtless time and damn I wished I’d been watching when Stephanie had that shotgun. She could be the Winchesters crazy ass grandmother after all we don’t know about their grandparents on John’s side of the family.

Hee it’s Enormous Jackass oops sorry I mean James and Jay. Damn James is tall. There are a few guys that come to mind that just stand out from the others since there seems to be some weird height thing going on among soaps with the guys although a few are taller and James would be one of them and Victor Webster would be another along with Ryan Partlin. I’m not sure if it was standing right next to James which shows the height difference but it could have been the suit since a suit can make someone look shorter. Just look at Dean in that black suit and you’ll see what I mean.

Best Drama: The Bold And The Beautiful won it and damn I missed out on a fight between Boob and Rick. I just didn’t like the part where Rick went over the building. no wonder he hates Boob. If someone threw me off a building I’d be pretty pissed at them too.

Was it just me or did that one guy that kept popping up and that ended up dancing with Vanessa look like Victor Webster at least at a distance if you weren’t really looking at his face? I have no idea who he is at all. And that is all of my ramblings about the Daytime Emmy Awards. You can breathe again but stay tuned because the other soap posts of the day will be coming up later on.

Weird I thought Jennie was wearing a red dress but in the picture it looks orange. Am I losing my color vision or maybe I’m getting confused color vision. Maybe Sandra should have worn her Cookie Fairy outfit instead after all she did have the wand with her.

Jacqui comes back and finds Loretta which leads to a not very happy McQueen. I’m just not sure why she decided to take it out on that guy’s laundry. Hello where did you come from? Welcome to the village. I thought he was called Kyle but when he wrote his number down and boy are Brits numbers weird but I guess US ones look weird to them too it said Des. Huh? Is that his last name or maybe I hallucinated the part where I thought he was called Kyle. Ass better watch out when she finds him.

Carmel is trying to get Theresa to go back to school. After seeing the show Theresa was on she wasn’t happy at all so she went to Zoe to give her a earful. She suggests they take an IQ test. Okay what test were they taking that Carmel got 132 I think or was it 124 and Theresa got a 32. Did she switch the results? I guess she might have in an attempt to make Theresa realize that she needs to continue school. Can you actually get out of school at sixteen in England? That’s still high school although those forms still confuse me. Six form? I’m guessing that’s 10th grade.

Ravi ends up making a date with Loretta which is her first since Dom. Lelia trying to look out for her brother goes to her but she came off really wrong implying the girl is some sort of slapper. Loretta isn’t a slut but at least she’s such a sweet person that she understood what Lelia was trying to do even if I wanted to slap her for being so judgey about a person. When Ravi found out he flipped out. She was just worried that having sex would overstimulate his brain and cause the aneurysm in his brain to explode which wouldn’t be good. But instead he just came off like an ass and poor Lelia ran home.

Well Zoe’s out a job. Wow I’m really impressed that she’s jobless but she’s still able to wear something new every day without wearing the same thing twice. Isn’t that just amazing? Maybe she has a magic wand that allows her to change her clothes so she doesn’t have to wear the same thing more than once. And it does save on washing if you’re wearing a new outfit every day. That must be nice. I’m still hoping to try out that whole money can’t buy you happiness thing since I want to see for myself because I have some doubts about that.

I wonder what Jacqui will do once she finds out about Tony and Cindy. Loretta said everyone knew so I’m thinking he’s worried about her reaction. It was just a joke and just snowballed. I don’t think he really wants to marry Cindy and who knows what she thinks. She’s either playing both guys or maybe she does care about Tony at this point I really don’t know. He should tell her although I’m thinking Kyle might have gotten off easy just having his clothes thrown into the fountain. He did end up asking her out and Carmel took the number out of the trash. I bet she’s going to call him and try to set something up. Poor Carmel she just wants Jacqui to stop being pissed at her.

1. A week free of Boob. Yes that’s wishful hoping again but a girl can dream. Hopefully they’ll make up for it by having someone shirtless.

2. Owen shirtless for the entire week. Well it does look like he could forgive Jackie which means he really needs to take off that tank top. Still refuse to call it a wifebeater because that’s the dumbest name ever for a piece of clothing. Do you really want to have a piece of clothing you wear called a wifebeater? Think about it for a moment.

3.  Unlike others I would like to see more of Rick and less of Boob but if Rick is on that would be nice. The poor guy is probably locked up somewhere. Oh no did Pam lock him away in her basement. Of course she’d have to have a basement or a place to live. Does she have a place? I haven’t seen one.

4. I’d like to see Casper again. And of course shirtless would be nice. What other pranks would this hottie have up his sleeve? I hope Pam tracks him down but she might lock him away in the basement with Rick.

5. Come on Pam share your recipe for your special lemon bars. What’s special about them? Maybe they don’t actually have lemon in them.

6. Whip falls down the stairs and ends up in traction. He has to be flown to England if he ever wants to walk again.

7. Beth slaps Stephanie. Oh come on like you wouldn’t want to see that. Someone needs to bring Her Highness down. Who the hell does she think she is anyway?

8. Eric chokes on the honey and ends up being rushed to the hospital.

9. Marcus looks online to find a way to give himself a personality to overcome his absolutely yawnworthyness in the hopes of wooing Boobette 2.

1. Please change your outfit Hope. I’m tired of you looking like the love child of the Hamburglar and Grimace.

2. Well this is only semi related but I’m hoping I’ll be able to do a crackfic using hot chocolate and asparagus. I would like an explanation though because it didn’t make any sense.

3. I hope Rafe and Brady take off their shirts. Or just Brady since Rafe is unlikely but hey a girl could hope right?

4. I hope Dumbass sets himself on fire when he clicks that lighter causing some sort of malfunction.

5. I want funny hair to mock and that means you Poofy Head since you seem to be the designated silly hair holder although don’t worry I’ll try to find something mock worthy about Enormous Jackass’s hair even though it can be hard but there are the hair horns to look out for.

6. I hope Nicole gets busted but I know that’s just wishful hoping since that’s happening later I think at least I hope so. I’m still weirded out about the Sami and Nicole friendship since it causes everything to go all cockeyed.

7. I hope Kate falls into the river and drowns with a shirtless Daniel standing there on the pier drinking and laughing at the bitch as she struggles to save herself but can’t because her jewelry overpowers her and causes her to sink. That is a river right? I think it is.

8. Wishy Washy once again dumps Poofy Head which causes him to summon a Vengeance Demon who laughs at his silly hair before granting him a wish. What the wish is I’m just not sure but who knows it might get written.

9. Henderson finally declares his love for Victor and he’s never seen again.

Okay it might take a little time to adjust because I couldn’t help but think Theresa and Ethan when I saw Lindsay and Eric doing their first scene together. She of course is up to no good so I volunteer to give Brady his coffee and I don’t even like coffee. And while I’m giving him coffee he could do me a favor and remove that shirt. It’s been a while since he’s been shirtless so it would be nice.

Well it wasn’t completely shirtless in Salem since Daniel took his shirt off. Sure he might be going crazy but hey I don’t object when a cute guy takes his shirt off. He can be annoying but you can’t say he isn’t cute. I was confused so I felt like I was the one drunk. I think he just wants her to admit poisoning Chloe even if no one else hears it since he wasn’t wearing a wire although he could have been wearing it in his pants. It did make Kate wonder though.

I’m still weirded out by the friendship of Sami and Nicole. And there was more hugging which is still odd. It was amusing to see her flipping out about her phone. What’s next Nicole hand gestures like your husband? Why hasn’t she gone to see Chloe anyway? Chloe’s supposed to be her best friend but she can’t find the time to check on her.

Craig’s back and I wish Nancy was too since I love her even if I trip over her name. It happens to be Patrika but I’m sure if you think about it you can tell what it might be confused with. He isn’t hopeful about Chloe recovering. Didn’t anyone talk to him about Daniel’s plan? I guess Brady didn’t since Neanderthal might be a better way to go.

I’m confused about Lucas. Yes he’s upset about the cheating and that’s understandable but why hasn’t he gone off on Kate and told her to go to hell or something? He holds Chloe’s fate in his hands which isn’t the best idea when the other person cheated on you. I’m sure that will run through his mind while he’s deciding whether or not to pull the plug.

Rafe was able to find out where Dick is so that’s good. He even texted him and he did back. Such a good point about texting since I think that does deserve blame for such crappy spelling and typing with your thumbs doesn’t sound very fun either. After Sami found out she decided to head out too so I’m hoping they’ll get on the same plane maybe next to each other but that’s probably wishful thinking. At least they’ll end up together and hopefully this will lead them to finding their way back to each other. So thank you Ari for buying him the plane ticket. The other one never would have done that. This is a time to make things fresh with a Ari that isn’t all creepy about her brother’s love live.

Enormous Jackass is out and he sees Mia. Dude you’re in America the game is soccer dumbass. I wonder why they call it football anyway? Since you can’t answer the phone and hold a baby he had Mia hold Sydney. She was hesitant after Nicole pretty much threatening her but she did get her to stop crying. I don’t think Sydney likes the scary Enormous Jackass but at least he hasn’t been yelling as much lately. This of course causes the poor girl to feel guilty about giving her baby up.

Brady comes and works his magic because he’s just awesome. Have I mentioned how much I love Brady? Now if only he’d take his shirt off. I could also use some Brady wisdom since he’s a genius. Mia thinks she was being selfish when she gave up her baby since it was more about her than about her baby. I would imagine that not many kids in her position could handle taking care of a baby all alone along with going to high school and hell I’m sure a lot of adults wouldn’t be able to handle it either so she shouldn’t feel bad about giving her baby up although the poor thing has no idea that her baby died. I think Brady would have a few choice words for Nicole if he finds that out and I hope it happens sooner rather than later.

Brady calls the pub but Ari’s gone after all she has drug dealings to do and oops Brady catches her in the act. Damn that guy was sleazy since he wanted a little something extra and it wasn’t money. Is that the same guy? I don’t think it is but Brady said it was. Is he talking about cell phone snatching guy that called her Pancake? I guess I’m having sleazy guy amnesia since he doesn’t look familiar to me. She wants to meet the one in charge which makes me wonder about her.

Is this just a case of dealing or is there something else going on? Maybe I’m just trying to make Ari less icky now that an actress that I adore has stepped into the role. Not much is known about her so I guess I could be way off. Maybe she just wants to work her way up the foodchain because I would imagine there’s big bucks in the drug business. I just kind of hope there’s another reason since I want my Ethan and Theresa even though they aren’t actually Ethan and Theresa anymore. Now they should get Eva so Ari and Rafe can have a mother.

Enormous Jackass goes to the hospital to pick up the results from the tests. Lexie doesn’t get why he had to do that. It doesn’t seem to enter that stupid head of his that this testing wouldn’t have saved Grace. Sometimes the baby just dies as tragic as that is. Of course Sami wonders if the complications at birth had anything to do with it which it didn’t since that was Sydney and not Grace. Eew Lexie I don’t want you to talk to Enormous Jackass about his feelings for Samantha.

No feelings for Samantha although I didn’t buy it when he mentioned being happy with Nicole. Yeah right Enormous Jackass but don’t even think about Sami you asshole. I think Nicole deserves him but she loves him more than he loves her. I don’t see the appeal at all aside from the money.  And that man as you call him has a name which would be Rafe. Maybe you should take a lesson from him and see about being a real man but somehow I think that’s beyond you after all you’re a Dimera which means evil runs through your veins since the only decent one out of the bunch was Tony.

I’m with Bridget since I’m proud of Nick for realizing that Owen does make his mother happy. So he wants to outdo her. It does amuse me since she’s only six years older so does this mean he’ll be parasailing sometime soon? Hopefully the seagulls will stay away from him. Damn I wish they showed that because that would have been funny.

Well wet Owen in a tank top is good too since he dashed out to save Jackie. Of course we didn’t actually get to see that. Of course he still loves her and I’m rooting for them. She just didn’t realize that he’d not only  be angry but upset too because of her lack of faith in his feelings. Am I the only one to actually like these two? Also I have to wonder about Pam’s special lemon bars. Does she put something in them to make them special? I don’t really like lemon although I like lemonade but I’d be willing to give one a try.

While Brooke was talking to Boob about Beth there were some fireworks in the other room. I had no idea the feud went back that far and that Beth had Eric first. So maybe it wasn’t such an insane thought when I said that Stephanie is a lot like Brooke. She did get a bit confused which should have clued Stephanie in that something was wrong but Beth did have some good points. Stephanie is a hypocrite. She’s way too involved in Boob’s life. Why doesn’t she let the man make up his own mind?

I guess it’s never occurred to her that he might be happily married if she wasn’t always trying to butt in and pushing him onto Boobess. He might have actually made a decision and stuck to it if she stopped butting in. Too bad she can’t talk to Ivy Crane about how stupid it is being overbearing about one kid to the exclusion of the others. You do realize Stephanie that you have other children? I have to wonder if she does because she’s all about Boob for some reason.

So I’m glad to have Owen and Jackie to help lighten the mood with all the other crap that’s going on. I am a bit confused though. If Beth is so far gone wouldn’t she be forgetting about people like who Stephanie is? She was forgetful about some stuff which implies earlier stages than Brooke said. Now I don’t know about the stages but I would think it starts out with forgetting the names of things like the computer or the names of people you should know or perhaps losing your train of thought. At least she’s yelling at Stephanie which she totally deserves because she really needs to be taken down a peg or ten for that matter.

Ass is living up to his name. Moron I’m pretty sure that most people are capable of using a washing machine unless there are no washing machines around. Since this is Hollyoaks and everyone seems to have one in their kitchen I’m thinking Loretta can use it after all she does have clothes to wash. So he was being an idiot showing her how and asking her if he was going too fast. Dude she’s not interested since she was asking about the cute brother not you dummy.

So of course he tries to make Ravi look bad by telling him to take it easy like Ravi’s feeble or something but the idiot doesn’t have a chance with Loretta. Sure I was hoping she’d get back together with Dom but I wouldn’t be opposed to Ravi since he’s a cutie and a good guy unlike his stupid brother. He still doesn’t get that he can’t always have what he wants.

Aw poor Tony you’re so not over the hill. Here’s a thought knock a few years off so you can get behind the hill again. I won’t tell if you don’t. Don’t smoke. Stay out of the sun to help pull it off. Also make sure to wear sunscreen after all the sun is still there even over in the UK although it might not look like it. How did that happen? He goes over to talk to Cindy and it turns into a proposal. What the hell?

I do like Ravi so maybe there’s a chance with Loretta and him. Well it can’t be any worse than it was when Nancy was dating him. I’m pretty sure he’s gotten Kris out of his system so he won’t end up cheating on her with him but of course he’d have to have a date with Loretta first. Well it can’t go any worse than Nancy’s blind date that never showed up. Was there someone outside watching? It looked like there might be or maybe Archie was the blind date. I wouldn’t blame Nancy if she put on a pair of other knickers after Archie pawed them.

Zoe’s desperate so she gets into a bikini and wants Archie to film her. He is absolutely against it. I guess seeing his sister in one might make him think about just how pervy he can be. Well it’s not like she can film herself although I think she could if she had a tripod. I kind of figured she’d change the age on Theresa’s form. Oopsie that could get her into trouble. I knew that Nancy was upset that Zoe didn’t ask although I know why Zoe didn’t ask but a girl likes to be asked even if she’s going to say no.

Cindy has me puzzled. Does she really like Tony? I’m not really sure although she did make a good choice of I’m not a gold digger when she got mad at Tony for bringing Holly that game. I really think he’s looking for fun more than anything else because he’s not really over Jacqui yet. I have to wonder about Cindy because there’s the whole Darren thing. Is he there as a backup plan if things go south? Damn I really miss Esme who Cindy sort of reminds me of except Cindy’s British and living in Hollyoaks while Esme isn’t and living in Harmony.

Once again I was amused by Poofy Head’s hair. Maybe I should watch his scenes with my eyes closed so I’m not giggling over his hair. It’s like he even knows how ridiculous his hair is so have another beer dude. If they do get back together I predict Splitsville shortly after with that sleazy motel guy and his sex video of him and Melanie. Didn’t Wishy Washy say something about their families not being able to come together? Uh aren’t they related in some fashion?

Brady was on but sadly he wasn’t shirtless. Since Ciara was found Daniel wanted his help to help Chloe. Craig was mentioned but I guess Daniel doesn’t like that idea. I found it odd that Phillip was mentioned when they were talking about Kate but not Lucas. For a guy that’s known Kate so long Brady you seem to be forgetting a few details like Kate setting up Sami which landed her on death row with the needle literally in her arm before Lucas busted in and saved her along with Kate who paid Nicole five million dollars to marry Lucas. She’s screwed with Lucas’s life more than Phillip’s.

I’m just not sure why he wasn’t buying what a bitch Kate is. I guess he likes seeing the good in people after all he does care about Nicole but now Sami is friends with her which is just too odd for my brain to handle. So Brady ends up asking Melanie to ask Neanderthal to talk to Daniel because this would be a way to treat her without actually being there but it is risky.

Kate you’re slipping although that was a pretty hot fantasy. Hey I’m not going to object to a cute guy with his shirt off even if Kate’s in it. Thanks to her little slip making it seem like there was nothing else to do for Chloe is actually a good thing because Neanderthal is starting to wonder about her. I’m still confused about Lucas not cutting this bitch out of his life unless he’s planning something. Just don’t have it be silly hair Lucas because I have all the silliness I can deal with every time I see your brother. So it looks like he might help give Chloe the drug since there’s really nothing to lose because she’s not improving so the risk is worth it.

Once again Daniel had a daydream about Chloe. I’m just confused by his refusal to tell dream Chloe his plans. Was I the only one confused by that? Of course I’m annoyed with the whole storyline but why couldn’t he tell fake Chloe what he was up to. At firs I thought he was hallucinating and it would turn into Kate but it didn’t since no one was there. I guess my imagination is better than the writers lately and I have a comma phobia.

Poor little Theo was worried about Ciara so I was a bit disappointed that they didn’t have a cute little reunion where Theo hugged his friend. They took her to the hospital and it was revealed that Kyle was indeed a pedophile which I suspected but sex offender is kind of vague because others get put in that category too. They of course were worried but thankfully nothing happened. I’m glad about that because I wouldn’t want that. Hello soaps are supposed to be an escape from reality.

Bo got all dizzy so Hope insisted Lexie check him out. He just has a slight concussion but he insisted on going home. Of course he wants to be with his daughter. I have to wonder though his visions starting with a fall which resulted in him bumping his head and here he got whacked on the head so does this mean his visions are coming to an end or will this be a way to kill Bo? Just a thought.

Sadly when Ciara said Dumbass didn’t save her she was just talking about Mommy and Daddy coming to her rescue. He did screw up though. Since Dumbass must be a smoker although I’ve never actually seen him smoking he was all grumpy in his chair. Sure Ciara was sleeping but I think she heard the lighter clicking in her sleep. That just might screw him over big time. I just wish Nick was in a different role instead of this creepy guy. Bo and Roman suspect it isn’t over because Bitch and Kyle weren’t smart enough to pull it off. I do wonder about the money. What happens to it? Does it go back to Victor? How about you send the money to me?